F3 Knoxville

Author: Abort

Rockstar!

Ups and downs in the garage

THE SCENE: 56 and rainy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Imperials walkers
Bat wings
Tempo lunge
SSH
THA-THANG: Mosey to 11th Street parking garage.  Circle up and perform three minutes of planks, alternating every fifteen seconds between high plank (merkin position) and low plank (on elbows).  Recover for ups and downs routine.

Perform exercise/number of reps written at same place on each level of parking garage.  Once exercise completed, run up to the next level for next exercise.  Going up exercises as follows:

  • Carolina dry docks x20
  • Ranger merkins x20
  • Hurpees x10 (hand release burpees)
  • Offset merkins x20 (one hand on curb, one on ground, either 10 each or swap hands each rep)
  • Wall worm (bear crawl sideways with feet elevated on parking garage wall, hands on ground)

Recover and 10 count.  Each spot coming up also had a down exercise, which we did the same just working back down.  Going down exercises as follows:

  • Burps x20 (low squat, kick feet out behind to merkin position and back, never stand up or do merkin)
  • Squat jumps x20
  • Plank jacks x20 on four count
  • Pistol squats x20 (10 each leg)
  • Burpees x10

Recover and 10 count.  Line up along parking garage wall.  Dirty hookups x10, then 20 sec wall sit.  Rinse and repeat these two exercises for three total rounds, increasing duration of wall sit time.  Recover and 10 count.

New routine, “It Pays to Be a Winner” – static hold or exercise performed until failure, winner gets to pick exercise and number of reps for the rest of the PAX, winner must lead the exercise but only has to do half the reps.

First iteration – plank position.  Winner was Magic Mike, exercise was reverse crunches
Second iteration – Al Gore.  Winner was Reverb, exercise was flutter kicks
Third iteration – jailbreak to other end of garage.  Winner was Reverb, exercise was BBSUs
Fourth iteration – jailbreak up ramp at Careless’s request.  Winner was Reverb, just mosey back down

Mosey back to start point for Mary.

MARY:
High Dolly’s
Captain Thor
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Fantastic Four: Magic Mike, Careless, Reverb, Abort

Leg day at the ball

THE SCENE: 73 or so (I think) and not too muggy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Tempo squat x10 IC
Tempo merkin x10 IC
Michael Phelps
SSH x21 IC
THA-THANG:
Take a hot lap around the WFP infield.  Upon getting back to the fountains, line up along the edge of the sidewalk.  Lt. Dan (4 lunges, 2 squats) to the cones about halfway across the infield.  Hold Al Gore waiting for everyone else to make it to the cones.  Then all PAX Devin Hester to the far side of the infield and then jail break all the way across.  Recover and 10 count.

Mosey out of the fountains and toward the lots where we park, across the railroad tracks, and to Preacher’s parking lot (at The International).  Five cones set up, routine is the reverse suicide ladder.  PAX line up across the parking lot, run to the furthest cone and perform exercise at the cone.  Run back to the start line.  Run to the furthest cone, again performing exercise and pick up the exercise at the next cone, then return to the starting line.  PAX continue routine, picking up one more exercise set each iteration until they’ve done all five exercises on the way back.  Exercises as follows:

  • Hand release merkins x10
  • Jump squats x10
  • Burpees x10
  • Air squats x20
  • SSH x30

Jack rabbits perform Mary and then instructed to start the regular suicide ladder (going to first cone, perform exercise, run back.  Then pick up an exercise each time going a cone further, but performing half the number of reps at each cone).  Once the six has completed the routine, recover and 10 count.

Mosey back to the fountains and find a bench.

  • Left leg step ups x15
  • Right leg step ups x15
  • Calf raises x15 (on the ground)

Rinse and repeat through again.

MARY:
Flutter kicks x25 IC
Hello Dolly x25 IC
Pickle pounders x20 IC
Boat/canoe and variations (flutter canoes, OH clap canoes) until PAX hates me
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
18 STRONG: Red Writer, G6, Amazon, Passport, Filter, The Voice, Frank, Duggar (Lexington Duggar), Half Caff, Swanson, Wilson, Steam, Petey, Sneaky Pete, Quarantine, Singlet, Purple Rain (FNG), Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
If you believe in Santa Clause for 8 years of your life, you can believe in yourself for 45 minutes.  Or longer.  We’ve all been new guys and we’ve all had to grind through things we didn’t think we could.  Believe in yourselves and see what you can accomplish.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AO challenge workout of the month is the HR merkin.  F3 anniversary party and F3 Olympics will be November 3-4.  Big Ball needs Q’s to sign up for next week, encourage all to sign up and ask for Co-Q if they haven’t led before.

No big ball workout Saturday 9/15

There will be no workout at Big Ball (downtown) this Saturday, September 15th. Instead, we will converge with the Asylum for Preacher’s final Q before he leaves for Arizona. As usual, the Asylum work out will be from 7:00-8:00 We look forward to the beatdown and Preacher’s word!

Another unneeded garage sale

THE SCENE: 70 and rain in the forecast, but no rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Tempo lunge x12 IC
Shoulder taps x12 IC
Monkey humpers x10 IC
SSH x20 IC

THA-THANG:
Get keys in the bag and mosey south toward 11th Street parking garage.  Once inside the garage, circle up for a super easy 3 minute workout.  Workout consists of alternating planks: high plank (front leaning rest/merkin position) for 15 seconds, followed by low plank (resting on elbows) for 15 seconds, then flapjack every 15 seconds until 3 minutes are up.

Slow mosey up the ramp to the next level of the parking garage for a Hot lap around that level.  Each exercise is a way to move to the next corner.  Jack rabbits wall sit while waiting on the 6 to complete each leg of the lap.  Exercises as follows:

  • Bear crawl
  • Duck walk
  • Burpee beam jump (at each overhead concrete beam, stop and do a burpee, on the jump portion you jump up and touch the beam overhead)
  • Inch worm

Mosey up another level for the four corners routine.  Simple run between each exercise.  Exercises as follows:

  • Box cutters x20
  • Alternating hand merkins x20 (10 each hand.  Start with one hand on the curb and one hand on the ground and perform a merkin, switch high and low hands each rep OR do 10 with one hand high then switch for the remaining 10)
  • Bobby Hurleys x10 (deep deep squat jumps – squat down and put palms flat on the deck, pause then jump)
  • Jump lunges x20 (10 each leg)

Rinse and repeat for three laps around.  Recover and 10 count.  Begin mosey back to start point.  Pause for squats while waiting on Preacher who took a wrong turn in the garage.

MARY:
Captain Thor up to 3:12
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
19 strong including 1 FNG: Passport, Soot, Swanson, Preacher, Amazon, Reverb, Quarantine, Red Writer, Guano, Jenner, G6, Gutenberg (FNG), Singlet, Butterfly, Moana, The Voice, Careless, Petey, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Tending the garden

THE SCENE: 74 and muggy, great morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Tempo lunges x12 IC
Shoulder taps x12 IC
Merkins x10 (Four count) IC
Windmills x10 IC
SSH x20 IC
THA-THANG:
Mosey out of SP and over to amphitheater.  Hop up on stage for some core work at little earlier than usual.  Two rounds of flutter kicks, 25 reps on four count with slight rest in between sets.  Back to feet and continue mosey over to parking lot behind Min Kao building where cones and chalk are waiting.

  • First round – lunge between cones, increasing squat jumps at each cone.  4 at cone 1, 6 at cone 2, 8 at cone 3, and 10 at cone 4.  After last set of 10 squat jumps, run to the end of the parking lot, up the painted stairs and down the ramp to the first cone for round two.
  • Second round – crawl bear between cones (which seem way further apart now), increasing number of merkins at each cone. 5 at cone 1, 10 at cone 2, 15 at cone 3, and 20 merkins at cone 4.  After last set of 20 merkins, run to the end of the parking lot, up the painted stairs and down the ramp to the first cone for a little more core work.

After everyone has recovered to first cone, stop for some more core work.  This time, two rounds of heals to heaven, 15 reps on four count with slight rest in between sets.  Recover to your feet and mosey to the boulder parking lot near the UT rowing house.  Each PAX grabs a boulder to work out with.  Routine below, after completing each exercise, put rock on the deck and run across pedestrian bridge and up to the top of the stairs, turn around and return for next exercise.

  • Goblet squats x20
  • Curls x30
  • Overhead press x30
  • Rock swap merkins x20
  • Lion kings x20

Rinse and repeat if necessary.

Recover, return boulders and 10 count.  Begin mosey back to SP, going back a different way to avoid ambush.  A few guys did a jail break the last 80-100 yards or so, QIC did not as I was smoked.

MARY:
Captain Thor up to 5:20
Pickle pounders x20 (Butterfly getting hitched in a week, if you see him make sure to ask if he’s gotten married yet.  He seems to love that)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 strong: Casper, Soot, Butterfly, Duggar, Passport, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Last night I was doing what any 32 year old, not quite yet married dude would be doing on a Friday night: pulling weeds in my flower bed.  Every time I get the flower bed looking good, I vow to just pull the weeds that pop up and not let them get out of control again.  Inevitably, I don’t do that and they get overgrown with weeds and ivy.  While cleaning this up, it got me thinking about other areas I’ve neglected.  Friendships or relationships which I say I’ll work on, things I put off til next weekend, then the next.  Time gets away and things get overgrown and out of control.  Just challenge myself and the PAX to look for those things they’ve put off, recognize what they are, and take steps to fix them.  Always be tending the garden.