F3 Knoxville

73’ Dolphins Beatdown

AO: bigball
Q: vanilla
PAX: Steak Knives (F3 Cape Fear), Postman (Scott Colby), vanilla
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: SSH, Squat/Reach, Hillbilly, Seal clap, overhead clap, Willy Mays Hayes

THE THANG:
Mosey to Amphitheater

Start w/ first set, run stairs to top for 7 rows. Add a set each trip until all 10 are done.

17 LBC
17 Mountain Climbers (4 count)
17 Dips
17 Squats
17 Freddy Mercury (4 count)
17 HR Merkins
17 BBSU
17 Shoulder Taps (L/R 1)
17 Crunchy Frogs
17 Burpees

MARY: not needed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Steak Knives (F3 Cape Fear) travels

COT: Today was the anniversary of the 73 Dolphins Super Bowl VII, the only perfect season in NFL history. Perfection is a myth that leads to disappointment if we expect in our lives or in others. Embrace the imperfect and strive to find the silver lining.

Cold

AO: shamruck
Q: Eliza
PAX: slappy, Mermaid, Dumpster Dive, Eliza
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
It was very cold. And icy. We kept it at shamrock for the entire time and spoke of our times in Vegas.

The cure for a weekend

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Rainbow, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Farley, Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Patty Melt (Parker Greene), Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
Look I fartsacked on Saturday and missed an epic sledding Q, and my weekend only got lazier from there. I didn’t even bother to check the mail. The goal of today’s Q was to get as much work in as we could without overdoing it.

Secondary goal was to give F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom) the gift of early completion for the day, and we would have succeeded wildly if not for the fact that F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom) was, for all we know, in bed, or doing burpees alone while listening to James Clear podcasts.

My intent was to lightly warm shoulders, not blast them this time, but when I start yapping I lose track of time, so you’re welcome. We warmed up, we guaranteed 10 years of life for all in attendance (you’re welcome again), we moseyed, we hit Cardiac pretty hard, we did 106 burpees.

There was some invented controversy, entirely predictable, as to the timing of the end of the Q. To that I will only say Gibbler that the Q may not always be right, but he’s never wrong.

I flubbed my BOM. Lack of oxygen to the brain.

[the-pulpit] Shakey Legs

AO: the-pulpit
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Betty, Voodoo, Ike, Leland Robbins (Geiger), Stitch, Kevin (Miss Piggie), Butterknife
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
SSH
WINDMILLS
8-CT MERKINS (aka BERKINS)
SQUATS
CHERRY :cherries: PICKERS
BEAR :bear: CRAWLS & CRAWL BEARS

THE THANG:
1 line w/ person in front falling off for 2 burpees to front parking lot

Fun with BOSU
Each person rotates through 10 Merkins, Squats, and 20 crunches while the rest of us do line drills.
Line drills: Jumping back and forth over a line. Jumping side to side, Walking Lunges, Side Shuffles, Karaoke, bear crawl, crab walk

1 line w/ person in back snaking there way to the front to side lot.

Stop for CORE exercises:
Flutter kicks
Side crunches
LBCs
Right heel on left knee left elbow to right knee
Crunchy frogs 🐸 x20
Superman/Swim

1 line person in back sprints to the front to the playground for Four Corners.

20 Merkins
Bernie to the next corner
Bear Crawl 5 spaces/crab walk back
20 Squats
10 Burpees

Rinse and Repeat x 3

Mosey back to the flag with a JAILBREAK at the end.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
FORG3

COT:
At church we were encouraged to do a Personal Growth Plan and choose a word for the year. My church chose Power. It’s tied to Acts 1:8.

“But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you. And you will be my witnesses, telling people about me everywhere—in Jerusalem, throughout Judea, in Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.”” Acts of the Apostles‬ ‭1‬:‭8‬ ‭NLT‬‬

Live in POWER in 2025
P – Prayer
O – Obedient
W – Worship
E – Evangelism
R – Rest

Our declaration is, “I declare I have received God’s power and it defines who I am.”

Let me know if you want me to send you the growth plan.

I chose Presence: the state or fact of existing, occurring, or being present in a place or thing.

I encourage you to choose a word. Pray over it, Google Bible verses tied to the word, etc. I’ve found several verses and I’m trying to nail down the one I want to go with.

Let us know what word you choose:
Possible words:
Warrior
Champion
Love
Perceiver
Empowered
Happy
Elevate
Breakthrough
Prepared
Presence