F3 Knoxville

Author: Anchorman

Shamrock – Blast from the past

THE SCENE: 59F rain tapering off
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 Smurf Jacks

“Big” Baby Arm Circles forwards

Baby Arm Circles backwards

10 Merkins OYO

Cherry Pickers: 5

10 Smurf Jacks

10 Merkins

Tie Fighters

10 – 4 count twinkle toes 

Stretch: quads, hams, calves

Quick lap to grab more rocks 

THA-THANG:

We did 3 rounds of this….

5 Burpees

10 Overhead press 

15 Big Boy Sit-ups

20 Merkins

25 CMU Calf raises (Rain – 50 with rocks) 

30 Freddie Mercury – 2 count

35 Curls – (Rain – Butterfly with rocks) 

40 American Hammers – single (Rain – 1 rock if you desire) 

45 LBC’s 

50 Shoulder taps – single 

Mosey to return rocks then mosey around campus to knock out 4 sets of 25 curb dips 

MARY:

15 snow angels, 15 – 4 count flutter kicks, 15 pickle pointers, 20 monkey humpers, cobra stretch, 45 seconds of merkins and 15 second plank. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Honeydew, Betty, Mermaid, Curry, Voo Doo, Anchorman,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The Priestly Blessing: Numbers 6

22 The Lord said to Moses, 23 “Tell Aaron and his sons, ‘This is how you are to bless the Israelites. Say to them:

24 

“‘“The Lord bless you

and keep you;

25 

the Lord make his face shine on you

and be gracious to you;

26 

the Lord turn his face toward you

and give you peace.”’

27 “So they will put my name on the Israelites, and I will bless them.”

Text from a friend on New Years Day. 

Praying the Lord’s blessings run over your cup in this new year!

After my friend sent that short text to me I did a quiet time meditating on the verses from Numbers.  The thought I ended with was this. 

Who will I share that blessing of hope and peace to? There are people in our lives who need to hear words of encouragement. If God puts a name on your heart, drop what you are doing to text or call them.

MOLESKIN:
Pray for Mermaid’s MIL who lost a family member.

Shamrock – I can’t forgive

THE SCENE: 30F
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Run in circles switching to high knees, butt kicks, side to side, etc.
  • Tie Fighters X 10 each side
  • Cherry Pickers x 5
  • Peter Parkers x 10
  • Smurf Jack x 20

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the track and field bleachers, but stopped 3 times for speed bump (3) burpees
  • At the bleachers we split into 2 teams
  • Round 1: One team runs to the top and back while the other team does tricep dips (we did 3 rounds of dips per team)
  • Round 2 was the same except we switched to decline merkins X3 rounds
  • Round 3 was the same except we switched to LBCs X3 rounds
  • Mosey to the parking lot with the Jesus statue
  • Alphabet abs; on our six, feet out to form a pencil, we drew ABCDEFG in the air, the ran to the far end of the parking lot to do HIJK, the ran back to Jesus. Went back and forth until we completed our ABCs and got our star sticker to put on the class board.
  • The group of PAX decided by vote to finish off the morning at the CMU pile, sorry Mermaid.
  • 20 curls for the girls, 20 lawnmower pulls each side, 17 man makers, 10 blockies, 75 ground press, 17 dead lifts.
  • Mosey to the “AO Flag” – Pool Boy

MARY:
Our FNG “Venus” (please don’t show us your)…. took charge for the 2 minutes of Mary. Flutter kicks, heel taps and plank.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 including our FNG “Venus” (was his name)

* Baby Boomer, Venus, Betty, Pom-Pom, Slappy, Curveball, Pool Boy, Mermaid, Anchorman,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Corrie Ten Boom who wrote The Hiding Place experienced and witnessed hell on earth during World War II while Nazi Germany occupied her country the Netherlands.

She was arrested in February 1944 for her role in protecting hundreds of Jews.

The 2 closest people in her life were her father and sister. Both were incredible Christians that I can’t even comprehend their level of faith and love.

Her father died after 1 week in prison.
Her sister made it 10 months in absolutely terrible prison camp conditions. The nurses at the camp snuck Corrie in to see her sister one last time before she was sent to either a mass grave or cremated.

1 week after that Corrie Ten Boom was “accidentally” released and barely made it back to her country alive.

2 years later she went back to Germany to witness to war torn occupied Germany. She taught at a church about God’s forgiveness.

After it was over an officer who was at the Ravensbruck prison camp walked up to her to shake her hand and ask for her forgiveness. She knew exactly who he was. She had walked past him in the shame of her nakedness. There’s no telling how many terrible things he did at that camp.

This is what she said about this moment:

“Even as the angry vengeful thoughts boiled through me, I saw the sin of him. Jesus Christ had died for this man; was I going to ask for more? Lord Jesus, I prayed, forgive me and help me to forgive him….”

(she then pauses) “Jesus, I cannot forgive him. “

“Give me YOUR forgiveness! ….

And so I discovered that it is not on our forgiveness that the world’s healing hinges, but on His. When He tells (or even commands) us to love our enemies, He gives the love “

How can I relate to this level of forgiveness? The day after I read this book I encountered a jerk out in public that really pissed me off. His words and actions burned me up inside for the next day. Not that I can compare my level of enemy with Corrie, but I thought about what she said. I couldn’t pull myself away from the anger I had. Duh…”I” is where I went wrong. I’m a sinful person who has wronged people and God many times. Of course I’m not capable of forgiving him on my own. It has to be from the power of God. I didn’t die on the cross for sins so what makes me think I can succeed in sucking up my pride to forgive? I even tried to rationalize for the guy. I had thoughts about what his life must be like to make him act like this. Again, not my job to make excuses for him or accuse him. God is the ultimate judge and he can breathe new life into anyone. That jerk hopefully will be touched by God. The only thing I can do is pray for God to empower me to forgive him and pray that God reaches out to heal him from brokenness.

So the big takeaway from me is this: The pressure is off of me! Heck yeah and praise God. I don’t have to get myself to a certain level of Christian status by checking off the forgiveness tab. I just have to fall on my knees and submit to God and let him be God.

MOLESKIN:
Pom Pom’s wife’s great uncle (Michael?)  dealing with a cancer diagnosis. Venus’s sister (Gracie?) dealing with health issues.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
X-mas party this Saturday night at Butterknife’s house.

Shamrock – Prodigal Son

THE SCENE: 45F
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Run in a circle, side to side, butt kicks, high knees, run, stop. 

Stretching – Quads

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Cobra stretch 

Smurf Jacks – 20

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the football field 

Escalator (sort of 12 days of Christmas style) 

5 burpees – run 75 yards and back – hold plank for 6

Once the 6 is up, start over with 5 burpees, then add the next exercise – then to the 75 and back and keep going. 

10 merkins

15 big boys

20 Carolina dry docks

25 squats

30 second plank

35 monkey humpers

40 LBCs

45 SSH

50 toe merkins (didn’t make it to this round) 

For the math nerds: 45 Burpees, 80 Merkins, 105 BBS, 120 CDD, 125 squats, 120 seconds plank, 105 monkey humpers, 80 LBSs, 45 SSH, 1,350 yards. 

 

MARY:
A few cherry pickers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 – Mermaid, Dumpster Dive, Jitters, Crawl Space, Curry, Baby Boomer, Curveball, Betty, Base Salary, Anchorman,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Luke 15:20-21 – Prodigal Son

“But while he was still a long way off, his father saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to his son, threw his arms around him and kissed him.

21 “The son said to him, ‘Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son.’

Zephaniah 3:17, “The Lord your God is with you, the Mighty Warrior who saves. He will take great

delight in you; in His love, He will no longer rebuke you, but will rejoice over you with singing.”

I am often / most of the time the prodigal son. Maybe daily? 

I walk off on my own. Live my life. Drift away from my relationship with God, yet he welcomes me back with love that only he could give. 

 

Shamrock – Walls of Jericho

THE SCENE: So humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Run in a circle, side to side, butt kicks, high knees, run, stop. 

Stretching – Quads

Mountain Climbers – IC – 15 – 4 count 

Cobra stretch 

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Smurf Jacks – 20

Cherry Pickers x5

1-2-3 MerkBurpee (Wide-Standard-Tri) x 3 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the CMU pile 

Grab a CMU – I set out 4 extra CMUs with a rope around 2, with 2 more stacked on top. 

Form a large circle for the Walls of Jericho

Round 1

1 man will walk backwards dragging 4 CMUs around the full circle, during which the rest of the men will:

–Curl CMU AMRAP until the 1st man makes it back to their spot

–Smurf jacks AMRAP while the next man drags the quad CMU around, 

  • 1-2-3 MerkBurpee (Wide-Standard-Tri) AMRAP
  • Start back over with Curls, then Smurfs, then 1-2-3 MerkBurpees. 
  • We had 11 men so this took a while

Round 2

Once everyone has had a turn we do it again, but with 3 different exercises. 

  • Jumping Spiders – AMRAP
  • Bobby Hurly – AMRAP
  • Tricep CMU – AMRAP

Round 3

  • CMU Twinkle Toes “Heavy Twinkie”- AMRAP
  • Alternating CMU Merkins – AMRAP
  • Bench press while doing flutter kicks “Flutter Press”? – AMRAP

We made it through all 3 rounds and had 5 minutes to burn at the retention pond gully. We ran up and down twice and did some long planks

 

MARY:

Dealers choice – BBS, Merkins, V-ups, flutter kicks

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 men – Nature Boy, Osteen, Fabio, Crawl Space, Pom-Pom, Waxjob, Betty, Dumpster Dive, Curry, Mermaid, Anchorman, 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Resolution and Review 

Resolution – a firm decision to do or not to do something. Sound like a Yoda quote. 

From the devotions from Thomas a Kempis a 14th century Christian 

“In the morning make a resolution and in the evening examine yourself on what you have said this day, what you have done and thought, for in these things perhaps you have offended God and those around you. “

An example for a resolution to start your day – Pray that God would help you to consider others throughout the day more than yourself. Pretty easy to sit in bed at night to rewind and playback parts of your day. Was I self serving today or did I serve others? 

In the same devotional Thomas says “Just men depend on the grace of God rather than on their own wisdom in keeping their resolutions.”

 

Shamrock – ABC easy as 123

THE SCENE: Very gloomy and humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Check 
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mountain Climbers – IC – 15 – 4 count 

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 10

Cherry Pickers x5

Stretching – Quads and back 

Demo – the 1-2-3 MerkBurpee (1 Wide-2 Standard-3 Tri merkins, then up to complete a burpee) 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Fox Lonas then back to the flag. 

A-B-C  easy as 1-2-3:  

 At the bottom of the hill do 5 sets of 1-2-3 MerkBurpees (1 Wide-2 Standard-3 Tri)  then walk backwards up the grassy hill. 

A – Air Squat – 10

B – Big Boys – 10

C – Crabettes- 10 

Repeat for a total of 4 rounds. The 1-2-3-MerkBurpees became really challenging after the 1st 2 rounds. 

Mosey over to some tall curbs

8-8-42 – My Dad’s 80th birthday today so in honor of him we did: 

8 – 4-count tricep dips in cadence 

8 – decline merkins 

42 – Calf raises 

Mosey to the river rock. Grab two 2-5 pound rocks. 

10 IC – Butterfly, then hold on the 10 for 10 seconds

10 IC – behind your back flutter with rocks – then hold for 10 seconds 

Hold rock in front of you and do LBS – Little Bouncy Squats 10 IC- then hold on 10. 

We did 2 rounds of this, then on round 3 we did 15 reps with 10 second holds. 

Round 4 we did 20 reps with 10 second holds. 

Mosey to the next parking lot. 

We traveled across the lot 4 times dealer’s choice: Bear, Crab or lunge. Can change it up each time if you want. 

 

MARY:

dealer’s choice – Curveball with LBCs, Caveman with Cherry Pickers, VooDoo with 5 Burpees before Betty had a chance to demand it. Betty snuck in some pickle pounders. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Curveball, Caveman, Voo Doo, Betty, Osteen, Mermaid, Tailhook, Baby Boomer, Curry, Dumpster Dive, Honeydew, Slappy, Anchorman,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I may not know what the day may bring, but I know who brings the day. 

Job 38

3 Brace yourself like a man;
I will question you,
and you shall answer me.

4 

“Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?
Tell me, if you understand.

5 

Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know!
Who stretched a measuring line across it?

6 

On what were its footings set,
or who laid its cornerstone—

7 

while the morning stars sang together
and all the angels[a] shouted for joy?

We often do our best to control our day and we think we know what is best for us. 

Like the potter and the clay example, does the clay vase know what is best for it? Or does the potter who created it know what is best and care for it? The potter has already planned out all of the future steps for that lump of clay.

MOLESKIN:
Prayer for Skidmark’s new baby girl, PomPom’s foot, Curveball’s friend who lost their mom, teachers and kids, my work travel this week and that Betty does not steal my local legend segment while I’m gone.