F3 Knoxville

Slammo Whammo

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Bartman, Einstein, Choir Boy, Aladdin
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Yep
THE THANG:
Instead of our usual circuits, a Slammo set lay waiting, promising a change of pace. What unfolded, however, was a masterclass in collective sporting ineptitude. Throws sailed wide, taps landed short, and powerful swings missed entirely.
Competition gave way to a shared, unspoken goal: simply hit the net.

We made it 16.

We did burpees, at first for each miss, after 40 – 50 reps we switched to merkins, 3 each time the ball hit the ground.

MARY:
ROF curls
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill
COT:
A bit of venting.

Gentlemen…start your engines

AO: brickyard
Q: Appleseed
PAX: Gordie, Appleseed, Jim Norris, Gmail, Spellcheck, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:

SSH, FAST windmills, cherry pickers, this that, Apple Loop

THE THANG:

Phase 1: choose a CMU work out: curls, OHP, squats, BBS…do 20 reps

NASCAR to 2nd parking line and back

Pick another CMU WO from list…20 reps

NASCAR to 4th parking line and back

Repeat pattern…. 6th line, 8th line etc

Boogaloop

Phase 2: repeat phase 1 but CMU WO list is now: triceps, bent over rows, thrusters, swings

Mode of travel: lunges

MARY:

Flutter kicks, box cutter, BBS, Australian snow angels

ANNOUNCEMENTS: none

COT: remember what Jesus did on the cross don’t just skip over it to Easter. No greater gift can a friend give but his life for another.

the (not so) triumphant return of Leg Day

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), P3, Farley, Pac-man, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Tropicana, Hands
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: slow yog around AOQ. Head to Pavalon. Rocky 7 minute Tabata warmup. Surprise cameo from Cosmo 2 and Gibbler

THE THANG: 2 parter
1)Leg day with CMU
10 pistol squats (each leg)
20 weighted step ups
30 weighted calf raises
40 high knee jumps
50 weighted butt touches
75 SSH
50 weighted lunges
40 rocky balboa
30 goblet squats
20 jump squats
10 Bulgarian split squats

2) I go….You go
Partner workout
300 squats. Alternating work. 10 big bois at transition
200 merkins. 10 Sync lunges at transition
100 V Ups. 10 Sync rockettes Bunny style

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Backstreet’s back. Alright

COT:Romans 8:26

[lostpearls] Ruck Your Socks Off

AO: lostpearls
Q: flyball
PAX: 30 second warning, flyball, Wild Thing (2.0), FNG Fairchild
FNGs: 1 FNG Fairchild
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
All In Cadence
SSH x 15
Ti fighters forward/reverse x 10
Cherry pickers x 5
Lateral lunges stretch both sides
Tempo squats x 10

THE THANG:
Ruck to First Baptist hill and do the following:

Mosey down with 7 x 4-count lunges at bottom
Bear crawl up for 7 x merkins at top

Mosey down with 6 x 4-count lunges at bottom
Bear crawl up for 6 x merkins at top

Mosey down with 5 x 4-count lunges at bottom
Bear crawl up for 5 x merkins at top

Walk back to the softball field bleachers for power step ups and walk down repeat x 10

1.4 mile roundtrip ruck

MARY:
1.5 min wall sit with ruck on or holding
20 x 4-count LBCs holding rucks
20 x ruck thrusters

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
5/17 Hardship Hill – come get in on a Lost Pearls team that’s forming

COT:

““Either assume the tree to be good as well as its fruit good, or assume the tree to be bad as well as its fruit bad; for the tree is known by its fruit. You offspring of vipers, how can you, being evil, express any good things? For the mouth speaks from that which fills the heart. The good person brings out of his good treasure good things; and the evil person brings out of his evil treasure evil things. But I tell you that for every careless word that people speak, they will give an account of it on the day of judgment. For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.””
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭12‬:‭33-37‬ ‭NASB2020‬‬

Told a personal story of how I used my words in an unkind way toward my daughter. Not cursing or screaming but razzing her about some ugly shoes she has. How I’ve never read these verses with that context before and I’ve always thought about them in the context of swearing, screaming, or aggressively tearing someone down. It didn’t hit me until she out of the blue asked my wife why I didn’t like her shoes (hours later and unprompted). That hurt and then I read the passage from Matthew the next day which further convicted me.

We spend hours training our bodies out here at F3 but how are we training our hearts? If we need a good check let’s think of the first thing that comes out of our mouth when we get cut off in traffic or when someone comes at you aggressively. Or you get an email from a coworker that runs all over you. Or maybe you hate doing bear crawls on a ruck 😆

This is a challenge to all of us (me first and foremost), about using our minds in those situations to help curtail our emotions. Let’s commit to hold each other accountable when we see one of our brothers reacting (good or bad).

April You vs You

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Guardrail, Ike, Mailbox, Love Shaq, Fetch, Lt. Dan, Butterknife, Starlink, Wanderer, Windex, Booster
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
SSH
Windmills
Tempo Merkins & Squats
Bear :bear: Crawl
Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
Scene:
4 evenly spaced cones or lines ~10 yards/30 feet apart

The Workout:
Part 1: RUN
10 minute timer
Start the timer, then…
Run from Line 1 to Line 2 (~10 yards) and back to Line 1
Run from Line 1 to Line 3 (~20 yards) and back to Line 1
Run from Line 1 to Line 4 (~30 yards) and back to Line 1
That is 1 rep
Rinse and repeat as many times as you can in the 10 minutes.
1 minute rest

Part 2: AMRAP
3×2 minutes timers
Count the total number of reps (cumulative, not individual)
Start the timer, then…
2 minutes AMRAP SSH
(no rest)
2 minutes AMRAP High Knees (count 1 leg)
(no rest)
2 minutes AMRAP mountain climbers (count 1 leg)
3 MINUTES REST AND RECORD 1st ROUND # OF REPS

Now…REPEAT the full routine – starting over with your rep count

Submit four scores: Round 1 run reps, Round 1 AMRAP reps, Round 2 run reps, and Round 2 AMRAP reps
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Jesus always puts people above religion. He doesn’t use shame—He offers healing. Sadly, not everyone does. Some people have encountered rules, judgment, or hypocrisy instead of God’s love. But Psalm 34:18 reminds us, “The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit.”

If someone in your life has been wounded by religion, you can help bring them back—not with arguments, but with love. Jesus didn’t reject the hurting, and neither should we. Be the reason they see Him differently.

“It’s not about your position at the table, but your posture at the table.” When you pull out the chair for someone, do it out of compassion, not comparison.

Easter is coming up and if you don’t have a church home, I’d like to invite you to my church Faith Promise.