F3 Knoxville

What Gets Us Emotionally

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lilydipper (John Neece)
PAX: Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Tenderfoot, Slabs, Simmons (Justin Creasey), Pusher, Lizzy, Abacus (Erik Ella), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Brick (Chris Tittle), Drum Major (Mike Johnston), Curveball P (Dave Purcell), Crash Dummy, F6 (Tim Pope), Appleseed (Jon Smith), Rooney (Carl Whipple), Glamper, Lilydipper (John Neece), Bunker, Owen Smith (Bruce Lee), Konnor Glass (Splat)
FNGs: 2 Owen Smith (Bruce Lee), Konnor Glass (Splat)
COUNT: 20
WARMUP: 20 Side-Straddle Hops, 10 Twistees, Run to Tree and Back, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Tennessee Rocking Chairs, Run Down Steps by Bat Cave and Back, 10 Burpees, 10 Tempo Squats, 10 Baby Arm Circles Forward and Backward, Little of This and That
THE THANG: Mosey to Steps of Admin Bldg. 20 Merkins and Calve Raises
Mosey to Circular Drive Area Southeast of Admin Bldg. 20 Carolina Dry Docks and 20 American Hammers.
Mosey across field to the Caribbean Parking Lot. Do three sets of 15 Merkins at any time on the way. Those getting to Caribbean Parking Lot first circle back to pick up the six.
We will go the following counterclockwise around the parking lot:
• Sprint for three islands, then do 20 Big Boy Sit-ups.
• Bernie for two islands, then do 20 Hello Dollies.
• Karaoke Right for two islands, then do 20 Flutter Kicks
• Karaoke Left for two islands, then do 20 Freddie Mercuries
• Mosey back to start.
• Rinse and repeat.
Mosey to the shaded parking lot across the street from ball fields parking lot. We will run counterclockwise around the lot stopping at each corner to do 5 Shoulder Taps (both shoulders)
Mosey to the Haslam Rock. We will have a 20 second gander at the river and mountains.
Mosey to Shady Tree. We will do 20 Squats.
Mosey to AO, then go down steps by bat cave, run to summit of Mt. Everest, run up and then head back to AO.

MARY: 10 V-Ups, 20 Box Cutters, Stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Be looking for another chance to serve with clean up at Asylum.
COT: Prayers for Curveball’s father who has a variety of serious health issues as well as Curveball and his family. Prayers for Curveball’s friend, Mary, who has breast cancer and will require a double mastectomy. Prayers for all students starting into college and their parents such as Abacus’ daughter, Abacus, and his wife. Prayers of praise for the healing of a long-term rift between some of Tenderfoot’s family members.

Short Circuit

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Jonathan Woodall (GUMP), Butterknife, Parkour, Commission (Adam Wilson), Lil’ Spice (Chad Crawford), Booster (Les Fout), Wanderer (Dave Staab), Guardrail (Brandon Brown), MC Fraud (Chris Trice), 5K (Derren Burrell), Windex, Fetch (Joel Moran), Mailbox (Chip Keim), MessyHobbs, Stye (Hal Phillips), Incoming (Rodney Pointer), Soot (Daniel Anders), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Hallmark
FNGs: 1 Hallmark
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:

Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Bear crawl in shake hands crawl bear out
1 burpee oyo
Repeat
Cherry Pickers
10 Windmills in cadence

THE THANG:

Fighter Merkins
5 Sledge Hammer swings on the tire
Flutter kicks
Mountain Climbers
Squats
Curls
Burpees
Tris
Jump rope
Rows
Run stairs
BBS

MARY:
Hello Dolly x10
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoff at Equalizer
Q101 workshop at the Project
COT:

“Understand this, my dear brothers and sisters: You must all be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to get angry. Human anger does not produce the righteousness God desires.”
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭19-20‬

Short Circuit

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Jonathan Woodall (GUMP), Butterknife, Parkour, Commission (Adam Wilson), Lil’ Spice (Chad Crawford), Booster (Les Fout), Wanderer (Dave Staab), Guardrail (Brandon Brown), MC Fraud (Chris Trice), 5K (Derren Burrell), Windex, Fetch (Joel Moran), Mailbox (Chip Keim), MessyHobbs, Stye (Hal Phillips), Incoming (Rodney Pointer), Soot (Daniel Anders), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Hallmark
FNGs: 1 Hallmark
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:

Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
Bear crawl in shake hands crawl bear out
1 burpee oyo
Repeat
Cherry Pickers
10 Windmills in cadence

THE THANG:

Fighter Merkins
5 Sledge Hammer swings on the tire
Flutter kicks
Mountain Climbers
Squats
Curls
Burpees
Tris
Jump rope
Rows
Run stairs
BBS

MARY:
Hello Dolly x10
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoff at Equalizer
Q101 workshop at the Project
COT:

“Understand this, my dear brothers and sisters: You must all be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to get angry. Human anger does not produce the righteousness God desires.”
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭19-20‬

The Boys Are Back

AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow (Curt Wright)
PAX: Bunny, Rainbow (Curt Wright), Gibbler (Tim Basch), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cosmo 2, Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Hands (Robb McKeown), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Woodpecker, Sawdust, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: start with 10 burpees OYO for those who didn’t help with park cleanup.
Then 20 SSH on 4ct, Imperial Walkers x12, Tie Fighters x12, Arm Circles/OH Claps/Seal Claps/This Guy x10 on 4ct
20 Rocky B’s on each side of parking lot

THE THANG:
Mosey to Cardiac 2x’s 10 hand release merkins at bottom, curve 1, curve 2, and top

Mosey to front of Asylum for 2 burpees at every other light pole.

Mosey to Overlook for 100 single count reps of ab exercise of your choice followed by lap around loop. Followed with 75 reps and run, 50 and run, then 25 and Run.
MARY:
Some Coach Wayne Dunn’s to finish us out
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

12 Minutes of prayer every day for 8 days can change your brain. Visible on a brain scan.

Week 0 Fat Coe Sandwich modified

AO: rampart
Q: Wingman (Maverick Gregory)
PAX: Lucille (Austin Williams), Feeny (Josh Banken), Skeletor (Tyson Canup), Outnumbered (Daniel Hildebrandt), Candy Crush (Reese Banken), Wingman (Maverick Gregory), Dr. Philgood, Porthole, Old English, 1-FNG Gloria!!!
FNGs: 1 1-FNG Gloria!!!
COUNT: 10
10 SSH, 10 LBAC (➡️+⬅️), 10 Moroccan Night Clubs, 10 Grady Corn, Hold Samson, 10 Tempo Squats, 6 Willie Mays Hayes, 5 Knoxville Cherry Pickers

Modified version of the 2022 Iron Pax Week 0 challenge “Fat Coe Sandwich”

Round 1
20 thrusters
20 Merkins
Bear Crawl out to Light pole Burpee Broad jump back. Every 5th jump do 3 burpees

Round 2
20 Goblet Squats
20 Curls
Crab walk to light, Lunge Back every 5th step do 3 burpees

Round 3
20 Heavy Big Boys
20 Bent Over Rows
Mosey to sign then burner back. Every light pole do 1 burpee.

Mary for time.