F3 Knoxville

Double Down in Brau Town

AO: asylum-am
Q: Unibráu (Nick Robinson)
PAX: Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Pac-man, P3, Grandslam, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, Shotgun. Cowbell visiting from downrange Iowa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: Brau’s shoulder mayhem. A dazzling array of merkin styles that even DoubleWide would say Brahhh

THE THANG: Brau dealing blackjack. 21 was the number of the day and the number of the day was 21. Aka Super 21s

1 merkin 1 big boi
2 merkins 2 big bois
3 merkins 3 big bois

(Surely even the most dim can snuff out the pattern here)
….
21 merkins 21 big bois

(God be with you should you have to sneeze later)

MARY: fellowship slow mosey/stagger back to AOQ. Entertained by cornfield hijinks stories from Shotgun

ANNOUNCEMENTS: dad camp but tough turnips if you didn’t already sign up. Gibbler already snagged the plush accommodations anyway.

COT: We can see what can be, unburdened by what has been

ShamRUCK

AO: shamruck
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Eliza, Booster, Mermaid, Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Catching up on old incomplete back blasts

Follow that frisbee

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Aladdin, Choir Boy, Bartman, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Very special WARMUP

THE THANG:
Mosey to the causeway rail rows 25, 20, 15
15 Dips and 10 decline merkins at the large pavillion x 2
20 incline merkins
Mosey to the parking lot.
After buy-in (3 wmd merkins) pax rolls exercise dice and throws frisbee to see how many reps. Mosey to far cone and back to frisbee for exercise.
Round two we did 2 exercises per throw
Exercises:
Burpees
Crunches
Squats
Lunges
Ssh

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dad camp this weekend
Check out the q sources ao on Sunday mornings at 0600.

COT:
Everyone makes mistakes, turn them in to opportunities to learn

Fear the Brau, bruh

AO: asylum-am
Q: Unibráu (Nick Robinson)
PAX: Tropicana, P3, Grandslam, TRC/Crab legs, Pac-man, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Rooney(Carl Whipple), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Snitch (Cory Beilharz )
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: No time for such nonsense. The Brau waits for no one

THE THANG: mosey around the entire livelong park. Follow the Brau. Stopping periodically for merkins and other stuff

MARY: she ain’t here

ANNOUNCEMENTS: one nation under Brau

COT: a Brau divided amongst itself cannot stand

[f3knoxvillemain] Gresham Hill Bear Crawl

AO: f3knoxvillemain
Q: Z-Pack
PAX: FixerUpper, Wedding Singer, Hobie, Prairie Dog (Trey Barrett), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall), Z-Pack, Hand Full (Dan Davison), The Six, Frostbite
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:

hill billies ic
windmills ic
squat and Reach ic
Overhead Claps IC
baby Arm circles ic
Michael Phelps oyo
tempo Merkins IC

THE THANG:
Bear Crawl Gresham Hill
Bear Crawl from AO up to upper Church Parking Lot
Do 11s – Merkins and LBCs 4ct
Continue to Bear Crawl – Slowsey Across the Road
Do 11s at top of Stairs – Carolina Dry Docks & Flutter Kicks 4ct
Bear Crawl to the top of Path
Do 11s Lunges, double leg & hello dollies 4ct

MARY:
no

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
marine mud run – August 31- F3 will have a tent
do lunch with your AO brothers!
Quacken lunch on 8/16 at 11:30 am at Buddy’s BBQ on North Broadway

COT:
Same as Monday! Check out the backblast from Monday’s workout.