F3 Knoxville

So many crosswalks!

AO: the-farm
Q: KickFlip
PAX: Aladdin, School Zone (Michael Shope), Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
Tempo squat
Finkle Swings
Tempo merkins
Down/Up Dog
Mosey

THE THANG:
Starting at the entrance, mosey the main drag – stopping at each crosswalk to do 5 burpees.

20 box cutters and 20 flutter kicks

At the soccer field, do kerkins at one corner, mosey and do squats at the other. Repeat with reps incrementing by 10 each set. Finished with 80 squats.

Crosswalks again – this time with 3 donkey kicks.

Jailbreak!

MARY:
Round Robin w/ side crunches, hello dolly, boat Canoe, Freddy mercury.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Jesus tells us to mind the beam in our own eye instead of looking for the speck in another’s eye.

“Tolerence for others, strict for myself.” – Marcus Aurelius

“Look in others for their virtue. Look in thyself for thy vices.” – Benjamin Franklin

Gridiron Grind

AO: shamrock
Q: Stitch
PAX: Anchorman, LeBling, Waxjob, Mermaid, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Tailhook
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
Neck Stretches
SSH
Tempo Squats
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers
Runners stretch

THE THANG:
Mosey to the football field and line up at the Goalline

Start a group of exercises with 25 Reps each and in between take one lap to the 50 and back…

1. Merkins x 25
2. Squats
3. SSH (4 ct)
4. Flutter Kicks (4 ct)
5. Tricep Dips
6. Freddy Mercuries
7. Carolina Drydocks

REPEAT

PAX called out some Mary: Scissor Kicks, Jane Fondas, Side Crunches, Pickle Pounders

Mosey back to COT where we played 2 team Ultimate Football. Team 1 (Waxjob, Mermaid, Snaggletooth, Free Fall) won 9-4

COT:
About 8 years ago, I was working in retail. I was a store manager, working lots of hours, nights, and weekends. It was exhausting!

I was also in the middle of a bad marriage. What little was there in the beginning, was long gone now. We tried counseling. We tried meeting with other couples. We were going to church, had community. My relationship with God was getting stronger. I thought I was doing everything I could to show my wife love and selflessness, but it wasn’t working. We had two young children to care for, on top of that. I was tired, frustrated, alone, and felt defeated. I was at my end.

Sometime in October, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. I told my boss at work about the struggles I was having at home, and the physical stress and exhaustion I was under. I was told “I’m sorry to hear that, but you have a job to do here. It got harder. With the holidays approaching, the hours got longer. The tasks became more frequent. The expectations had risen, not decreased. A week and a half later, I was terminated from my job for an unwritten company violation.

THOSE were hard days. But, I made it through. I didn’t make it because I was strong, or had a plan, or had success at managing the stress. I made it because in that struggle, God became greater than me. I made it because I came to the end of myself. All of the effort, strength, and courage I could muster was not going to change my circumstances. Looking back, today, I am thankful for that time.

God word tells us in Romans that He will work all things together for our good, those who love him. He calls us to be conformed to the image of his son, Jesus. And, if we are conformed to his death now, in our time of grief, then we will also be conformed to His resurrected life in the end (see Phil ch 3).

My challenge today, for those walking in difficulty, is to first admit that you aren’t God. Understand that your efforts will often fail and you don’t have control over everything in your life. Second is to seek God with all your heart. Let Him know that. He’s the only one that knows what’s happening in your life and has your best interest in mind. Three: Seek out other men you can trust and be vulnerable with. There are a lot of wise men in this group. Reach out. Don’t go it alone. God calls us to fellowship with one another.

Haslam Center Circuit

AO: juco
Q: Mailbox
PAX: Booster, Butterknife, Fetch, Guardrail, Love Shaq, Mailbox, Windex, Wheelchair (Jonathan Perelman), Wanderer, Noodles
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:    Standard mix of work

THE THANG:
Mosey to Jucomanjaro, with brief pause for monkey Humpers while waiting for break in 5:30am HV rush hour traffic.   Little core work at bottom before a jailbreak sprint to midpoint cul-de-sac.   Catch breath and a little more core work before mosey to Haslam Center for a little circuit work.    

9 stations consisting of
Box Jumps
Dips
Step Up CMU overhead Press
Derkins
Curls  (CMU)
Sandbag Overhead Squat Press
Single Rows (CMU)
Bulgarian Split Squats
Slam Ball Merkins (hand on slam ball / alternate back and forth)

One HIM ran lap around Haslam Center to be our timer while rest performed work – no counting required. When he returned moved to next station and next man took off around Haslam building.

MARY:
A little bit of time left – Rosalitas, BBS, Superman, and one other Guardrail called but I can’t remember

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Shared personal commitment to learning more about mental health and QPR (Question, Persuade, and Refer) response to mental health crisis situations. Let’s continue to make this group a safe place for men to be vulnerable and okay with sharing life with. It’s messy and that is good.

Suicides at Student Union

AO: bigball
Q: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
PAX: Butterfly (Duncan Johnson), vanilla, Duggar
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4

WARMUP:
SSH, This and That. Arm Circles, Squat and Reach, Static Stretches

THE THANG:
Bernie up hill and 20 rows at amphitheatre
25 BBS at Bridge
Burpee Broad Jumps across bridge to campus
Dora at Mordor: one round of BBS and one round of stairs with 10 merkins at top
Ring of fire to 5 merkins
Suicides on bridge by student union: 5, 10, 15, 20 reps of an exercise at each of 4 cones, hitting each cone on way back, 3 reps of an exercise at start
Squats and burpees, merkins and squats, BBS and merkins

MARY:
none

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
none

COT:
Psalm 24 says the earth is the Lord’s and everything in it and Matthew 6 shows Jesus telling His disciples they can’t serve two masters. We ought to view ourselves as stewards, rather than owners, of what we have and actively avoid serving money or something else as opposed to using those things to serve God

Mr Serve On

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Butterknife, Noodles, Booster, Stye (Hal Phillips), Dart Gun, Wanderer, Love Shaq, Windex, Mailbox, Guardrail, Survivor, Fetch, Data, Erector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
Side straddle hop in cadence 20
Tempo squats
Cherry Pickers
Grady Corns
Arm rotations thumbs up in cadence
Reverse thumbs down in cadence
10 tempo merkins
30 seconds oyo

THE THANG:
Mosey with the leader falling off for two burpees to the big lot for
Drills:
Side shuffles, high knees & butt kickers, walking planks, and sprints.

Line up on the curb
Bear crawl, lunge, burpee leapfrogs, lunge w/ twist

Core:
Hello Dolly’s and BBS

Snake mosey to sophomore hill with the 6 snaking their way to the front of the line.

Partner up
Wheel barrow up switching halfway

Mosey to coupon pile
Dora partner runs stairs and does 5 pull ups
100 curls

Mosey around to the duck 🦆 pond stopping for flutter kicks and 8 ct Merkins.

Mosey to the Haslam Center for 20 dips.

Then back to the flag.

MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence coming up.
Look for ways to serve!
COT:
Look for ways to serve:
Sign up for a Q, give blood, volunteer at the shelter, look for opportunities in and outside the community, serve at church. In fact, Mailbox has an opportunity this afternoon.

You will not regret it. It’s rewarding not only to those you’re helping but also to yourself.

“For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve others and to give his life as a ransom for many.”
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭20‬:‭28‬ ‭