F3 Knoxville

cookie crusher

AO: the-project
Q: skewer
PAX: skewer, OBrother, Ocho, Icey Hot, Flying Dutchman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5

WARMUP:
20 side straddle hops
20 toe merkins
10 Mike Tysons
THE THANG:
mosey to the blocks.
• 5 tempo heavy squats
•10 heavy Thrusters
• 2 minute wall sit
“2 rounds “
then
“2 rounds “
•20 American swings
•20 Russian swings
•20 heavy Gobblet squats
•10 each leg reverse Lunges
•20 merkins
then
2 minute leg over CMU
afterwards we mosey to the playground for 25 pull-ups then back to the 🚩
MARY:
mosey to the blocks.
2 minute bear plank hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS: get your I.C.E
COT:
the question that we as men may ask ourselves
“Do you have what it takes to…”
I have been reflecting this question over the last couple days, with all the Muck that I have been dealing with, I have remember that I don’t have what it takes unless my poshter is a humble one and my spiritual eyse are focused on God my heavenly Father – Job 42:5

Instead of Mayberry

AO: dogpound
Q: Madoff
PAX: Monstar, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Utah, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Colonel (Alex Wallace), Lightweight, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
SSH – 20
Plank Marches – 10
5 burpees
Rockettes – 10
Tempo Squats in All Directions – 5 sets
Cherry Picker – 5
Run up the hill – 4 burpees, 20 dips, 3 burpees, 10 slow incline merkins, 2 burpees, run to steep hill in parking area

THE THANG:
5 Sets
Bear Crawl up steep hill, 25 calf raises, walk down steep hill, 10 rocky balboas 4 count
Run to Matterhorn
On the way 5 mucho Chesto
At Matterhorn

3 Sets
5 burpees pull-ups
20 LBC (2 count)
Crawl Bear down hill
Recover walk back to the backbone

Indian Run back to AO

MARY:
Box cutters – 20
Gas pumpers – 10 (4 count)
WWII Sit-ups – 5

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
Encouraged men to Q once a month and also shared some thoughts about feeling unworthy to lead but that F3 and the Dogpound is a safe place to try something you think you aren’t good at.

Payne Train WOD

AO: bigball
Q: Drive-thru (Mikel Towe)
PAX: Amazon (Brad West), Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), PDA (Joe Mynatt), Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Static stretches, Tempo Squats, Tempo Merks, and SSH
THE THANG:
Payne Train Wod
5 Rounds of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
4 Rounds of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
3 Rounds of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
2 Rounds of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
1 Round of Cindy
2 Laps around amphitheater
1 Round of Cindy consists of 5 Rows, 10 Push-Ups, and 15 Air Squats.

-one minute wall sit
-3 different 30 second hollow holds.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

The Last Fake Gloom

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Steam
PAX: Pusher, Lilydipper, Sparkler, Tenderfoot, Pele (Jon Lindberg), High Heels, Jeevan Kypa (Scrubs), OnStar, Crash Dummy, Mermaid, Brick, Toretto, 50Cal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
Let me throw out a date to you all: January 2nd, 2016 — this is the date a backblast by Ratchet on our website identifies the first evening workout launching here at The Asylum.
– On Thursday, January 7th, 2016 the first Thursday night workout launched here at the Asylum PM.
– 7 years later here we are ready to rock the last Thursday night workout of 2023 together.
f3knoxville.com/2016-meet-the-men-of-f3-knoxville/

WARMUP:
– SSH: 105
– Hillbilly: 10×4
– Rockette: 4×4
– Cherry Pickers: 10×4
– Man-Maker: 5×8

THE THANG:
(Mosey to the New Pav)
1 — Nickel, Dime, Quarter
– Get a BB
– 3 POC in The Island: End curb, middle, end curb (corresponding with the # of reps: 5, 10, 25)
– All POC in The Island = merkins
– Xs in the New Pav switch every time you come back to relieve your BB
– Squats, dips, box jumps/step-ups until recovered
– Rinse and repeat with your BB until both of you have completed all 3 POC in The Island

2 — There And Back Agains
– Start at the top of The Island
– 4 POC: top, 1/3, 2/3, other top
– 25, 50, 75, 100 LBC
– Run to the POC – execute the reps for that station, run back and touch here
– When you finish the 100 LBCs at the other end, stay there
(Mosey to the base of Pickett’s Charge —> run up to the lookout at the Coliseum)

4 — The Silent Trifecta
– 30 seconds of silence while holding the squat/plank/etc
– Sprint the Coliseum loop
– Rinse and repeat for a total of 3x
– On the 2nd + 3rd time: think of someone that has made an impact on your life this year
(Run back to the 🇺🇸)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Polar Bear Plunge on 1/1/24 (checkout the #polar-bear-plunge2024 channel in Slack for more info)

COT:
Enemy Occupied Territory
(See more in message thread)

Downloading Q Fails

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cosmo 2
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Bunny, Double Wide, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Gibbler, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Love’s, P3 (Jordan Simmons), Rainbow, Tropicana, Kodak, Sambo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: SSH, tempo Merlin’s, tempo squats, tai fighters (with pewing), Rocky balboas with light running, mosey to circus Maximus, listen to @gibbler complain.
THE THANG: 25’s with Merkins and flutter kicks around circus Maximus, probably a Q fail, listen to @Gibbler complain

Light poles with burpees up to 6 and back down to 3, another Q fail, listen to Gibbler complain

25’s part the way up cardiac with CDDs and hello Dollies with Devon Hesters mixed in, Q fail, more Gibbler complaining

25’s with dips and pickle pounders at top of cardiac, odd noises from bunny, Q fail, more complaining from Gibbler

Route 66 down the dragon

MARY:the legend cat gut taking us on boats and canoes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: January 20 at convergence
COT: See uncertain times as opportunities to grown and build up others