F3 Knoxville

Author: BackBlasts

IPC Week 2

AO: bigball
Q: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
PAX: Swanson, Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Huffy (Ken Hill), Postman (Scott Colby), Passport (Ryan Matthews), vanilla, Graham Cracker, Jenner (Matt Pfeiffer), FixerUpper, Cornhole (Stephen Puplampu), John Deere
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
IPC Week 2: BDE Mile
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Format
45min AMRAP
400-meter track with 100-meter increments clearly visible

The Thang
The workout begins when the timer starts
400-meter lap
5 BDE burpees
400-meter lap
5 BDE merkins
Repeat until time is called.

Scoring
Total number of meters rounded down to the closest 100 when time is called.
For example, if time is called and you are running between 4800 and 4900 meters, your score is 4800 meters.

BDE Burpee. Burpee – bonnie blair – squat. That’s 1.
BDE Merkins: Hand release merkin – touch right knee to right elbow – hand release merkin – touch left knee to left elbow – hand release merkin. That’s 1. Question? See the video.

Sea Arms

AO: dogpound
Q: Google(Tim Dugas)
PAX: Google(Tim Dugas)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 1
WARMUP:
Drive to Dogpound. Realize the Fartsack got the better of the PAX. Call an audible and drive quickly to my CrossFit gym. Try to sneak in since I am 15 minutes late. Fail! Owe the class burpees

THE THANG:
Sea arms
1000m row
10 wallwalks
500m row
20 handstand push-ups
250m row
40 push ups

COT:-
Exercising is an opportunity. What a blessing we are able to do it. Some people are bed bound and praying to be able to stand up.

We get to move! Don’t waste that precious opportunity!

Dung Beetle shot the jukebox

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Pac-man, Dodgeball
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5

WARMUP: Rocky 7 minute tabata

THE THANG: on the Cloud. choose your own adventure style Q. 6 stations with a large wooden die and exercises at each stations. a lap after every other country classic

MARY: carrying my stiff back to AOQ

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dung Beetle has chronic lyricosis

COT: Jeremiah 2:13

BDE MILE – IPC 2023 WEEK 2

AO: the-project
Q: Papa Lock
PAX: 3-Peat (Carlos Rodriguez), Biohack, Mathlete, Papa Lock, Ocho, Tom Tom, Rocket (dave weston)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Projectivators, LBAC, Imperial Walkers, Butt Kicks
THE THANG:
The workout begins when the 45 min timer starts
400-meter lap
5 BDE burpees
400-meter lap
5 BDE merkins (AKA – hand-release prisoner merkins)
Hand release merkin to Peter Parker to the right elbow to hand release merkin to Peter Parker to the left elbow to hand release merkin
Repeat until time is called.
MARY: n/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS: n/a
COT:
Jesus said, “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged…”
(Matthew 7:1-2, NIV)

Speak No Evil. Someone said: “There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, it doesn’t behoove any of us to speak evil of the rest of us.” Each of us is a mixture of good and evil. We each have a dark side and we each have a bright side. Certain situations can bring out the good or the bad in each of us. I have often said, “Where did that come from?” I don’t usually say that when I have done something heroically beautiful. Because of this mixture of the good and bad within us, we should be very careful about judging others. Martin Luther, the Protestant reformer, had a sign on the wall of his dining room which read, “He who has an unkind word to say about another is not welcome at this table.” We all need a sign like that posted somewhere in our home or office.

IPC Week 2

AO: brickyard
Q: Herbie
PAX: Geppetto (Christopher Bennett), Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Simmons, Drop Zone, Gmail, Spellcheck, Gordie, Spladle, Appleseed (Jon Smith), Big Rock, Turbo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
a few SSH
THE THANG:
BDE Mile
400 meter lap
5x BDE Burpees (burpee, bonnie blair, jump squat)
400 meter lap
5x BDE Merkin (HR Merkin, Peter Parker Left, HR Merkin Peter Parker Right, HR Merkin)
Repeat
45 min timer
MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Marine Mud Run
COT:
Choosing to do the hard things when they are in front of us. We cannot plan for the hard things, but we need to be prepared for the unexpected and be willing to push forward.