F3 Knoxville

Author: BackBlasts

Slay the Kraken

AO: rampart
Q: Skeletor (Tyson Canup)
PAX: Piston (Ralton Emory), (Binks) Caleb McDaniel, Feeny (Josh Banken), Porthole, Medicine woman
FNGs: 1 Medicine woman
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: SSH
Tempo merk
Tempo squat
Chat cherry pickers
Lbac
Rlbac
Moroccan night clubs
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Feb/ Aug metric

AO: brickyard
Q: Gmail
PAX: Appleseed (Jon Smith), Gordie (Steve Wheaton), fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Natty, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Swamp Thing (Jared Selph), Slabs, Spladle
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9

WARMUP: ssh, tempo merkins and squats, cherry pickers, shuffle
THE THANG:
1.5 mile timed
1 min amrap:
bbs
merkins
pull ups (mod-lat pull on railing)
5 min amrap:
burpees
MARY: no time

COT: “A lie believed as the truth will affect your life as if it were true”

No Gloves

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands (Robb McKeown)
PAX: Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Sawdust, TRC/Crab legs, Waxjob (Josh Brady)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: 20 SSH, 20 Moguls, 20 Heisman, 10 Single foot cross hops, Tie Fighters (pew pew!), 10 Merkins
THE THANG: Bernie up baby Everest, Big step ups on the wall, 2 sets of lunge, broad jump, single door hop from each light pole along the trail, one set of frog hops for good measure, up Everest, 11’s with dips and crunchy frogs at the Admin building, calf raises, over to the overlook for some Lt. Dan’s. Split into two groups, Group 1 did 15 BBS while group 2 did box jumps, switch out and repeat with 15 4 ct flutter kicks/single leg RDL, 15 Box cutters, other leg RDL, 15 4 ct Freddie Mercury/Incline Merkins. Lunge, side lunge L, side lunge R down the path. Mosey back to the AO.
MARY: Reverse Pickle Pounders until 6:15
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Passing the flag to @Sawdust Labor Day at 5:30
COT:He is God, I am not and I am thankful for whatever he provides.

Quantification

AO: asylum-pm
Q: CRISPR (David Smelser)
PAX: CRISPR (David Smelser), Ghost Flag (F3Knoxville), Steam, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Pusher, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Brick (Chris Tittle), Lilydipper (John Neece), Curveball P (Dave Purcell), Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), Guppy (Ben Myhre), Sparkler (Brian Pitstick), Drum Major (Mike Johnston), Glamper, Squirtle (Jason Trammell), Title IX (Christian Prescott), Tri-Delt
FNGs: 1 Tri-Delt
COUNT: 17
Staying in the shade, sort of. Some battle buddy AMRAP rows, press, tricep extensions, squats, curls with alternating runs. Then some merkin, dips, calf raise mix. Finally some core work.

Be careful about quantification. Boiling anything down to a simple number can remove some much of the nuances of life. If you’re going to use metrics and data, know when you’re doing it, and always be mindful that it’s never as simple of a single number. And also, research has shown the more you measure by metrics alone the more likely people conduct unethical behavior.

BattleBuddyWithJesus

AO: shamrock
Q: Anchorman – Daniel Callis
PAX: Honeydew (Jason Childers), Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette), Curveball P (Dave Purcell), Baby Boomer (Norm Vaughn), Hot Pants (Darin Sowa), Skidmark (Brad Coulter), Eliza (Kevin Parrott), Oscar Meyer (Brett Harris), slappy (Nathan Evers), Curry (Steve Coy), Stitch (Brad Ware), The Situation (Carl Helstrom), Tailhook (Max), Voodoo (Eric A), Commission (Adam Wilson), LeBling (Chris LeClair), Toretto (Larry Seufert), Mermaid (Bradley Roberts), Donnie Floyd, Betty (Tyler Alexander), Base Salary, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Coal Miner, Stiff Arm,
FNGs: None
COUNT: 25
WARMUP:
Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 10

Tie Fighters X10

Cherry Pickers x5

Toe Merkins 4-ct IC – 10

Plank Punch Alternating 10 each side – From a basic plank position, raise one hand off the ground and punch across, behind and under the opposite arm, keeping the core stabilized.

Stretch quads, runner’s stretch, cobra, down dog

THE THANG:
Mosey to CMU pile and grab one. Added in some curls for the 6.

Mosey to the soccer field

Line 1 – 25 CMU chest press

Line 2 – 25 Big Boys
Line 3 – 25 Merkins
Line 4 – 25 Squats
Sprint back to line 1
We will end up at 100 reps per exercise after 4 rounds.
Mosey
10 Blockies
Return CMUs
Mosey to Shamrock Road
Bear Crawl to each painted shamrock. Stop for a break to do 10 Monkey Humpers. I think we made it to about #20.

MARY:
Flutter Kicks – 25 – 4 ct.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Get ready for IPC.
COT:
Matthew 11:28-30
28 “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. 29 Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30 For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”
So many times I pray that God would just take this burden away from me or someone I know. Jesus is saying that he wants to grab onto you and help you walk with that burden. He will make it easier to carry and we will grow through this exercise with him.