F3 Knoxville

Birthday Girl

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Toretto
PAX: Title IX (Christian Prescott), Mr Jinxy, Drum Major, Dr Phil, Pusher, Lilydipper, Switchhitter (Tony), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Curveball, Lizzy, Brick, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Glamper, High Heels
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
SSH, mountain climbers, Circle run, butt kicks, high knees, stretch as needed

THE THANG:
PARTNER UP
Station 1;
Partners alternate between 50 yard run and AMRAP SSH, no cheat merkins and big boys

Station 2;
Partners alternate between hill runs and AMRAP derkins, dips and lunges

Station 3;
Burpee/ imperial Walker 7’s

MARY:
Circle Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
bluegrass-pm-otb officially launched at Bluegrass Elementary
westhills-ruck-otb officially launched at West Hills Park

COT:
Moment of silence for those who fell on D-Day

Farmer Carry w/ a side of running

AO: brickyard
Q: Gmail
PAX: FixerUpper, Appleseed, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Herbie, Natty, Bail Bonds, Strings (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
Cherry Pickers
Tempo squats & Merkins
Thai Fighters
THE THANG:
Partner up
One partner carry both CMUs 800m
Stay together but other partner Bernie
Every time CMUs drop, both partners run 400m before resuming to finish the 800m
then switch partners
MARY:
15 Flutter Kicks
10 partner Merkins (smacking hands at the top)
10 Aust snow angels
5 CMU side bends (each side)
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
none today
COT:
That song called “open the gate” by zack bryan had me thinking about the not so good things we sometimes inherit from our fathers. my challenge was to step outside ourselves and try discerning what those are and asking the question if these things we want to stop here or do we want to pass these to our children and those whom look up to us.

[juco-rush] There is no I in sprint

AO: juco-rush
Q: Cheap Ride
PAX: Tooth Fairy, Erector, Trash Panda (JUCO), Butterknife, Shrubbery
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: 1.5 to track

THE THANG: 3 sets of three :15 sprints
~300m recovery between each, ~700m recovery between sets

MARY: 1.5 from track

ANNOUNCEMENTS: JUCO

COT: JUCO

[the-pulpit] A Game of Chance

AO: the-pulpit
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Neon, Trojan, Betty, Ike, Smoked Pickle, Voodoo, @Tricycle
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
– Betty, Smoked Pickle & Sawdust did a :pre-ruck: for 1.6 miles before we started.
– SSH started, but shifted to Motivators
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Windmills
– Awkward Rockettes (Bunny-style)
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (5 because the PAX didn’t agree when the Q asked if everyone was warm)

THE THANG:
– Ran over to the Gridiron for a Route 66 on Merkins
– Ran to the top of the Fieldhouse Turf to start our game of Chance.
– The PAX were divided into two teams. One team would work a list of exercises and then stack a cone when the list was complete. The other team would run to a location based on the roll of the :game_die: . When the running team returned, the exercise team would stop on their list and roll the :game_die: to find out where they would run. The first run team would start the exercises while the other team ran. The second run team would return to the exercise list where they left off and repeat the cycle for 4 total rounds of exercises, or until the Q called to recover.
– The Exercise List:
– 10 – Burpees
– 15 – Seal Jacks (4 – Count)
– 20 – LBCs (4 – Count)
– 15 – Peter Parkers (4 – Ct)
– 10 – Sumo Squats (4 – Count)
– 15 – Hello Dollys (4 – Ct)
– 20 – Merkins
– 15 – V-Ups
– 10 – Lt. Dans
– 15 – Gas Pumpers
– 20 – Side Crunches (10 EA)
– 15 – Boxcutters (4 – Count)
– The Run List
1. Stairs, stairs & more stairs
2. All rise in the Courts
3. Where is the flag?
4. Don’t sit on the benches
5. Up, Up & Away to the top
6. Tap the ram

MARY: No time for her.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: One team did get a lot of bad rolls of the :game_die:. So unless you’re really needing “5” at the Craps table, you might need to stick to cards.

COT: Reject passivity. In the beginning Adam failed to stand up for Eve which caused the serpent to tempt us in the beginning. We as HIMs should stand up for what we know to be right, do not stand idly by, but follow the path He has laid for us.

The Quacken 500

AO: thequacken
Q: FixerUpper
PAX: Z-Pack, Frizzles, Wedding Singer, Nadal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Warmup stuff
Mosey to Friday Morning Lights, a favorite parking lot for exercise
Q forgets coupons, so mosey back to get those

THE THANG:
Get to 500 “points”
1 lap around the church = 100 points (probably too many)
Each of these reps = 1 point
25 burpees
25 merkins
25 curls
25 rows
25 squats with coupon
25 thrusters
25 flutter kicks, 4 count
25 get ups
= 300 points
+200 more reps of your choosing
= 500

MARY:
PAX hold plank spaced about 5′ apart in a line. First PAX bear crawls under 2nd PAX, jumps over 3rd, etc until reaching the end of the line. 2nd PAX repeats the process.

Q almost busted it on his 1st jump over Frizzles

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 in the Nude coming up
Dragon Boat races to benefit KARM

COT:
We only get one 6/5/2024! How will you use it?

“The way you spend your days is the way you spend your life.”

Spend 6/5/2024 intentionally, giving grace, serving others, reconciling quickly when possible, and don’t presume that we will get another one.