F3 Knoxville

The Princess Bride

AO: the-project
Q: Biohack
PAX: Ocho, Munge, Flying Dutchman, OBrother, Borg, Mathlete, Biohack, Tom Tom, Nerf
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
– Warm Up
1. Projectivator
2. Overhead clap
3. Imperial Squalker
4. Tempo merkins
5. Cherry pickers

– Workout
1. Run to the parallel bars
2. 20 inverse rows as we sail to the Cliffs of Insanity!
3. 10 Wallpies and go over the pool wall.
1. First one over must say the quote (I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive).
1. Left side plank for 30 sec.
1. Why are you smiling?
2. I know something you don’t know.
3. I’m not left handed
1. Right side plank for 30 sec.
2. My way is not very sportsman-like
1. Hang from the monkey bars for 1 min.
1. Run to the bell.
2. Build immunity to iocane powder.
1. 20 dips
1. Run to K25 hill and to the top.
2. Roll down the hill towards the fire swamp.
3. Run back up and over and leap the fire geyser at the bottom.
4. Ring of fire as we battle rodents of unusual size.
5. Squatting ring of fire as we escape the lightning sand.
6. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
7. Death march to the bell as we fall into the pit of despair.
8. Not to 50! 50 dips
9. Buddy carry across the field as we take Westley to Miracle Max
1. Switch out halfway
1. If only we had a Wheelbarrow
1. Partner wheelbarrow back to the bell
1. Mawage is what bwings us togetwar, today
1. Al Gore while we quote the scene (Wuv, twoo wuv also)
1. The chase! Jail break to the shovel flag. No wammies!
2. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1. Overhead clap. In cadence. Until it hurts like you’ve been stabbed in the arms.
1. To the pain!
1. Ring of fire.

– Word
Inigo Montoya was a tragic character. Not only was his father killed when he was a boy, but his life was consumed with revenge. It dominated his existence.

The Bible tells us the bitterness ensnares us like a weed. His heart and life were being strangled by this weed. The best way to get rid of a weed is to tear it out by the root when it is small. If you wait, it does more damage and is harder to remove.

Burpin Bernie Throwback

AO: juco
Q: Mailbox
PAX: Booster, Erector, Mailbox, Waffles, Stye, Breadsticks, Ike, Love Shaq, Lt. Dan
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

Burpin Bernie

Run to first line do 1 burpee and Bernie back and do the first exercise. Run to second line do 2 burpees and Bernie back and do the second exercise continue through 10 lines, burpees and exercises.

10 – Getups
20 – Lunges
30 – Heels to Heaven
40 – BBS
50 – Monkey Humpers
60 – Side Crunches
70 – Squats
80 – Shoulder Taps
90 – Imperial Walkers
100 – SSH

Thoughts on events of the weekend and divide of our country. Pray for our country – nothing is too big or too broken for our God.

“For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.”
‭‭Romans‬ ‭8‬:‭38‬-‭39‬ ‭NIV‬‬

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Ruck Around the Park

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), bluebird, Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Farley, 🐶🐶🐶
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.36 miles

MARY: Wait for Cinco (Scott McGuire) to bring the PAX home

ANNOUNCEMENTS: UnCOVEred was a success

COT: Listened to Cinco (Scott McGuire)’s BOM

[westhillsotb] GORUCK BFF Test

AO: westhills-ruck-otb
Q: Steam
PAX: Mermaid, Glamper, Single (Ryan Chambers), Humper ( Sam Hartness ), 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 5
WARMUP
– Cherry Pickers
– Ruck around the parking lot
– Lunge torso twists

THE THANG
GORUCK’s BFF Test
– 1-mile ruck AFAP w/ruck + sandbag depending on the level
– 2 minutes of sandbag burpees (no ruck)
– 200m suitcase carry (ruck + sandbag)
– 2 minutes of hand-release pushups

MARY
– Ruck the Trade Route + back
– Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS

COT
It’s Not Too Late / 6 months of progress or 6 months of excuses

More than halfway through the year — where are you?
It’s not too late to start
– Okay so you didn’t crush the first 6 months like you thought you would – start now
– Make a plan to accelerate growth and execute on the plan

Head, Shoulders, Knees over Toes

AO: shamrock
Q: Voodoo
PAX: Nadia (Aaron Jacques), Caveman, LeBling, Stitch, slappy, Curveball, The Situation, Crawlspace
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
Yes

THE THANG:
I was recently told about the Knees Over Toes guy so we incorporated a few of his suggested exercises.

Started at entrance and walked backward up the hill and then moseyed to CMU pile.

4 corners workout in the school parking lot.

Round 1
-split squats (10)
-v ups (15)
-toe merkins (20)
-heels touches aka awkward turtles (25)

Traversed to each corner by lining up head to toe in a plank position and slid CMU up to person in front. Run to front of line after you pushed all the CMUs and continued until we reached the corner. Rotated between left side push, right side push, and pull CMUs on each side.

Round 2
-heel elevated squats (10)
-dips (15)
-pickle pointers (20)
-curls (25)

Bernied between each corner during round 2

Round 3 was a mix of round 1 & 2.

Completed a few burpees for penance of broken CMUs, and then racked the remaining.

MARY:
10 monkey humpers

COT:
Be mindful of the words we use. They can have consequences.

Ephesians 4:29
Proverbs 10:19, 5:4
Colossians 4:6

EHed a couple of Q sign ups, and encouraged everyone to help fill the Q calendar to take the burden off of Slappy.