F3 Knoxville

GTE fitness test

AO: thequacken
Q: FixerUpper
PAX: Evan Wilson, Z-Pack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: warmup stuff

THE THANG:
WHAT:
2 mile run
2 min max reps hand release merkins
2 min max reps butterfly situps

Min standards
Run – 18:18
Merkins – 34
Situps – 38

I think we all hit the minimums. Way to go fellas!

MARY: cloud gazers OYO

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GTE is 24 days away

COT:
Read 1 Cor 15, remembered that the resurrection of Jesus is vital. Paul said it was “of first importance.” If this is not true, then we are pitiful, our efforts are in vain, and we should eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die! However, there are eyewitness accounts of his death, burial, and resurrection, many of whom were his first skeptics.

Loredo

AO: dogpound
Q: Madoff
PAX: Lightweight, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), La-Z-Boy (Zac Smith), Mayberry, I-Beam, Junk (Sam Yoakum)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

CAK hill ruck

AO: shamruck
Q: Eliza
PAX: Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Honeydew, Anchorman, Shuttlecock (Riley Brady Parmer), Mermaid, Eliza, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tailhook, Booster
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Some runners and Ruckers made their way over to CAK and back.

Get up early like Mary Magdalene and come out. You’ll never know what you’ll miss.

The Princess Bride

AO: the-project
Q: Biohack
PAX: slappy, Erector, Boy George, 3-Peat (Carlos Rodriguez), Biohack, Mathlete, Flying Dutchman, Munge, Tom Tom, Papa Lock, Ocho
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
– Warm Up
1. Projectivator
2. Imperial Squalker
3. Tempo merkins
4. Cherry pickers

– Workout
1. Run to the parallel bars
2. 20 inverse rows as we sail to the Cliffs of Insanity!
3. 10 Wallpies and go over the pool wall.
1. First one over must say the quote (I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive).
1. Left side plank for 30 sec.
1. Why are you smiling?
2. I know something you don’t know.
3. I’m not left handed
1. Right side plank for 30 sec.
2. My way is not very sportsman-like
1. Hang from the monkey bars for 1 min.
1. Run to the bell.
2. Build immunity to iocane powder.
1. 20 dips
1. Run to K25 hill and to the top.
2. Roll down the hill towards the fire swamp.
3. Run back up and over and leap the fire geyser at the bottom.
4. Ring of fire as we battle rodents of unusual size.
5. Squatting ring of fire as we escape the lightning sand.
6. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
7. Death march to the bell as we fall into the pit of despair.
8. Not to 50! 50 dips
9. Buddy carry to the playground as we take Westley to Miracle Max
1. Switch out at the parallel bars
1. If only we had a Wheelbarrow
1. Partner wheelbarrow back and forth to the amphitheater
1. Mawage is what bwings us togetwar, today
1. Al Gore while we quote the scene (Wuv, twoo wuv also)
1. The chase! Jail break to the shovel flag. No wammies!
2. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1. Overhead clap. In cadence. Until it hurts like you’ve been stabbed in the arms.
2. Round Robin of core exercises until it hurts like you’ve been stabbed in the belly.
1. To the pain!
1. Ring of fire.

Word
“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
Who do we lie to? Others? Ourselves? Our God?

One way we lie to all three is by pretending we will live forever.
Think of your legacy. What do you picture? Money? A business? Heirlooms or possessions?
Which of these will survive 10 years? 20 years? 50? 100? Eternity?

Steve Jobs was one of the most influential people in the world while he lived and continues to be. However, within months of his death, Apple released a product he said they’d never make: the iPad Mini.

Do not lie to yourself and pretend that your material work will leave a legacy for your family. The only true legacy we can leave is by passing our values from the Word of God to others in our lives. The disciples we make will outlive us way longer than any work of our hands.

The return of Lizzy

AO: brickyard
Q: Lizzy
PAX: Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Appleseed, fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Simmons, Natty, Switchgrass (Stacy Clark), Drop Zone, Gmail
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
yes
THE THANG:
up and down field
backwards up bleachers
repeat
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
EFHR
COT: