F3 Knoxville

Author: Charmin

30-60-90

THE SCENE: Looks like 20% or so of rain in the morning.  Sure bet to rain in the afternoon.  Better get on it quickly
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  This is still F3.  It’s still free.  You are still doing this on your own volition.  I still have no idea what your injuries are, so take care.  

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH- 4ct x 20;

Cherry Pickers- 4ct x10;

Tie fighters (Baby arm circles while in a full lunge position) – 4ct x 15 forward and then x 15 backwards, switching legs in between;

Mountain climbers- 4ct x 20

THA-THANG:
It’s good to have a Tabata or interval training app for this. Lots of free apps out there.  You can also just use a stop watch positioned so you can see it and start/stop as needed.  Intervals climb up and then back down.  If you’ve got a place to sprint, that’s great. If not, when it calls for sprints, substitute high knees.

  • ROUND 1:
  • 30 seconds of AMRAP (always AMRAP on everything) burpees; 10 seconds rest
  • 30 seconds of merkins; 10 seconds rest
  • 60 seconds of Carolina Dry Docks; 10 seconds rest
  • 60 seconds of Dive Bombers; 10 seconds rest
  • 90 seconds of squats; 10 seconds rest
  • 90 seconds of sprint/high knees; 30 seconds of rest (take a beat here)
  • Back down the ladder, same exercises in reverse.
  • ROUND 2:
  • exactly like the first; except change up the exercises as follows:
  • 30 sec. Am Hammers; 30 sec. Flutters; 60 sec. Little Baby Crunches; 60 sec. Hello Dollies; 90 sec. squats, 90 sec. sprint/high knees.  10 sec rest in between. 30 sec. rest at end of group
  • Back down the ladder, same exercises in reverse. Another 30 second rest.
  • ROUND 3:
  • 30 sec. plank jacks; 30 sec. mountain climbers; 60 sec. big boy sit ups; 60 sec. box cutters; 90 sec. squats; 90 seco. sprint/high knees; Another 30 second rest.
  • Back down the ladder, same exercises in reverse.  Another 30 second rest.
  • Now, do each round over again.  Total 6 rounds.  Should be right at 45 minutes, maybe a little over with the Warm-A-Rama.

MARY:
If you have time and want to:  knock out Captain Thors. (1 BBS, 4 Am. Hammers; 2 BBS, 8 AH; 3 BBS, 12 AH).  Try to make it to 6-8 BBS and 24-32 AH’s)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
I’ll tag anybody who lets us know they’ve completed it.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The COT/BOM is more for me than probably anybody.  We are in the midst of unprecedented (at least in my lifetime) events that is putting strain on all of us in some form or fashion.  We are stressed, and we are around those who love us and need our leadership and support more than ever.  When I get stressed, I tend to get short of temper, impatient, and subject to saying things in the heat of the moment that can devastate those I love the most.  While in close quarters with my family, I’ll try to remember this verse on a daily basis (probably need to remember it on an hourly basis!):

When we put bits into the mouths of horses to make them obey us, we can turn the whole animal. 4 Or take ships as an example. Although they are so large and are driven by strong winds, they are steered by a very small rudder wherever the pilot wants to go. 5 Likewise, the tongue is a small part of the body, but it makes great boasts. Consider what a great forest is set on fire by a small spark. 6 The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole body, sets the whole course of one’s life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell.

James 3:3-6.

Let’s watch our tongues brothers!

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Laissez les bons temps rouler

THE SCENE: Misting, mid 40s, with an overcast QIC
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20 or so (waiting on you Cosmo!); 5 burpees OYO, run 2 laps around AO parking lot to let QIC figure out what we’re going to do. End at the CMU pile because, well CMUesday.
THA-THANG:
While listening to some New Orleans Mardi Gras inspired music, we’re gonna have a parade.  Everybody has to contribute a float to the parade.  Whenever you hear Louis Armstrong’s “Hello Dolly,”  stop what you’re doing, hit your 6 and do Hello Dollies for the length of the song.

  • First float by Swimmies and Crablegs:  Doras with your battle buddy. Grab a CMU and do a certain amount of curls, overhead presses, rows, goblet squats (I can’t really remember how many.  Maybe 100 total each?), while your partner runs to the other side of parking lot and back John Cusack style (CMU held over your head the whole time).  Shoulders are appropriately burning at this point.
  • Next float sponsored by Gibbler and Baby Boomer?  Head to the Pav-a-lon with CMU for 7s CMU Merkins and leg thrusts (on CMU). Wall sit with your CMU while waiting on the 6.
  • So, the third float was maybe Rainbow or Hot Tub’s?:  More Doras.  One partner runs a lap around building with CMU while the other one does kettle bell swings.  4 laps for each partner.
  • Next float:  Hands comes down St. Charles with a bunch of shoulder shrugs. and CMU arm raises.  Shoulders now feel like they’re going to simply let go of the arms and let them fall off.
  • Next float:  Code Brown’s float made of rocks.  Grab two rocks from next to the building for two rounds of Tie Fighters (BAC while in lunge position- forward and back); then overhead claps.  At this point, shoulders go from painful to just numb.
  • Next float:  Snitch brings it home with 11s- Box Jumps and dips (more shoulders!!)
  • That’s the end of the float, so we return CMUs and circle up.

MARY:
No Mary, but Satchmo did serenade us with “Hello Dolly” twice during the workout, so we got 2 doses.  And I was wrong about the time.  The song lasted 2:24, so that’s a total of 4:48 of straight Hello Dollies.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Lent is upon us.  Don’t just pick something to give up that is “bad” for us.  Let’s pick something that is a true sacrifice.  When we feel its absence, search for the presence of God.  There’s nothing we can’t replace with God’s love and presence.
MOLESKIN:
Here’s the playlist:  Mardi Gras in New Orleans- Professor Longhair; Hurricane Season- Trombone Shorty; Right Place Wrong Time- Mr. John; Hello Dolly! – Louis Armstrong; Cissy Strut- The Meters; All on a Mardi Gras Day- The Wild Magnolias; Jambalaya- Hank Williams; Down by the Riverside- Dirty Dozen Brass Band; It’s All Over Now- Ry Cooder; What is New Orleans – Kermit Ruffins and the Barbeque Swingers; La ti da- Marcia Ball; Preservation Hall Jazz Band- PHJB with Allen Toussaint; Tipitina-Professor Longhair; When the Saints Go Marching In; The Orleans Band.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bring snacks for Wesley House.  See the list on GroupMe.

They don’t call me Charmin for nothing

THE SCENE: While still a little damp on the ground, Charmin delivered on his no rain guarantee.  Around 50 degrees for perfect weather.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH (IC) x 20 while everybody slowly trickled in (looking at you Cheatsheet); Imp Squat Walkers (IC) x 15; BAC forward and backerds (IC) x 10; Rocky Balboas on the curb (IC) x 20; butt kickers across PL; high skips back to the other side.

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to CMU pile for a very quick partner round about (back to back, with CMU passed around) x 20
  • Mosey to Pav-A-Lon for partner leg raise-wall sits (one partner on the ground trying to kick the other one in the head while he does a wall sit and tries to throw the legs back to the ground).  Timed for 1 min, then switch.
  • Mosey to Circus Maximus for some partner exercises.  Each partner runs in opposite directions.  When they meet, do partner Merkins x 20 twice, then partner BBS x 20 twice, then back to back squats x 20.  3 total laps.
  • As we’re about to do another set of the above, the Q feels a tremendous sense of urgency to call an audible and mosey toward the bathroom.  His name is, after all, CHARMIN!
  • While the Q is humiliatingly otherwise engaged, Code Brown (yes, I get the irony too!) assumes the reins and calls out a burpee route 66 up the tail of the dragon.
  • The Q having caught up and knocked out a few punitive burpees on his own, the PAX moseys back to the CMU pile to unwind what was wound up at the beginning.

MARY:
Dealer’s choice (Buns calls out Hello Dollys; Fabio calls out Am. Hammers); then we finish strong with ATMs.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Been reading “First Lead Yourself.”  From the book: “Leading from good to great requires discipline – disciplined people who engage in disciplined thought and who take disciplined action.  To engage in disciplined action first requires disciplined thought, and disciplined thought requires people who have the discipline to create quiet time for reflection.  The net result is not doing more, but doing less.  Stop-doing lists reflect greater discipline than ever-expanding to-do lists.”
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Mostly burpees. Lots of burpees

THE SCENE: Upper 30s (heat wave after lots of days in the 20s)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20 (IC); Imperial Squat Walker x 15 (IC); BAC, forward and reverse x 11 each (IC)
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the cloud; 100 burpees OYO;

As you finish the burpee challenge, move to the adjacent parking lot for some blackjack, a/k/a 21.  20 merkins, run to other end, 1 BBS, run back for 19 merkins, run to the other end for 2 BBS, so on and so forth.

Cut blackjack short after everybody is done with burpee challenge and mosey to Circus Maximus for Doras.  Partner runs a lap while other partner does reps.  50 CCDs, 200 jump squats, 300 LBCs;

Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Just enough time for 2 full minutes of elbow plank.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We’ve got a lot of rancor in the world.  So many people are angry.  Let’s be kind, let’s turn the other cheek, especially with those that upset us the most.  The world needs more kindness.
MOLESKIN:
Praises for Cheatsheet’s dad being out of the hospital and on the mend.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Asylum needs volunteers for the Hardship Hill build team.  Please help. Code Brown is leading.

Celebrating 2 birthdays better than 1

THE SCENE: Low 40s with extra gloom
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, 4ct, IC x 49
THA-THANG:
In celebration of the Q’s birthday (49) and High Heels’ birthday (54), the following exercises were performed as follows:  7 sets of 7 exercises (49 total), with 6 sets of 9 exercises (54 total) sandwiched in between each set of of 7.

  • At the AO, line up on curb for Rocky Balboas, sprint to other side for Merkins, run back, rinse and repeat.
  • Mosey to the Cloud for box jumps and dips
  • Mosey to Baby Everest with Squat Jumps at the bottom and Hello Dollys (4ct) at the top.
  • Mosey to the Pavalon for table rows and calf raises.
  • Mosey to the bottom of Cardiac.  Run to the top of Cardiac with 9 man makers somewhere (choice of the Pax) in between.
  • Mosey back to the AO.

MARY:
Howling monkeys, with each Pax doing one monkey humper in turn with the other pax holding position around the circle till 49 is reached.  Then do it again till 54 is reached.  Now, on the 6 for hands of time, counting to 49 and then to 54.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Revisiting the Q’s BOM from last year, it focused on getting out of my comfort zone and trusting God more.  (Phil. 4:13 and think about Paul’s level of discomfort with his mission).  Taking stock of last year, I’m disappointed in the difficulty I showed to trust God with decisions that might get me out of my comfort zone.  I need to do better.
MOLESKIN:

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