F3 Knoxville

Author: Lil Spice

JUCO Farmer Carry Race

THE SCENE: Nice and cool at 54
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  administered
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x 20
Cherry Pickers IC x5
Arm Circles Forward and Back IC x 10 each
Merkins IC x10
Squats IC x10
Mountain Climbers IC x15
30 Seconds OYO

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the coupon pile with a reverse Indian run. Front man drops off for 2 burpees then joins back in line.

Farmer Carry Race

  • Split into two groups and each group will need two CMUs
  • Groups will race around the outside circle, in opposite directions, using the following format
    • Front man will farmer carry the two CMUs while the rest of the group perform an exercise. When group is done with the exercises, run and catch up to front man and switch to next in line. Perform next exercise while front man farmer carries CMUs, and so on. Exercises are as follows and repeat list after last exercise is completed:
      • 20 flutter kicks
      • 20 SSHs
      • 20 Merkins
      • 20 squats
    • After each complete lap, decrease reps by 5. So lap 2 is 15 each, lap 3 is 10 each, etc.
    • Whenever you meet the other group, one man from each group leads a Mary of the number of exercises you are currently on for that lap, so two sets of Mary exercises and both groups participate.
    •  We got nearly 2 laps in, but had to stop short for time.

MARY:
No time, but got plenty during THA-THANG

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX and 2.0 Kitty Cat

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Do you every worry? About the future, your family, your job, yourself? For me, the times when I worry take me out of the present moment. I hope you had a chance to enjoy the present moment with your F3 brothers this morning. Let’s read what Jesus says about worry in The Sermon on the Mount:
Matthew 6:25-34
““Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing? Look at the birds of the air; they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? And can any of you by worrying add a single hour to your span of life? And why do you worry about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they neither toil nor spin, yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not clothed like one of these. But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which is alive today and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith? Therefore do not worry, saying, ‘What will we eat?’ or ‘What will we drink?’ or ‘What will we wear?’ For it is the Gentiles who strive for all these things; and indeed your heavenly Father knows that you need all these things. But strive first for the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. “So do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring worries of its own. Today’s trouble is enough for today.”
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭6:25-34‬ ‭NRSV‬‬

MOLESKIN:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
IPC on Friday (9/30) will be at HVA track.

DORA and Spinning Dragons

THE SCENE: 71
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Administered 
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x 20
Cherry Pickers IC x5
Arm Circles Forward and Back IC x 10 each
Dive Bombers IC x5
Squats IC x10
Mountain Climbers IC x15
30 Seconds OYO

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the triangle and get lost in the Bearmuda Triangle:

  • 3 Burpees, bear crawl to next corner
  • 6 Burpees, bear crawl to next corner
  • 9 Burpees, bear crawl to next corner

Mosey to the coupon pile and partner up for a DORA:

  • 100 curls
  • 200 overhead press
  • 300 rows
  • Partner runs to parking lot and performs the following:
    • Round 1: 4 Jump squats
    • Round 2: 4 BBSUs
    • Round 3: 4 SSH

Mosey towards the duck pond

  • Stop for 25 flutter kicks administered by Kick-Flip

Perform the following at the parking lot just west of duck pond (named “Spinning Dragons” during workout):

  • Start in plank position and perform 1 shoulder tap, 1 merkin, 1 plank jack
  • Rotate to “3 o’clock” staying in a plank position and perform 2 shoulder taps, 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks
  • Rotate to “6 o’clock and perform 3 should taps, 3 merkins, 3 plank jacks
  • Rotate to “9 o’clock and perform 4 shoulder taps, 4 merkins, 4 planks jacks
  • Rotate to “12 o’clock” and perform 5 shoulder taps, 5 merkins, 5 plank jacks
  • Now go back down to 9, 6, 3, and 12 o’clock. Decrement reps by 1 each time (4, 3, 2, 1)

1 round of jelly legs (30 seconds is all we had time for) then Mosey to the flag with a jailbreak from Butterknife to close us out.

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 strong with a FND (friendly new dog)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

There are some incredible fathers in this circle today. I’m inspired every time one of you brings a 2.0 to a workout.

Kids are little sponges and they soak up a lot more than we feed to them. Lately, my son has been getting “dressed” to go to work. It’s my ritual. It’s my religion in some ways. He wants to be just like his dad and at just 3 years old, he’s already starting to see my habits, my religion, and trying to make them his own. What religion are your kids picking up on?  

It’s the things we do that our kids are learning. It’s not the things that we say. 

MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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11’s and Dragons

THE SCENE: 74 and steamy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Administered


WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x 20
Cherry Pickers IC x5
Arm Circles Forward and Back IC x 10 each
Dive Bombers IC x5
Squats IC x10
Rocky Balboa IC x20

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to sophomore hill. 25 Flutter Kicks IC at the bottom.
  • Bernie to top of hill and mosey to the corner

 

  • Split into two groups and and do the following for 11’s
    • Rows at wheelchair ramp
    • Squats at the trailers

 

  • Mosey to coupon pile and perform the following once through:
    • Squats x20
    • Curls x20
    • Heavy Hammers x20 (2-count)

 

  • Mosey to duck pond with a stop halfway for some Freddy Mercury’s led by Erector. Split into two groups for a Welsh Dragon Competition:
    • Welsh Dragons for 3 minutes. Team with most cumulative reps wins!
      • Team 1 (42 reps) – Team 2 (44 reps) – close one, but Team 1 falls to the dragon this time

 

  • Mosey to crosswalk and form a line along the curb. Hold Al Gore while last man in line bear crawls to the front of the line (Indian Run Style).  Next man follows when bear crawler is 4-5 men ahead. Continue this until next crosswalk

 

  • Mosey to the flag and Jail Break from Survivor’s parking spot.

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Was Napoleon revolutionary or revolutionary? Thought taken from bottom of page 24 in “Freed to Lead” book.

We often think that we must be inventive and creative to have impact whether it be leading a workout, being a father, a husband, or at work. Napoleon invented nothing new, but instead took all of the best parts of the  inventions and creations before him and put them to good use. We can do the same in all aspects of our lives. You don’t have to come up with new ideas or inventions to lead a good workout, to be a good husband, to be a good father, or to be a successful employee. Find others that have found success before you and borrow the best parts that will work for you. This is how we can find success and move forward.

MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No announcements

Dora, Ladders, and Dragons

THE SCENE: 74 and humid

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Administered

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x20
Baby Arm Circles Forward IC x15
Baby Arm Circles Backward IC x15
Squats IC x10
Merkins IC x10

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the coupon pile and partner up for a DORA. Cumulatively do 100 BBSUs and 100 Curls while partner runs to top of stairs and touches building.

50 Boosters (toe Merkins) on the curb OYO

Carry your CMU or coupon to top of stairs and “climb the ladder”, alternating between swings and pull ups:

  • 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 CMU/coupon Swings
  • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 pull ups

Mosey to the duck pond and stop halfway for 20 flutter kicks (2-count) OYO.

Welsh Dragons up the hill south of duck pond.

Mosey back to flag with a jailbreak from Kick-Flip.

MARY:
Freddy Mercury x20 IC
Paddle in a “Canoe” with Wanderer for last 2 minutes

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 bootcampers, 1 FNG (welcome to Limo!), and 7 Rushers

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Galatians 6:2 – Share each other’s burdens, and in this way obey the law of Christ.

Two things to think about on this verse. 1 – Don’t be afraid to ask for help from others when you need it. 2 – Step up and help people without them having to ask. How often do we tell someone, “Let me know if you need anything!” and how often do they actually ask for anything? Be proactive in helping others and don’t be too proud to ask for help yourself. In this way, we fulfill/obey the law of Christ.

MOLESKIN:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Family workout at The Project on 6/11 at 9 AM.
Convergence on July 2 at JUCO

Spicy Dragons and Scaly Eyes

THE SCENE: 41 and clear

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: administered


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 15 (IC)
  • Cherry Pickers x5 (IC)
  • Seal Claps x 10 (IC)
  • Merkins x 10 (IC)
  • Squats x 15 (IC)
  • 30 seconds on your own

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the back parking lot for a 7-station kraken:

  • 10 burpees
  • 20 merkins
  • 30 smurf jacks
  • 40 BBSUs
  • 50 squats
  • 60 mountain climbers (sc)
  • 70 SSH (sc)

Mosey to duck pond parking lot for spicy dragons

  • Spicy Dragons – Same as Welsh Dragon, but do a low plank before each merkin for a lil’ spice.  Remain in plank position the whole time. Bear crawl forward 4 steps, do 1 low plank, 1 merkin, and 1 plank jack. Repeat adding 1 rep to each exercise each time – bear crawl forward 4 steps, do 2 low planks, 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, … etc. Go until you get to 10 reps each, you’ve covered 30-50 feet, or until your arms fall off – whichever comes first.

Mosey to cross walk just in front of the performing arts center.

  • Take turns calling go. Sprint back and forth from crosswalk to stop sign.

MARY:
Had about 5 minutes left to do some dealer’s choice core exercises.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 HIMs conquered the Spicy Dragon

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Thoughts taken from “When the Scales Fall From Our Eyes” by Brian Zahnd

I listened to this sermon by Brian Zahnd over 6 years ago and it still sticks in my mind to this day.

Act 9:17-18

17 So Ananias departed and entered the house. And laying his hands on him he said, “Brother Saul, the Lord Jesus who appeared to you on the road by which you came has sent me so that you may regain your sight and be filled with the Holy Spirit.” 18 And immediately something like scales fell from his eyes, and he regained his sight

It was not a convincing argument, a systematic theology, or anything of the like that made the scales fall from Saul’s eyes. Instead, it was being shown LOVE from a man he was persecuting just three days prior that gave Saul a new way of seeing.

MOLESKIN:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

OTB workouts at new AO, Ramparts, in Kingston. See Slack for dates/times.
CSAUP at Haw Ridge on May 6 from 9 PM – 12 AM. See Kick-Flip for more info.
Convergence at JUCO on July 2