F3 Knoxville

Author: Natty

CMU Crossfittish

THE SCENE: clear windy cold and 33 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Windmills x 10 IC, Cherry Pickers x 10 IC, OH Claps x 10 IC, Seal Claps x 10 IC, Baby Arm circles x 10 IC (B), Tempo Incline MKNs on CMU x 10, Tempo Tricep Dips on CMU x 10, A little Quad stretch (B) x 2
THA-THANG:  ALL EXERCISES PERFORMED WITH CMU (unless stated)
Lunge with CMU at chest length of parking lot, followed by 10 Squat OH Press and reverse lunge back to start

  • Front Sqt x 20
  • Back Sqt x 20 (CMU behind head)
  • OH Sqt x 20
  • Thruster x 20
  • Single arm SQT x 10 (B)
  • Weighted Pistol SQTs-  HARD  x 10 each side
  • SUMO deadlift x 20
  • One armed suitcase deadlift x 10 (B)
  • Conventional Deadlift x 20
  • Full Clean x 20
  • Shoulder Press x 20
  • Good Mornings x 20 (CMU behind head, bend straight down at hips)
  • Prone Press Ups x 20 no CMU
  • Russian kettlebell swings x 20
  • Murican kettlebell swings x 20
  • Single arm kettlebell swings x 10 (B)
  • Standing Backward Bend x 10
  • Stop anchor-  feet in CMU doing Big Boys x 25
  • Weighted Big Boys x 20
  • Bridge x 10 no CMU
  • Sumo Deadlift High Pull x 20
  • Toe Taps Fast Feet  (alt toe taps on CMU)
  • Lateral Jumps over CMU x 20
  • Plyo MKNS- alt one hand on CMU one on ground x 20
  • Derkins x 10
  • incline MKNS x 10
  • Box Jumps x 20
  • Burpee Box Jumps x 10
  • OH Lunges x 20

MARY:
Pike Push Ups (CDD position, head to ground x 10)

Instagram Hip Thrusters- CMU on package and bridge up x 20

Heel Taps-  legs straight and together, raise and lower over CMU x 20

Hand Stand around the world on CMU x 1
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Natty, Fast n Easy, Herbie, Biohazard, Simmons, Tractor, Dr. Feelgood
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Read the Beatitudes and talked about the meaning of them
MOLESKIN:
Followed this routine  (2) Watch | Facebook
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP this Sat

Naturday to 5K Part Deux

THE SCENE: 49 degrees and damp
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Squat Reach Jumpers x 20, Seal Claps–>OH Claps–>Morroccan NC’s–>Baby Arm Circles (B) with no rest 20 x IC each, Cherry Pickers, Windmills and 5 Man Makers OYO
THA-THANG:
A lot of complaining that was ignored as this is a running Q….5 K course and every 1/4 mile we do an exercise and move up by 25:

  • at .00 mile 25 MKNS
  • .25 mile 50 Bonnie Blairs
  • .50 mi 75 Apollo Ono’s
  • .75 mi 100 calf raises
  • 1.00 mile 125 plank jacks
  • 1.25 mi 150 SSH’s
  • 1.5 mi 175 Freddy Mercuries
  • 1.75 mi 200 LBC’s
  • 2.00 mi 225 Imperial Walkers
  • 2.25 mi 250 Squats
  • 2.5 mi 28 Mtn Climbers
  • 2.75 mi 30 I forgot
  • 3.00 mi 31 OH Claps

MARY:
no time for that
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Natty, Biohazard, Simmons, Oscar, Fast n Easy, Fob, Tuba
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Let’s make 2021 way better than 2020, gather the men so we can continue sharpening
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Go Ahead Make Fun of Me

THE SCENE: Cold 32 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER  exercises borrowed from link below
WARM-O-RAMA:  45 Minute Total Body Strength Workout without Equipment – Full Body Workout Routine for Women & Men – YouTube
Alternating cross arm w/ run in place IC, 3 Ct. Hip Hinge reach 3-way, Partial sqt with  1) butterfly stroke, 2) Morroccans, & 3) Manly Arm Rot (B) IC
THA-THANG:
Mosey to light pole

  • 1 MIN Sumo Dead lifts (bottom 1/2 only)
  • 1 MIN Bulgarian Split SQTS each side
  • 1 MIN Hip Hinge ABD rollouts
  • 3 CT Triple drop SQTS (SQT & reverse lunge each side)
  • Mosey to track area
  • SQTS with donkey kick 3 CT
  • Hip-Ups x 20 (B)
  • High Plank Row 4CT IC (alt arms)
  • Run one lap around track and finish with stairs
  • Staggered Mkn x 10 (B)
  • ISO Biceps / triceps crusher x 30s (4 reps)
  • Plaunches- hands turned bkwd plank and lean fwd / hold x 5 (HARD)
  • Tricep Pop-Ups- High plank walk hands out, down to forearms & pop up
  • Sky Diver pull ups-  3 CT IC x 10
  • Pike MKNS- in CDD position, hands face each other, x 10 (pure hell)
  • Run another lap around track
  • Mosey to AO

MARY:
Pulse Absx 20, 4 CT Mtn Climbers, Seated Flutters which eventually turned into supine flutters, Jack Knifes 4CT (B) x 15, Hello Dollies x 20 IC, Gas Pumps x 20 IC, Supermans x 15 IC, Bridges x 10 IC, Tempo SQTS with a thrust (no eye contact) x 10 IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Tuba, Fast, Simmons, Tractor, Natty
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
discussion on suicide, reaching out for help and noticing the signs
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Herbie & Biohazard’s lonesomeness
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Lord’s Big Day is 10 days from now!

Recycled & Modified

THE SCENE: Frigid cold and clear 23 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x 25, Windmills IC x 10, Cherry Pickers IC x 10, Imperial SQT Walkers IC x 10, Grady Corns ( Q struggled with this coordination) x 20 IC, T Plank Arm Circles x 10 IC (B) and both directions
THA-THANG:
Mosey to street light and Partner up.  P1 runs to rock pile to grab a coupon while P2 stays and does MKNS until P1 returns and then P2 gets coupon, P1 does MKNS

  • Mosey to Bank lot
  • w/ rock, partners face each other & perform jump ups and overs on curb, performing a SQT w/ OH Press on each side of curb x 20
  • P1 runs lap around bank with coupon OH while P2 performs SQTs with coupon out front swap & repeato x 2
  • P1 runs lap doing coupon curls while P2 does tricep raises OH with coupon, swap & repeato x 2
  • Mosey to street light, P1 returns coupon to rock pile, P2 performs burpees, swap & repeat
  • All together and perform 30 lunges followed by 5 8CT Man mankers
  • Bear crawl on frozen grass to curb and back
  • Crab walk 25 yards to AO

MARY:
Box Cutters, Bruce Lees, Flutter kicks, Hello Dollies, Supermans, Ring of Fire, Circle of Trust
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Work on those relationships and keep them healthy
MOLESKIN:
8 HIMS handles frozen rocks which turned into frozen hands….Biohazard and Fast N Easy could not handle the cold so they will need to borrow some sweatshirts from Herbie next time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Turkey Burn & Churn

THE SCENE: A brisk 48 degrees calm & clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
21’s which yielded a penalty of 10 burpees since Switchgrass was 5 off, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, OH Claps, Seal Claps front & rear, OH Press in the Peoples Chair

Mosey to the track

THA-THANG:
3 rounds, each start with one lap around the track and aa set of bleacher stairs

Round 1: (lunge b/w yardage)

  • EZ 10 Burpees
  • 25 Yards = 25 Merkins
  • 50 Yards = 50 BBS
  • 75 Yards = 75 Squat Jumps (pain)
  • 100 Yards = 100 Plank Jacks

Bernie to end zone for ROUND 2: (bear crawl b/w yardage)

1 lap around, bleachers

  • EZ 10 Man Makers
  • 25 4 ct. Mtn Climbers
  • 50 Am Hammers
  • 75 Imp Sqt Walkers
  • 100 Smurf Jacks (pain)
  • Bernie back
  • 1 lap around, bleachers
  • ROUND 3: (jog b/w yardage)
  • EZ 10 pickle pounders
  • 25 Supermans
  • 50 Bird Dogs
  • 75 Squat Press
  • 100 SSH
  • Bernie back to EZ
  • Finish with one more lap and a set of bleachers
  • Return to AO
  • MARY:
    Flutter kicks, Gas pumps (Switchgrass primed the pump on the 1st set), FReddy Mercuries, Alt Crab reachers, Press Ups, supermans
    COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
    4 HIMS:  Switchgrass, A-Rod, Fast-N-Easy, Natty
    CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
    Positivity is infectious, spread it
    MOLESKIN:
    Pray for travelers & Herbie
    ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    Coffee outside what are we gonna do????