F3 Knoxville

A Visit from St. Nicholas

THE SCENE: Approx 40°
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

High Steps 20 sec

High Knees 20 sec

Butt Kicks 20 sec

SSH X 20

THA-THANG:

10-1

Do 1 set then run to the pavalon and back. 1 exercise at a time.

Burpee box jumps

Pull-ups

Lt Dans (1 per leg/2squats)

MARY:
10 BBS IC

10 Flutterkicks IC

Repeated twice.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 defied the fart sack
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

A Visit from St. Nicholas

BY CLEMENT CLARKE MOORE

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,

Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer,

With a little old driver so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”

As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;

So up to the housetop the coursers they flew

With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too—

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a pedler just opening his pack.

His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly

That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

MOLESKIN:
Got me 3 miles.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Breakfast at Drifters on Saturday.

Play in the Park

THE SCENE: Mid 30’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 50
THA-THANG:
Kraken on Crumpet with only 4 exercises repeated. Shooting for 2.5-3 laps.

Push-ups x 20

Iron Mikes x 20

WW2s x 20

Squats x 20

Mosey to Plateau of Pain.

Route 66 on Plateau of Pain.

Burpees

LBC 4-ct

Dry docks

Flutter kick 4-ct

MARY:
Increasing Burpee Sprints on the Grinder
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
22 veterans commit suicide each day. During the holidays it can be a tough time for everyone. Reach out to anyone you know who is alone especially veterans.
MOLESKIN:
We got about 3 laps on the Kraken which equaled 120 reps per exercise. On the Burpee sprints we got up to 4.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Breakfast at Drifters next Saturday

Bomb Biscuit

THE SCENE: Upper 20’s. Cold enough to make beard-cicles.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Slow-seyed the quarter mile loop.
THA-THANG:
We did a seabiscuit on the quarter mile loop.

10 burpees

20 merkins

30 squats

Up to 4 laps and back down.

MARY:
3 rounds of:

20 BBS

20 4-ct flutters
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 brothers
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about truly minding your injuries. I ignored an injury from the end of summer and it has become debilitating to where I can’t do what I want to physically. Now I’m paying for it and it’ll take longer to heal.
MOLESKIN:
Not enough time to finish the ‘biscuit but a couple of us got to the 3rd lap on the downside.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Neuralyzer

THE SCENE: Clear and low 30’s. Our hair was freezing at the end.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 20 4-ct IC

Lunge down grinder

Bear crawl back

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Suckmore the long way around the backside of the park

DRIFTERS COMPOUND

Do one rep of each compound exercise then run up the hill for increasing reps of burpees. Increase reps by one after each run.

HR Merkin/Merkin/Clap Merkin

Lunge each leg/Squat/Jump Squat

OH Clap 4-ct/Shoulder Tap 4-ct/Dry Dock

LBC 4-count/BBS/WWII sit-up

Go up to 10 reps

MARY:
Broga
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about needing to use this time of year to reconcile with family and friends. We only get one shot at life. Forget what’s in the past and move forward toward a better relationship.
MOLESKIN:
Mt. Suckmore combined with Drifter’s Compound erased all our brains. We got upwards of 8 rounds and 2.5+ miles.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Bunch of ISOs

THE SCENE: Felt like 31° with wind chill
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

THA-THANG:
We headed out of the park toward Vanosdale and made the great loop West on Middlebrook back to the AO stopping 5 or 6 times for 20 Merkins, 10 ISO Lunges per leg and 20 4-ct Plank Jacks. We then made 2 Bernie trips up the Hill of Broken Promises and did 40 Calf Raises and 10 Upright Rows each time at TJs. 

MARY:
Did a couple rounds of Ruck up Flutters, 20 Cheat Presses and 20 second ISO Holds. Then we burned out on Chest Presses and ISO Holds. Yowch.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 Mighty Men braved the great loop. Excellent mumble chatter as always.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
MOLESKIN:
5.25 miles and hundreds of reps. What fun!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: