F3 Knoxville

Author: Snorkel

BOMBS on Crumpet

THE SCENE: Right around 40
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Jog with CMU off the grinder down toward the troll bridge and across the back toward Crumpet stopping 5 times for these exercises:
Burpees x 5
OH press x 5
Merkins x 5
BBS x 5
Squat jumps x 5
THA-THANG:
BOMBS doing each exercise for the specified number of reps that round and running up or down Crumpet between each exercise. Reps per round were 10-20-30-20-10
Burpees
OH press
Merkins
BBS
Squat jumps
MARY:
CMU up flutters x 20 for as many rounds as we have time for. Take a break with 5 merkins in between. We did 3.5 rounds and killed off the last minute holding some boat/canoe
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.” – Buddha

Each morning is a new day with new opportunities. Whatever happened yesterday is in the past and should stay in the past. There is a reason each day has a different number and a different name. It is because every day is different than the last and different than the next.
MOLESKIN:
That round of 30 reps in the middle was brutal but boy it sure made me appreciate only 20 burpees, then 10…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
We be helping Moses move Saturday after the beatdown.

Sick WOD

THE SCENE: Low 40s I think
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Run loop
THA-THANG:
Stop at pav for 20-1
Merkins
Box squats
Ruck on chest sit-ups
Do 5 rounds then
Run loop
Repeat down to 1
MARY:
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
MOLESKIN:ANNOUNCEMENTS:

777’s 🎰

THE SCENE: Mid 40s, damp but not raining the whole time.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
.Jog across and back
Side to side merkins x 10
Jog across and back
Side plank merkins x 10
Jog across and back
Diamond merkins x 10
THA-THANG:
3 rounds of 7’s on Crumpet
1. Side to side merkins 2-count/American hammers 4-count
2. Side plank merkins 2-count/Big boys
3. Diamond merkins/Scissors 2-count
Bears and blocks suicides
Bear crawl and place CMU at first turn, leave it and run back. Do 1 round, single count of the following exercises when back at bottom of suicide.
1. Side to side merkins/American hammers x 10
2. Side plank merkins/BBS x 10
3. Diamond merkins/scissors x 10
Keep advancing the CMU out to next turn. Bears and blocks back to the end.
MARY:
American hammer 4-count x 15
Big boys 4-count x 10
Scissors 4-count x 15
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 men conquered the fartsack on a rainy morning!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about not only working hard after a holiday of eating big but always pushing yourself out in the gloom. Always striving for 1 more rep. Always pushing to keep up with your battle buddy up the hill. Continually push to continually improve.
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The Gaunlet

THE SCENE: Mid 40’s and wet
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
5 hillbillies
Jog
5 burpees
Jog
5 merkins
Jog
5 calf raise squats
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the grassy area at back of the park.
(Gauntlet run is 5 staggered cones across field 30 yds apart with 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 calf raise squats at each cone)
Run the gauntlet, sprint back
Scissors x 25
Run the gauntlet, sprint back
Iron boys x 25
Run the gauntlet, sprint back
Captain Thor 5:20
Repeat
MARY:
Broga:
Warrior 1
Warrior 2
Reverse warrior
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 Men survived the gauntlet including Drifter with a 20lb weight vest!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Rules to teach your son

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or don’t play at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carrytwo handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!
32. In all things, give glory to God!
I’m sorry I can’t remember where this came from so I can’t give proper credit.
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Help with Habitat this Saturday after the beatdown. Tear down and rebuild of a deck.

Coupons n Such

THE SCENE: Mid 50’s, a little damp but not bad
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Ran the loop
THA-THANG:
20 reps of:
Merkins
OH Presses
Leg Lifts
Burpee Thrusters
Grab a coupon and touch the brick at the front of TJ’s
Repeat
Backwards loop with interval running
Another round of PT and coupons up to TJ’s
One last loop with just the jugs and the 80lb sandbag. Switch when the guy with jugs says.
MARY:
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 men got a jump on the day.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: