F3 Knoxville

Author: Wanderer

Unoffendable Juco UNO

THE SCENE: Just right
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Tempo squat x 10
windmill x 10
Little Baby Arm Circles forward/back x 10
Tempo Merkin x 10
stretch ONO

THA-THANG:

Took some inspiration from Blindside and tried some F3 UNO. Moseyed to setup where we had a plywood board and CMU’s setup as table and chairs. Let’s play some UNO!

UNO Instructions
# Card = Exercises x multiplier
Color on Card = Exercise
Reverse = Repeat an exercise you’ve already done
Skip = Save to pass on a future card of your choice. Draw again.
Wild = any color exercise. Reps x 10
Wild Draw 4 = All 4 colors. Reps x 3

Partner up and draw a card. Choose from 2 sheets of exercises and do the reps based on the card drawn.
Partners can’t repeat a sheet more than twice.
First 2 sheets are Arms or Legs:

Arms
Diamond Merkin x 3 Green
Werkin x 3 Red
Carolina Dry Dock x 3 Yellow
Hand Release Merkins x 3 Blue

Legs
Squat x 10 Green
Iron Mike x 10 Red
Heels to Heaven x 10 Yellow
Imperial Squawkers x 10 Blue

After completing a card, mosey a short loop and draw another card. Rinse and repeat for ~ 8-10 minutes.
After ~10 minutes pick up CMU chairs and table and rifle carry a short distance to setup again.
Partners have 2 new sheets to choose from:

Abs
BBS x 10 Green
Kick Throughs x 10 Red
Freddy Mercury x 10 Yellow
Shoulder Taps x 10 Blue

Burpees
Burpee x 1 Green
Body Builders x 1 Red
Prisoner Cell Merkin Burpee x 1 Yellow
Spiderman burpee x 1 Blue

Play some more UNO. Draw cards, do exercises, mosey, repeat for ~8-10 minutes.
After time rifle carry/curl table and chairs to third location for 2 more sheets to choose from.

Heavy
Press x 5 Green
Curl x 5 Red
KettleBell Swing x 5 Yellow
Tricep Extension x 5 Blue

Calves
Toe merkin x 3 Green
Toe merkin x 5 Red
Toe merkin x 7 Yellow
Toe merkin x 9 Blue

Q watches the time and calls recover when it’s getting close. Head back to flag.

MARY:
Had enough time for 30 seconds of flutter kicks.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I was reading a book recently called Unoffendable by Brant Hansen. The premise of the book if that we can choose to be unoffendable. We can choose to not take offense.

Offense comes from anger or resentment we feel when there’s been a violation of our natural right to something. The classic example that comes to mind is driving. If you view yourself as having a natural right to go where you want to go, as fast as you want to go, it’s going to be tough getting anywhere. We’ve probably all experienced this ourselves in many areas of life.

Giving up our natural right denies ourself and points us toward others. It allows us to not get angry when things happen to us. It allows us to forgive others.

We can choose to be unoffendable.

We should choose to be unoffendable.

We are called to forgive, not be angry.

Good sense makes one slow to anger, and it is his glory to overlook an offense.

— Prov 19:11

 

 

Traveling by BLIMPS

THE SCENE: Chilly; in the 40s. Great weather for a blimp ride.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Warmed up with some:
    • Abe Vigoda
    • Arm Circles forward/back
    • tempo squat
    • plank jacks

THA-THANG:

Travel to new campus building. Partner up and complete the following in pairs. One person does 10 of the main exercise while the other does the waiting exercise. Then they swap until 100 reps of the main exercise have been completed.

100 Merkin – Plank
100 LBC – Low Plank
100 Squat – Al Gore

Travel to Far end of Pond. Travel by BLIMP around the smaller pond loop.

  • Burpee x5
  • Lunge x10
  • Imperial Walker x15
  • Merkin x20
  • Plank Jack x25
  • Squat x30

Traveling by BLIMPS is slow as you can imagine. The Lunges, Imp Walker and squat with side step kept us slowly moving forward. Needless to say we didn’t make it around the loop.

Headed back toward the flag, stopping to do a modified Beast.

Completed 6 reps of LBC, squats, Werkin, American Hammer and Burpee. Started heading back toward the flag as time wound down.

MARY:
Finished it out with some Hello Dollies and Flutter Kicks.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Previously, I had talked about  the humility of Christ from Phil 2:5-7. His coming to earth to serve others and sacrifice of himself. (On so many levels)
That same passage continues and connects that humbleness of Jesus with God exalting him and giving him the name that is above every name. Lets look at the next few verses.

Phil 2:9-11

Therefore God has highly exalted him and bestowed on him the name that is above every name. So that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

God has declared Jesus as synonymous with himself and given him his own name. One day there will be no choice but everyone will recognize the glory of God and bow.

Heavy Rounds and Humility

THE SCENE: Threatening rain but warm

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Abe Vigoda
  • LBAC – both ways
  • SSH
  • Tempo Squat

THA-THANG:

Mosey to coupon pile then….

3 Rounds of Heavy

  • Coupon Swing x15
  • Front squat x 10
  • Merkin Pass-through x 10(slide the coupon back and forth between each rep)
  • Burpee w/ Press x 10
  • Reverse Lunge w/ Curl x8/x8 (each leg)
  • Heavy Hammers x 10 (4ct)

After each round, run around the parking log by the coupon pile.

Partner up:
One partner farmer carries a cinder block a medium way while the other does LBC’s. Partners switch and repeat.

Mosie to Pond Parking Lot for Imperial Squat Walker Suicides:
Run to the first parking line, perform 8 (4 ct) Imperial Squat Walkers, and then run back.
Repeat going further each time. 4 rounds across the parking lot.

Mosey to flag with a jailbreak.

MARY:
Called it 15 seconds short. Mary will have to get over it. Not the first time she’s been stood up.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A reminder from Phil 2:5-7

If anyone didn’t have to be humble or have humility, it would be God himself. Yet, that’s not what we find. Almost surprisingly, we find he is the ultimate example of humbleness. As we lead others in our life, remember Christ and his example of humility.

Have this mind amond yourselves, which is yours in Chirst Jesus, who, though he was in the form of God, did not count equality with God a thing to be grasped, but emptied himself by taking the from of a servant, being born in the likeness of men.

Phil 2:5-7

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Project camping trip and hike.
March Madness bracket for Wesley House
Can still donate to Wesley House this month.

What’s in a name

THE SCENE: Rainy but warm… and rainy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Windmill
  • Tempo Squat
  • Cherry Picker
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Moroccan night clubs

Getting stretched out and warmed out.

THA-THANG:

Mosie to the library cover, stopping along the way to do some pull-ups on the ladder statue.

Two sets of exercises:

  • A
    • Burpee x 10
    • Squats x 30
    • Right Hand High Merkins x 20
    • Rainbow Drops x 50
    • Toe Merkins x 50 (heal raises)
  • B
    • BBS x 10
    • Lunge x 30
    • Left Hand High Merkins x 20
    • Kick Throughs x 50
    • SSH x 50

Complete set A then run across the covered walkway to the set B location.
The second time around, skip the first exercise. Each time skip another exercise till you do the last exercise.

Next, grab some coupons from the car trunk conveniently nearby and complete the following exercises:

  • Coupon swings x 15
  • Front Squat with Coupon x 10
  • Burpee with Coupon press x 10
  • Reverse Lunge with coupon curl x8/8 (each leg)
  • Heavy Hammers x10 (4 ct)

Almost out of time so mosey to the flag. Arrive just in time to catch Rush standing around. No time for Mary.

MARY:
No time

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I wanted to share a little about one of the big themes of the Bible, Exile. It first shows up at the very beginning in the garden when Adam and Eve are exiled from the Garden. Later, Isreal is exiled from the promised land. Even Jesus in his ministry was homeless and cared a lot about others who were displaced and without a home.

This concept of exile throughout the Bible is a picture of the human condition. Living in a broken world that’s not quite home. Longing for wholeness and a place of belonging. The early Christians called themselves sojourners or wanderers as they looked to heaven as their ultimate home and Jesus as the path to restoration and belonging.

I invite you all to be wanderers with me and be reminded that our ultimate hope and home is in Heaven.

Watch this. It’s really great.

https://bibleproject.com/explore/video/exile/

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP Saturday, Donate to the Wesley house ministry if you can.

Ladder for 2022

THE SCENE: a warm and dry 34

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

Properly administered


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry pickers x 8
  • left over right/right over left leg stretches
  • baby arm circles forward/backward x 10
  • tempo squats x 10
  • tempo merkins x 10
  • Imperial Walkers x 10
  • concentration SSH to 25

Dart gun lost concentration so everyone had to do 5 Burpees on their own. I expect better dart gun.

THA-THANG:

Single file mosey to coupon pile with leader dropping off and doing merkins till the 6 catches up.

Part 1: Ladder on a Hill

  • A: 10 Burpees
  • B: 20 Merkins
  • A: 30 Iron Mikes
  • B: 40 Squats
  • A: 50 Heavy Hammers
  • B: 40 squats
  • A: 30 Iron Mikes
  • B: 20 Merkins
  • A: 10 Burpees

Group A exercises were done at the coupon pile
Group B exercises were done at the top of the stairs by the pull-up bars.

Mosey to the big parking lot for part 2

Part 2: Bernie Race

  • Start at the curb and Bernie to the first line
  • Complete 15 LBC’s
  • Bernie to the second line
  • The first person to the line chooses an ab exercise and does 30 reps while everyone else does 15 reps.
  • Continue to Bernie between lines with the winner choosing the ab exercise and then doing double reps.

Mosey to the geese parking lot to finish out.

Part 3: Merkin ladder

  • Start perpendicular to the parking space lines
  • Bear crawl 2 lines
  • do 1 Merkin
  • Lunge 2 lines
  • do 2 Merkins
  • Continue alternating bear crawl/lunge and add 1 merkin every 2 lines

Finish off with some squats and sprints.

MARY:

  • Hello Dolly x 15
  • 1 Minute plank with Butter Knife mixing it up
  • time!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Some encouragement for 2022.
It was a tough year for me personally with family stuff, covid, and work changes. Working remote was a surprising challenge that was unexpected.

I was reading a verse recently that I found encouraging and wanted to share with everyone.

Deut 7:9 –

Know therefore that the Lord your God is God, the faithful God who keeps covenant and steadfast love with those who love him and keep his commandments, to a thousand generations.

This highlights God’s eternal nature, his power, and his faithfulness above and beyond what would be expected. It also shows his involvement with us and commitment to those who choose to follow him.

Hopefully, this can be some encouragement to you for the coming year.