F3 Knoxville

Take the Hill

THE SCENE: 40(ish), the gloom is alive and well.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness – Fellowship – Faith
  • My name is Steam – I’ll be your Q this morning
    • I’m not a professional
    • You’re here on your own volition – you made a choice to be here this morning.
    • You know your body better than anyone – if you need to modify any of the exercises we do this morning feel free to do so. BUT push yourself and those around you – let’s go to work.
  • Q introduces FNG Bo Harris


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH (Side-Straddle Hop): 18×4 in cadence
  • Cherry-Picker: 11×4 in cadence
  • The Fake-Burpee: 11×4 in cadence
  • Baby Arm Circles: 11×4 in cadence (front and back)

THA-THANG: (aka what went down post Warm-O-Rama and pre-COT)

18 November 2019

[ PAX moseys to Cardiac Hill – foreshadowing!!!! ]

  1. Take the Hill/Trifecta
    • Top of Cardiac: 18 SSHs (1-count)
    • Middle of Cardiac (turn): 18 Fake Burpees (1-count)
    • Bottom of Cardiac: 18 Squats

[ When you get to the bottom of the hill – come back up. Whether you spring up it or walk up it – you get back up the hill. The name of the game is one foot in front of the other. Only 1 person is going to get you up that hill and it’s you. We got 3 rounds of this. HOWEVER – if you get done with Round 3 and make it back up to the top – you’re not done right? There are still guys that are coming back up the hill. No man left behind. ]

    • PAX executes Take the Hill/Trifecta
    • The job isn’t done until all PAX make it back up the hill a 3rd time

[ PAX recovers @ top of Cardiac ]

[ 10 – count ]

“Way to choose the harder thing. Good work. Let’s rock.”

[ PAX moseys to the right towards new trail at Asylum facing Northshore ]

  • PAX executes 11 SEALclaps until 6 is up

2. The Lighted Path

    • Every 3rd light = 1 merkin (Down/Up)
  • PAX executes The Lighted Path
    • 1/2 way through the Q changes up the leadership of The Lighted Path
    • CheatSheet, FNG Bo, and Walkabout lead PAX to the next set of lights
  • PAX executes The Lighted Path until the road leading out of Asylum AO

[ 10 count ]

3. American Indian Run w/a Twist

    • American Indian Run
    • When the 6 recovers – leads PAX in 5 1-count squats
    • R&R (rinse and repeat this movement until PAX reaches lighted path going down to AO parking lot with cars

[ PAX file into the AO ]

4. The Core 100

    • 4 corners of AO parking lot
    • C1: 25 1-count cockroaches
    • C2: 25 1-count flutter kicks
    • C3: 25 1-count LBCs
    • C4: 25 1-count Hello Dollys

[ Circle It Up ]

MARY:

FNG broke the Spalshing the Merlot seal – WELL DONE!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

PAX Count: 21

FNG Count: 1

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

  • FNG Bo Harris initiated into F3
    • Name = Gilmore
  • “Carry the fight to our opponent and keep it their for 60 minutes.” – General Neyland.
  • I don’t know what you have going on when you come here to F3 – but I’m glad you’re here.
  • What is that fight for you this week? Identify it. Own it.
  • Just like the hill that we climbed up and down – what is that hill for you? In order to get up the hill, you need to identify what that hill is for you or you’ll lose every single time.
  • Sometimes that hill, whatever it is, seems impossible. Whatever that hill is for you, IDENTIFY it, and TAKE it. Even if it’s one step at a time. That’s how you take the hill – One. Step. At. A. Time.
  • Take the hill this week. Someone might be struggling with taking their hill this week. Take them with you. No man left behind – No man left the same. 
  • Call a brother out this week – Pull a brother in this week. 

Keeping warm

THE SCENE: low 30’s….chilly…

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Merkins
  • Squats
  • Runs across parking lot:  butt kickers, bernie sanders, karaoke, high knees

THA-THANG:

  • Bear Crawl 11s
    • Bear crawl across the driveway and crawl bear back.  Dry Docks at one end, Spread Eagle Merkins at other end.
  • mosey to soccer field by Watt Rd
  • Leg Escalators
    • Rd 1 – 20 squats
    • Rd 2 – 20 squats, 20 monkey humpers
    • Rd 3 – 20 squats, 20 monkey humpers, 20 iron mikes
    • Rd 4 – 20 squats, 20 monkey humpers, 20 iron mikes, 20 flamingos
    • run and touch the doghouse between each round
  • “no running” to the top soccer field
    • crab walk to gate – 10 burpees
    • broad jump to the trash can – 20 big boys
    • duck walk to corner of baseball field – 20 dry docks
    • inchworm merkin to other corner of field – 20 squat jumps
    • crawl bear up the hill to the top soccer field
  • Running with pain stations around the soccer field
    • Lap 1 – 10 merkins at each corner + dips at the bench
    • Lap 2 – Misc abs at each corner + dips at the bench
    • Lap 3 – leg exercises from the escalators + dips at the bench
  • Mosey back to AO

MARY:

  • Side crunches
  • 1.5 minutes of elbow plank

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 today:   Sparky, Gibbler, Wagon Wheel, Swimmies, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about my wife’s recent mission trip and how proud I am of her.  She was totally out of her comfort zone to speak about Christ to non-believers.   Try to find ways in your day-to-day life to do this same thing….get out of your comfort zone to share your faith.  Be bold.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence workout and 3rd F on 12/7 at the Truck Stop

First Last and Last First

THE SCENE: Beautiful chilly morning, temps in low 30’s.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 Side Straddle Hops, 10 Pinto Twists, 10 Windmills, Plank Stretches, Michael Phelps.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to parking lot by Southern Ball Fields.  There will be eight cones set up in the parking lot.  Cone 1 and 8 will be on one side of the parking lot.  Cones 2 through 7 are on the other side of the parking lot.  We will circle clockwise around the cones.  The following will be the exercises at and from each cone:

  • Cone 1:  20 Squat Jumps.  Bernie Sanders to Cone 2.
  • Cone 2:  20 American Hammers (four count).  Crab Walk to Cone 3.
  • Cone 3:  20 Star Jumps.  Bear Crawl to Cone 4.
  • Cone 4:  20 Hello Dollies.  Broad Jump to Cone 5.
  • Cone 5:  10 Shoulder Taps (each shoulder).  Gorilla Hop to Cone 6.
  • Cone 6:  10 Hand Release Merkins.  Sprint to Cone 7.
  • Cone 7:  15 Iron Mikes (both legs = 1)  Bernie Sanders to Cone 8.
  • Come 8:  15 Dive Bombers.  Sprint all the way back to Cone 1.
  • Those finishing first rinse and repeat cycle until last man finishes first cycle.

Mosey to perimeter trail just past the pavilion at the southern ball fields.  We will do the following (what I call the 10 light nerve-wrecker) heading east and then north on the perimeter trail until we go on the boardwalk by the water and finally reach the serpentine sidewalk.  We will continue the 10 light nerve-wrecker on the serpentine sidewalk until we reach the roadway that is east of Pickett’s Charge.  With the 10 light nerve-wrecker, we run the length of 10 lights.  We then stop and do the following exercises in order:

  • 10 Big Boy Sit-ups
  • 20 Merkins
  • 30 Squats
  • 40 Baby Crunches.
  • Rinse and repeat until every man has gone through the cycle of exercises.  Then run another 10 lights and do it again.

Once at the roadway, we will mosey to the playground.  We will do elevens at the benches, starting with one bench dip and 10 bench jumps.

Mosey to CMU Pile.  Each man grabs a CMU.  We will do the following exercises:

  • 20 Overhead Presses
  • 50 Bench Presses
  • 20 Curls
  • 25 Rows

Put CMU’s back in pile.  Mosey to AO.

MARY:
20 Box Cutters
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 men, no FNGs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Welcome Is Our Greeting

Matthew 20:  26- 28.  But whoever would be great among you must be your servant,c 27and whoever would be first among you must be your slave,d 28even as the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.”

At the Broylmpics last Saturday, I was one of the brothers who ran in the long distance run.  I started with the group and very quickly saw the group dash on ahead of me.  After about 1/4 of the race, Mandolin and I were consigned to last place.  We had already competed in all of the prior events.  Our bodies were aching and Mandolin was nursing a problematic leg.  We suffered onward.  About halfway through the race we see the brother who ended up being the overall Brolympics Champ, Woodshack, running towards us.  He joins us, at a pace that was much slower than his typical mosey, and encourages us throughout the remainder of the race.  He didn’t belittle us, didn’t ingratiate us, he just ran by us, commenting on the great effort he was seeing and inspiring us in a thoughtful and brotherly manner.  We finally get to the final stretch of the race along the Serpentine Sidewalk.  By this time, all others in the race had already finished it.  As I am running ahead, what do I see?  A whole line of bros coming towards us, giving us high fives and finishing the race with us.  I can’t tell you how good that made me feel.  These were my brothers.  I might have been the slowest on the distance run but I was one of them.  Something pushed me a little faster as I crossed that finish line.  And on past the finish line were the other bros, smiling at me, Hey Lillying me, and getting me in the breakfast line for some of Junk’s famous cooking.  A slice of heaven with my brothers.

This kind of fellowship is what we all need.  In F3, all are welcome, no matter what the age or what the athletic condition.  “No Man Left Behind” is our philosophy.  As Q leaders, we need to design our workouts to make sure that happens.  Those men who get to a particular destination first can keep on working on exercises, whether Burpees, Side Straddle Hops, Running in Place, or Big-Boy Sit-ups as they wait for the remaining men to catch up.  Sometimes, we even Wagon Wheel back to join our brothers at the six.

Here’s another thing that we need to remember in F3.  Those of us who are less athletic or less fit should not pridefully shun the efforts of the more athletic who come to meet us.  We should not be embarrassed or angry because we are slower.  We should greet those circling back with glee, accept their gift of encouragement.  We should also remember that we too, even though we may be less athletic, have so much to offer the brotherhood – whether it be our mumble-chatter, our humor, our smiles, our social leadership, our aged wisdom, or plain old humility.  We all are living examples to one another, to the community around us, and to the FNG’s we welcome to our PAX.
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Junk and his wife, for Messi and his wife, and for Cheatsheet’s friend who died at the age of 49.  Be with the friend’s family at this difficult time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
On December 7 at 7 am in the morning we will have a Convergence at the Truck Stop.  We will then go to Two Rivers Church nearby for a 3rd F Gathering with Manilow as our speaker.  Food from Einsteins Bagels will be provided.

Hey, guess what?  Today is Crawdad’s birthday.  The man is now 40.

Neuralyzer

THE SCENE: Clear and low 30’s. Our hair was freezing at the end.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 20 4-ct IC

Lunge down grinder

Bear crawl back

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Suckmore the long way around the backside of the park

DRIFTERS COMPOUND

Do one rep of each compound exercise then run up the hill for increasing reps of burpees. Increase reps by one after each run.

HR Merkin/Merkin/Clap Merkin

Lunge each leg/Squat/Jump Squat

OH Clap 4-ct/Shoulder Tap 4-ct/Dry Dock

LBC 4-count/BBS/WWII sit-up

Go up to 10 reps

MARY:
Broga
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about needing to use this time of year to reconcile with family and friends. We only get one shot at life. Forget what’s in the past and move forward toward a better relationship.
MOLESKIN:
Mt. Suckmore combined with Drifter’s Compound erased all our brains. We got upwards of 8 rounds and 2.5+ miles.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Leg Day

THE SCENE: Cold, ~35 degrees, Sunny
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 25, Baby Arm Circles x 15 forward and x 15 backward, Tempo Squats x 10, Tempo Merkins x 10, Cherry Pickers x 8
THA-THANG:

  • Lunges across the festival lawn (forward, sideways and backwards, alternating every 10 steps)
  • Mosey to Sunsphere. 11’s at the stairs. Squats at bottom and BBS at top
  • Mosey towards parking lot. “Indian Run” on the bridge. Everyone does BBS in line while back of line lunges to the front until we’ve crossed the bridge
  • Doras at parking lot. 200 squats, 150 smurf jacks, 100 American Hammers (4 count), while partner runs to and from end of lot
  • Mosey to Amphitheater. Doras again. 100 squats, 100 BBS, 100 flutter kicks (2 count), while partner runs up and down stairs
  • Mosey back to AO, sprint across the festival lawn to end the workout

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Spoke about discipleship. We often look to Paul and Timothy for models of this relationship, but we also see it in Moses and Joshua. Moses brought Joshua to Mt Sinai with him, Moses passed leadership on to Joshua, Joshua sends spies into Canaan just like Moses did, and gives a farewell address similar to the one Moses gave. A lack of discipleship between the old and young generation in Canaan leads to a generation who knew neither God or the things He did in the wilderness. How are we playing a part in building up the next generation?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F coming up December 7th, Wedding Singer is putting together a half marathon team for the Knoxville Marathon if you’re interested contact him