F3 Knoxville

Blackjack – Recycled

THE SCENE: Dark and Dry

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, BAC, Mtn Climbers, Suzanne Summers, Tempo Squats, Tempo Merkins, Smurf Jacks, 5 burpees on your own.

 

THA-THANG #1:

Ciabattas (20 seconds follow by 10 sec rest): Burpees, Jump Squats, Lung Jumps, SSH, Merkins, Mtn Climbers, American Hammers, Barrier Jumps

Then Suicides

THA-THANG #2: 

Black Jack (animal style):

1 MRK, animal walk to end of parking lot then 20 BBS and run back. Then 2 MRK and 19 BBS. All the way to 21. BLACKJACK!

MARY:
Ring of Fire, Bicycles, Flutter Kicks, Captain Thors

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I don’t remember what I said but I bet it was good.

Shine Bright Like a Diamond

THE SCENE: Chilly…Finally!

WARM-O-RAMA:

Some Fast SSH, Tempo Merkins, Tempo Squats, BAC

THA-THANG:
7 of Diamonds

Cones set up like a baseball diamond. Same workout at each cone for certain number of rounds. Animal crawl to next cone.

  • Round 1 – 7 Burpees – Lunge between cones
  • Round 2 – 14 Flutter Kicks (4ct) – Bear Crawl
  • Round 3 – 21 Merkins – Duck walk
  • Round 4 – 28 Squats – Crab Walk
  • Round 5 – 21 BBS – Lunge
  • Round 6 – 14 Merkins – Duck Walk
  • Round 7 – 7 Burpees – Bear Crawl

MARY:
Circle of Pain

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
1 Corinthians 13: 1-4tou

TGIM – Run Your Race.

THE SCENE: 40s – FEELS GOOD
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness-Fellowship-Faith
  • My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q this morning
  • Couple of things;
    • Despite popular belief I’m not a professional
    • You’re here on your own volition
    • You know your body better than anyone – if you need to modify anything we do today – do it. But push yourselves and those around you!

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH: 11×4 IC
  • Half-Burpee: 11×4 IC
  • Imperial Walker: 11×4 IC
  • Windmill: 11×4 IC
  • Iron Mikes: 11×4 IC

THA-THANG:

  1. The Quarter Pounder
    1. Battle buddy it up
    2. BB1: Big Boy sit-ups (feet under rail)
    3. BB2: Sprint to stairs going up to bridge = 25 merkins (1-count)
    4. R&R 2x for each battle buddy

[ Mosey to Bridge overlooking Cumberland Avenue/The Hill ]

  1. UT Wins, You Win – Papa Johns
    1. Line up in merkin plank facing UT
    2. Man in the back leads PAX in 2 merkins (up/down = 1)
    3. Sprints to the first position
    4. R&R until we’ve made it across

[ Mosey to bottom of parking lot across from WFP ]

  1. Seabiscuit
    1. 2 curves in the lot
    2. Each curve = 25 V-Ups
    3. 2 laps

[ Mosey to hill leading up to WFP ]

  1. American Indian Run
    1. TAKE THE HILL

[ Back at AO ]

    • All my benches
      • Correct-form box jumps (Up/Down = 1
    • Ring of Fire
      • Each HIM leads PAX in 14 reps of an exercise
    • ATMs
      • Cash out like a boss

 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

5 PAX – No FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

TGIM – Thank God It’s Monday. “Thanks for being out here this morning men, and pushing hard. This has nothing to do with you, nothing to do with me. Some people didn’t wake up with breath in their lungs this morning, you did. Thank God it’s Monday and the creator let us get physical in his creation.”

Usually what we hear about Mondays is negative and along the lines of “ugh I hate Mondays” or “here we go again.”

YES. HERE WE GO AGAIN – LET’S ROCK!

Monday is the best day of the week. A chance to do a little better than you did last week. A fresh start. Embrace Mondays as a fist-bump or slap on the back from our Divine Creator.

Think of Monday as the start of a race, in a far larger race that has been going on for years (25 for me). Hebrews 12 gives us the race, the gut-check, and the reassurance that this is a race that cannot be shaken.

12:1-2 (Jesus, Founder & Perfecter of our Faith) = are the introduction. This is the action item, this is the intro to the race, and a reminder of the race official and who HE is, regardless of who or when we are.

12:3-17 (Do Not Grow Weary) = For me this is the gut-check/slap motivational youtube video you watch at 3pm to psych yourself up for the rest of the workday. Do. Not. Grow. Weary. The race we run as High Impact Men is long. And it is hard. And it is full of curves and cracks in the road. And it is life-giving. How do you refuel when you get tired/weary in a race/OCR/GORUCK event? How do you refuel in the race you run in life?

12:18-29 (A Kingdom That Cannot Be Shaken) = As sons of the most-high King – we run a race that is set for the kingdom, a kingdom that cannot be shaken. This is the reassurance and light that the race we run is worthy of fighting hard for and pressing further in for.

Keep the Faith & Fight the Good Fight!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check out the Q calendar on the F3 website – we need men to step up and lead! Grab a battle buddy and lead together!

Goliath at the Gorge/2nd F with F3 Northeastern TN this Friday-Saturday in Johnson City. It ain’t too late – contact Abscess, Tank, Steam to get more info and how to be a part of what is for sure going to be a character building weekend with PAX from around our state.

P.S. = GO VOLS. WE WANT BAMA.

JUCO Leg Day Meets the Equalizer

THE SCENE: Cool, breezy low 60’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers
Baby Arm Cirlces Forward
Baby Arm Circles Backward
Arm Stretches

THA-THANG:

Two laps warm up
Tennis court teaser
Ascending Exercises at each court.  4 courts, 2 lines per side.
Merkin/Bear Crawl
Monkey Humpers / Walking Lunges
Groiners/Duck Walk
Pistol Squats (2 count, for each leg)/Bernie Sanders
Run to hill (repeat series 3x)
El Capitan up hill
Handrail push ups On top of handrails
Handrail Dips
Handrail Pull Ups
Rocky Balboa
Calf Raises
Run down to trail
Hop guide wire, 10 reps every 10 poles
wide merkins
BBS
Diamond Merkins
Squats
Carolina Dry Docks
Run one lap
Leg Stretches
hamstring
Quad
groin
Glutes
Run a lap

MARY:

Windshield Wiper
American Hammers
LBC’s
ATM’s
Gas Pumps
Run a lap

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 HIM’s showed up.  One from Memphis, and one FNG.  Welcome Slicnut and Welcome Head Gear (FNG).
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Matthew 22:35-40

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The Sheep and the Lions

THE SCENE:  44 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

Abe Vigoda IC x 8
Seal claps IC x 8
Randy IC x 8
Motivator IC x 8
Sprints x 4
Calve raises on the curb while I explain Tha Thang…

THA-THANG:

We going to play a game called “Mutton”.  One PAX is “the sheep” – he wears a flag belt and holds an interval timer (my phone).  The rest of the PAX are “lions”.  Here’s the game;

  • 30 Second Sprint: The Sheep sprints off in whatever direction his chooses… The Lions perform an exercise called by Q (e.g. 3 fairy jacks!), then pursue the Sheep.  If they catch the Sheep, Lions pull his flag off.
  • 10 Second Recovery: If the Sheep was caught, he (alone) starts an exercise of his choice while the Lions recover.  If the Sheep was not caught, he gets to recover along with the Lions.
  • 45 Second Work: All PAX perform exercise of the Sheep’s choice
  • 15 Second Recovery: All PAX recover (and the flag belt is given to another PAX – who becomes the new Sheep…).
  • Repeat…

Stop at the coupon pile to do;

  • Colt 45s
  • Squat thrusters
  • Uneven merkins (one hand on coupon) – is there a name for this?
  • Heavy Freddies
  • Heavy Hammers
  • Hello Dolly

Start “Mutton” again and work our way back to the shovelflag.

MARY:

20 seconds core, 10 seconds merkins….repeat (e.g. LBC, merkin, side crunch, merkin, rosalita, merkin…..)

Repeat for 5 minutes

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

26 HIMs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Proverb from India (hat tip Paramahansa Yogananda).

A pregnant lioness attacked a flock of sheep.  As she sprang on her prey, she gave birth to her cub and then died.  The lion cub grew up in the company of the sheep.  As the sheep ate grass, the cub followed their example.  They bleated; the cub bleated too.  Gradually it grew to be a big beautiful lion but still acted like a sheep.  He had no idea, not even in his dreams, that he was a lion.

One day an old lion passed by and saw this young lion standing with the sheep, acting like a sheep.  So, he gave chase and got ahold of him.  The young sheep-lion said, “Please don’t!  Let me go!”.  But the old lion said, “come with me!” and dragged him to a lake.  He made him gaze into the water and said, “Look at yourself!”  So, the lion who thought he was a sheep looked and for the first time he saw his reflection.  Then he looked at the old lion, and he looked in the water again, and he let out a mighty roar.  He was never a sheep again.

3 Points

1. “The opposite of a man is not a woman; the opposite of a man is a boy” (hat tip Judge Judy). I have three boys at home, and I can tell you that they are often self-centered and short-sighted.  Boys live for gratification and pout when they don’t get their way.  As a high-impact man, you choose not to endlessly chase your own desires, but instead to live sacrificially.  You put the needs and interests of others above your own.  You operate with intentionality and have a consistent positive influence on your community.  You are a high-impact man.

2. If you are in Christ, you are a new creation; the old has gone, the new is here (2 Corinthians 5:15). The old was lust and greed (Colossians 3:5), selfishness, jealousy, envy, and rage (Galatians 5:19-21).  You no longer have a spirit of fear, but a spirit of power, love, and sound judgement (2 Timothy 1:7).  You set your hearts and minds on things above (Colossians 3:1-2).  You’ve clothed yourselves with compassion and humility (Colossians 3:12) and the Spirit of God produces in you love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control (Galatians 3:22-23).  You are a new creation.

3. This one applies to every single one of you – every one of you is the old lion in the story. In your life, there are young lions who act like sheep – and who think they are sheep (we call them “Sad Clowns”).  Grown men who live like selfish boys – men who profess Christ, but who follow their flesh instead of the Spirit.  You must pursue and get ahold of that man.  You must be an example of a high-impact man in his life and show him what he was created to be.  You may just give that man his first glance at his “imprisoned splendor” (hat tip Robert Browning).  You may just be the conduit that God uses to rescue that man from his selfishness and meaninglessness, and to call him into a life of service and sacrifice to the glory of God. 

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Prayers for PoolBoy’s house to sell quickly
  • Brolympics November 9th