F3 Knoxville

Sand Clerks, Stocky Balboa and other assorted randos

THE SCENE:  39° and chilly

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

 Today this included “I’ve never used a timer before“ and “I take no responsibility for this random Apple playlist“
WARM-O-RAMA:
Stretch  what you want while the Q explains the stations.
THA-THANG:
.Ratchet Squat curls (lateral elbow, medial knee – 30lb or CMU

The Thinker – lunge, curl outer arm, tricep extend inner arm – 20lb

Stocky Balboas – weighted Rocky’s
– 35s or CMU
Sand Clerk – Sandbag clean and jerk
French Military Squats – (surrender first!)
– 30lb plate overhead
Fly Squatters – bent over squat w/ 25lb dumbbell fly
Flutterbys – calf raise + deltoid raise w/ wrist extension (release your inner snowflake)

90 second stations, 15 second rests. One station in the middle for mosey/rest.

Cool Down:
SSH IC x25

Cherry Pickers IC x5

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COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs showed up to get stronger
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

A simple truth: You don’t deserve forgiveness, grace or unconditional love.
Two thoughts:
1) For you guys who always feel unworthy, like you don’t deserve love or forgiveness – you’re right! You don’t…and neither do the rest of us, but it is freely offered and not yours to try to earn or pay for. Accept it with a grateful heart and feel the warmth and love of the one who bought it for you!
2) For you guys who have a hard time forgiving or letting go of things that have been perpetrated against you. If you don’t deserve the forgiveness and unconditional love that has been offered to you – you really don’t deserve to withhold those things from someone else. Choose to forgive and love the way it has been given to you – especially for folks who REALLY don’t deserve it.
Love God first, then everyone else. MOLESKIN
Wallball shared his Dad is getting a consultation for a heart transplant. That’s not some distant cousin having a hard time with allergies, this is real stuff. Take it seriously and pray hard.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.

Dog Day Sun and Run at Asylum

THE SCENE: Sunny, Slight Breeze – Temp in the 50’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH – IC 20

Candy Corns – 4CT IC – 24

Windmills – IC 12

Cherry Pickers – IC 15

Merkins (slow) IC – 10

THA-THANG:
Mosey Down Stairs to West Pathway- turn right

  • RTE 66 Round 1
    • BBS at each light post – starting with 1, increase by 1 to 11 (Rabbits sweep back)
    • Alternate Bearcrawl and Bernie between posts
  • RTE 66 Round 2
    • Diver Bomber at each light post – starting with 1, increase by 1 to 11 (Rabbits sweep back)
    • Alternate Lunge and Run between posts
  • Long Mosey to CMU pile by baseball fields – each grab CMU
    • 25 curls IC
    • 25 Rows IC
    • 25 Press IC
    • R n R
  • Mosey to Picnic Shelter
    • 11’s – Alternate bench dips with Squat Jumps
  • Mosey up winding path to Monument – wait for 10 ct
  • Slow Mosey back to AO
  • Hello Dolly – IC 25
  • Ring of Fire Planks – one round of 4 Merkins while rest of Ring holds plank, second round of just one Plank

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMs + Dog. Welcome FNG @ Chapter 11 (Patrick Woodside)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In our personal circles, in our families and at work we have certain “go to” people we count on for support all the time – like our spouses or certain team members. We delegate tasks many times at the last minute and many times without asking and/or maybe they just know what to do and do it- alot.  We count on them and we wouldn’t be able to do what we need to do without them. We need to take the time to recognize their constant support and give something back- maybe pick up some of their tasks unannounced. Reach out, acknowledge their constant efforts and let them know our appreciation.

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See Jinxy for Heatbreak Hill Team – Asylum Team name is “Boardroom”

Enjoying all The Project has to offer

THE SCENE: about 40 degrees with a little drizzle
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH, 15 mountain climbers, 10 tempo merkins, 15 imperial walkers, 10 tempo squats
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the high school main entrance (watch for cars crossing the turnpike!).  Gather at the walls beside the stairs and perform ATMs with a twist.

15 Alternating Shoulder Touches (4-count) with feet near the top of the wall, drop down to regular plank, 10 Tempo Merkins (down on the 1-2-3, up on 4), 10 Merkins. Then, run a lap around the grass area.  Repeat exercises and lap once.

Mosey to the track for the…

Bataan Death March – AKA: Burpee Catch Me If You Can Indian Run…A combination of Catch Me If You Can and a traditional Indian Run. The last person drops and does 5 Burpees, while the rest of the PAX mosey in a line. After completing the Burpees, the last guy runs to catch the group, tapping the (new) last PAX on the shoulder, who then stops to begin his 5 Burpees, while the (former) last guy continues on to the front of the line. Continue until all PAX have performed two sets of Burpees.

Mosey back across the street (overcome the obstacle along the way – closed gate) to the playground.  Each PAX performed 5 pull-ups individually while others did the called exercises listed below.  All PAX completed 5 pull-ups for each exercise.

  • Freddie Mercury
  • burpees
  • heels to Heaven
  • PCMBs – Prison Cell Merkin Burpees – Sounds pretty horrible…it was!  Drop to Plank, do 1 Merkin then bring your right knee in and back, do 1 Merkin then bring your left knee in and back, do 1 Merkin then bring both feet in and jump up = 1 PCMB complete.
  • big boy sit-ups

Mosey to shovel flag.

MARY:
Ring of fire style merkins.  2, 4, and 6 merkins completed rounds 1, 2, and 3, respectively.  Done!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 HIMs concurred the beatdown today.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 6:1-8 – Do you not give or pray to be glorified by men, but do so to glorify God.  Do so in secret.  Don’t use “meaningless repetition” in prayer, but focus on talking to God.  He already knows what you need before you even ask.
MOLESKIN:
We did a little bit of traveling today and visited much of the AO.  All PAX survived crossing the Oak Ridge Turnpike, the Bataan Death March, and Prison Cell Merkin Burpees.  YHC gave a little Q school 101 during the warm-up.  We all seem to always say “ready position…move” even if we are already in position.  We should just say “ready position…your in it” if you’re already in position.  Just a little pet-peeve of mine.  Take it for what its worth.

Merkin Madness

THE SCENE: about 40 and light rain

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH X 20

TN Rocking Chair x 15

Merkins x 10

Burpee x 5

THA-THANG:

Do next leg exercise by pavalon then do next chest exercise by scrapyard then run down the stairs and back up the path to the pavalon.

Scrapyard:

Merkin X 20

Derkin x 20

Ranger Merkin x 20

Side to side Merkin x 20

Wide fly Merkin x 20

Pavalon:

Alt side Lunge x 20

Split squat x 20

Jump squat x 20

Calf raise squat x 20

Iron mikes x 20

MARY:

BBS 20-1

Heels to heavens 20-1

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 men including FNG Peekaboo! Our boy MIB who got named at the Asylum convergence came back out too. Backup killing it with the EHs.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about dark days to come, but there is a light at the end.
MOLESKIN:
We did about 2 rounds of the thang and then started the 20-1. Got down 3-4 rounds and took a lap. Did a few more rounds after that.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
MAARC fun ruck on April 20. 12pm at Target in Maryville. About a mile each way. Patches are $20.

Homemade Jelly

THE SCENE: Cloudy 40 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Pre-Ruck (5 Weirdos) Completed Day 1 of Lucky 7 Challenge

SSH x 30 IC

Tempo Squat x 10 IC
THA-THANG:

Mosey to Hill

Hill Pyramid: 5-10-15-20-20-15-10-5

Merkins at bottom of hill, CDD at top of hill

Jelly Legs:

  • R1: Squat 10 count, 10 squats, run up hill, 2 Burpees.
  • R2: Squat 20 count, 20 squats, run up hill, 4 Burpees.
  • R3: Squat 30 count, 30 squats, run up hill, 6 Burpees.
  • R4: Squat 40 count, 40 squats

Back to AO

MARY:
8 Count Man Makers x 10 IC

Imperial Squat Walker x 20 IC

8 Count Man Makers x 10 IC

Flutter x 20 IC

Capn Thor
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
2 Kings 5 Naaman thought he could use his place in society to find healing. Grace tells us differently. We can only show up with what we are/have. Nothing more.
MOLESKIN:
“Grace doesn’t sell; you can hardly even give it away, because it works only for losers and no one wants to stand in their line.” Robert Farrar Capon
ANNOUNCEMENTS: