F3 Knoxville

The Lillyhipper Workout!

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Pele (Jon Lindberg)
PAX: Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Pusher, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Steam, Drum Major, Lilydipper, Tenderfoot, Crash Dummy, Switchhitter (Tony), Abacus, Lizzy, Brick, Pac-man, Rooney(Carl Whipple)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:- 25 SSH, 4ct, IC
– 10 Twistees, 4 ct, IC
– Curly Stomps
– 10 Pteradactyls 4 ct IC forward/backward plus some BACs
– 10 Windmills, 4 ct IC

THE THANG:
OPTIONS: Do one, two, or three stations, pick one of the exercises, then run to Golf Course Road, and run back. Must run at least 3x.

STATIONS:
1. 30 Merkins/ Irkins /Diamond Merkins

2. 30 Rocky Balboas/ Iron Mikes/ Mountain Climbers

3. 30 BBS/ Leg Lifts/ Gas Pumps

4. 30 Carolina Dry Docks/ Shoulder Taps/ Bottle Openers

5. 30 Apollo Onos/ Monkey Humpers / Squats

6. 30 Flutter Kicks/ Bicycle Kicks/ Dead Bugs

7. 30 Jump Squats/ Froggy Jumps/ Star Jumps

8. 30 Grady Corns (4-ct)/ Seal Claps/ Overhead Caps

MARY: Flutter Kicks, American Hammers, Stretching with Pele

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge Tomorrow Night!

COT: Jeremiah chapter 18
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A few weeks or months ago Lillydipper talked about the Potter’s house in his Word. And I remember at the end of it he prayed that the Lord would shape him into a form that was pleasing to the Heavenly Father.

But what good are shapes, even perfectly formed, if they don’t have a purpose? What good is a quill if it doesn’t have ink to write? Or a sweater that is perfect in shape but made out of gossamer thread that doesn’t keep you warm? I think a shape or form that is pleasing to our Lord’s eyes, would be someone that spreads joy and love, inspires others, sets an example that others can follow.

And if that’s the case, Then the Big Man Upstairs really knocked it out of the park when he formed good ol’ Lillydipper on that Potter’s Wheel up in the sky. How many times has he picked up the Q on short notice? Been an example of perseverance during his many… many… rehab stints? Kept us positive and amused with his stories? Inspired us with his Words?

I don’t claim to have any inside knowledge of the Sky Q’s ways, or thoughts… but I would bet my bottom dollar that when Lillydipper came off that potter’s wheel, instead of packing it back in a lump and trying again, the Lord nodded at his work, smiled and said: “Well… besides giving this fellow a bad hip… and a bad knee. And another bad knee. And a bad shoulder. And another bad hip. This one is not bad… not bad at all.”

F3-Opoly

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: P3, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Pac-man, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Clipper (Ben McCurry), Love’s, Pizza Pizza , None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: Side Stratal Hops / Stretching

THE THANG:

It was Cinco’s big Q. The tornados did not last. So we all met at the pavilion to see what would pass. Cinco had a fun game full of surprises! F3-Opoly was invented this day. With the roll of the dice the players all played. Each square was an exercise which required precision and glee. Matlock was there and PacMan too. Each player rolled to see what we would all do. Rainbow and Waffle House ran in circles a lot while P3 made us all realize most of us are older than snot! We all did Merkins and Superman’s, Table Rows and Squats, we even kept landing on a new exercise called Man Jacks! And finally Clipper landed on the Cinco Surprise!!! An Amazon gift card worth $25! So next time it rains and you think it’s all gloom. Just think of a limerick and know all is not doom.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

”The lot is cast into the lap; But the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.“
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭16‬:‭33‬ ‭KJV‬‬
bible.com/bible/1/pro.16.33.KJV

God is sovereign over human affairs, even in seemingly random or chance events.

[juco-rush] Berrywood Parfait

AO: juco-rush
Q: Trash Panda (JUCO)
PAX: Erector, Butterknife, Fetch, Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney), Trash Panda (JUCO)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: small loop on campus to Berrywood Rd

THE THANG: run up hill, 5 sprints in cul de sac, run to back of neighborhood and 5 more sprints on longer cul de sac, mosey to campus

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: juco

COT: juco

GTE fitness test

AO: thequacken
Q: FixerUpper
PAX: Evan Wilson, Z-Pack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: warmup stuff

THE THANG:
WHAT:
2 mile run
2 min max reps hand release merkins
2 min max reps butterfly situps

Min standards
Run – 18:18
Merkins – 34
Situps – 38

I think we all hit the minimums. Way to go fellas!

MARY: cloud gazers OYO

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GTE is 24 days away

COT:
Read 1 Cor 15, remembered that the resurrection of Jesus is vital. Paul said it was “of first importance.” If this is not true, then we are pitiful, our efforts are in vain, and we should eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die! However, there are eyewitness accounts of his death, burial, and resurrection, many of whom were his first skeptics.

Loredo

AO: dogpound
Q: Madoff
PAX: Lightweight, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), La-Z-Boy (Zac Smith), Mayberry, I-Beam, Junk (Sam Yoakum)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: