F3 Knoxville

PMers Triple Q

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Pele (Jon Lindberg) , Lilydipper, Pusher
PAX: Glamper, Pusher, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Brick, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Lulu (Greg Huddy), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Lilydipper, Lizzy, Rip-Tide
FNGs: 1 Rip-Tide
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: Lily started us off with some good ol’ stretching exercises that were borderline The Thang, include Curly Stomps, Tempo Squats, and Tempo Merkins! Pele Sweat Level: (PSL) Moderate already…

THE THANG: Lily took us to the new workout area, preliminarily called LA Beach. We did stations there and ran in the parking lot between sets. Switched off to Pusher, who started us moseying before Ol’ Pele was back from the end of the lot. PSL: Severe

Pusher took us up Pickett’s Charge, doing something painful at the bottom of each hill. Can’t remember, since I was beginning to become dehydrated and starting to hallucinate. We did some things with rocks and cones, though, as I recall, and ran around the Colosseum area until it was time to pass it off to….

PELE! Finally! My turn had arrived. Put down an insurrection that was attempting to hijack the Q and have us go up Everest to show it off to Mouth to Mouth, who was DR from GA. Nope. Not enough time to do that (or was there?… we’ll never know…). Did Route 66 (Peter Parkers) to Pav-a-Lon. Then did some PT sets, running around the building and then the parking lot until Time. PSL: Critical flow. Everything soaked. Everything…

MARY: Did some Homer/Marge and Hello dollies mixed in. Stretching until time. PSL: Pruning up from stewing in own sweat.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: UnCOVEred July 13 at the Cove. Fourth of July Asylum PM workout at 9 am, with Board Meeting and Soccer Taco lunch to follow. Come one come all.

COT: Talked about the importance of joy and humor by recounting some funny F3 stories. PSL: Formed a substantial sweat puddle in the prayer from sweat dripping off head. Also was unknowingly giving Snitch a form of Chinese Sweat Torture from sweat dripping on his arm in the circle. :face_holding_back_tears:

12 for Cardio and Core

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, Loves, Cinco, Bunny, Farley, DoubleWide, Woodpecker, Garbage Plate, Fois Gras
FNGs: 1 Fois Gras
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:SSH, TN rocking chair, Abe Vagoda, down/up dog, single leg balance.

THE THANG: Bernie Baby Everest, 5 burps. Jog down cardiac. 5 burps. High knee skip. 5 burps, karaoke 5 burps. Jog. 5 burps. Karaoke. 5 burps high knee skip 5 burps jog 5 burps. Bernie. 5 burps
Arrive at New Amphitheater.

3 groups. Run. Core of choice. Runners pick the next group round and round we go.

Jog to Pavalon

MARY:
Wall sit
Ball(s) to the wall
Few rounds

ANNOUNCEMENTS: welcome Garbage Plate from Richmond, VA and FNG Fois Gras

COT: Fear of the future. Our response needs to be hard work and discipline together to strengthen ourselves and each other for hard times ahead. Grateful for F3 providing the foundation.

Hill AMRAP

AO: juco
Q: Erector
PAX: Breadstixx, Fetch, Booster, Guardrail, Dart Gun, Wanderer, Windex, Love Shaq, Erector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
15 SSHs, 15 Mountain climbers, 10 tempo merkins, 15 Moroccan Night Club, 10 tempo squats, 5 cherry pickers
THE THANG:
Mosey to JuConte. 8 cones were placed along the way up the hill and around the corner at the top. Perform the prescribed exercise and move on to the next. Complete all exercises and return to start for AMRAP.
-15 Burpees, 30 lunges total, 25 merkins, 50 SC mountain climbers, 30 squats, 20 staggered merkins total, 50 calf raises, 20 Carolina Drydocks.
MARY:
PAX led: flutter kicks, pickle pounders, Freddie Mercury, merkins, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
UnCOVEred coming up
COT:
My wife and I had a “staycation” this week. We took the kids to visit with grandparents, and I took a couple of days off from work. We get so busy in our day to day that we tend to forget how much of a blessing a wife is to us and our families. Proverbs 31 contains a description of a wife’s worthiness. In particular, verse 10 tells of her worth. “Her worth is far above jewels.” Our wives are a treasure that is far above value. If you are anything like me, you probably don’t tell her this often enough. There are far too many marriages that end for many reasons. Don’t let lack of appreciation for all she does be a reason for strife in your marriages. Remember to thank her for her contributions to the family. Show her that you love her. Make time to spend with her. She needs to feel appreciated.

Fun Farm Friday- Cashless

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Choir Boy, Bartman, Bunches, B’Gosh
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
We warmed up, slow steady exercises and some stretches

THE THANG:
First to $1,000 wins

Pick your payment, like a choose your own adventure of pain.

1 lap $20
20 Merkins – $25
20 BBS – $25
20 Squats – $25
15 Burpees – $40
15 box jumps $35
20 Lunges- $25
30 calf raises – $15

Bonus:
50 Dips – $50

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: uncovered

COT: A couple observations we are resilient and be mindful at what you are filling you time with.

High-Octane

AO: shamrock
Q: Caveman
PAX: Smoked Pickle, Mermaid, slappy, Gringo, Honeydew, Eliza, Base Salary, Pom Pom, Baby Boomer, Voodoo, Stitch, Skidmark, Flower Pot, Snaggletooth, Steiner, , MACGRUBER
FNGs: 1 MACGRUBER
COUNT: 18
WARMUP:

Stationary Butt kickers – 50 single
Stationary High Knees – 50 single
Side Straddle Hops – 25
Neck rolls
Shoulder shrugs – forward / Back

Gorilla Walkers side to side
5 to the right
5 back x 2

Mountain Climbers 50

End Zone:
Shuffle to 50
Shuffle Back
Cross overs to 50 – Face Bleachers
Crossovers Back – Face Bleachers
Lunges 25
Lunges back
Gorilla walkers forward

THE THANG:

Jog to 50
50 Mountain Climbers – Single
Sprint back

Lizard Walk to 20
Lizard Walk back x 2

Run Bleachers X2
15 Up Downs or Burpees
Run Bleachers
15 Up Downs or Burpees
Hold plank waiting on 6

10 Box Jumps
10 Jump Squats x2

Circle up
Shin Box Rotation x5
Into a runners stretch
Each side x2

Arm Circles
25 forward
25 Backwards
25 side Thumbs down

50 LBCs x2

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

“The pathway to what’s real is through the hardest thing you can do.”
J. Peterson