F3 Knoxville

Foolin’ Around at Big Ball

AO: bigball
Q: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
PAX: G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), Postman (Scott Colby), vanilla, Drive-thru (Mikel Towe), Cannon Ball (Sam Crockett), Abort (Jeremy Loftis), Banana Seat
FNGs: 1 Banana Seat
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
The usual
Went and got rocks from L&N

THE THANG:
Set up Hangman under the bridge by Big Ball

Exercises were:
15: Shoulder press, tricep ext, curls
10: Front Raises, Goblet Squats, BBS
5: Am Hams, Flutters, Brick Merkins
Run the stairs

Puzzle was: But fools despise wisdom and discipline

MARY:
None

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
Proverbs 1:7 – The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and discipline

CMFool’s Day

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Waxjob, Grandslam, Hands, P3, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
The April Fool’s prank was to immediately start bear crawling down the road to the paver lot, simulating the beginning of 45 minutes of bear crawling. Turns out this was not a great gag and we returned for some motivators, rockettes, and froggy squats.

THE THANG:
Grouped up and sent a few pax down to opposite end of the parking lot, a few stayed and the third group started the bump. Timer was set to repeat a 5 minute intervals and we did an exercise at one end, mode of transport to the other end, and another exercise at the other end. We did 7 sets of this.
1. Curl/press, jog, Lt Dan
2. Swings, rifle carry, in & outs
3. Raise & shrug, broad jump, imperial squat walkers
4. Thrusters, bear crawl, flutter kicks
5. Lawn mowers, jog, ?
6. Blockies, jog, plank
7. American Hammer, murder bunnies, burpees

MARY:
No show

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
When you get hurt, insulted, etc., probably an opportunity to try to understand where the other person is coming from and what got them to that point.

The Princess Bride

AO: the-project
Q: Biohack
PAX: Tom Tom, Mathlete, Ocho, Biohack, Munge, Tomb Raider
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
-Projectivator
-Tempo squats
-Tempo merkins
-Cherry pickers

THE THANG:
1. Run to the parallel bars
2. 20 inverse rows as we sail to the Cliffs of Insanity!
3. 10 Wallpies and go over the pool wall.
1. First one over must say the quote (I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive).
1. Left side plank for 30 sec.
1. Why are you smiling?
2. I know something you don’t know.
3. I’m not left handed
1. Right side plank for 30 sec.
2. My way is not very sportsman-like
1. Hang from the monkey bars for 1 min.
1. Run to the bell.
2. Build immunity to iocane powder.
1. 20 dips
1. Run to K25 hill and to the top.
2. Roll down the hill towards the fire swamp.
3. Run back up and over and leap the fire geyser at the bottom.
4. Ring of fire as we battle rodents of unusual size.
5. Squatting ring of fire as we escape the lightning sand.
6. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
7. Death march to the bell as we fall into the pit of despair.
8. Not to 50! 50 dips
9. Buddy carry halfway across the field as we take Westley to Miracle Max
1. Switch and carry back
1. If only we had a Wheelbarrow
1. Partner wheelbarrow back and forth by the bell
1. Mawage is what bwings us togetwar, today
1. Al Gore while we quote the scene (Wuv, twoo wuv also)
1. The chase! Jail break to the shovel flag. No wammies!
2. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1. Overhead clap. In cadence. Until it hurts like you’ve been stabbed in the arms.
1. To the pain!
1. Ring of fire.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Ezekiel 4:4-6 & 9-12 show God telling Ezekiel to do some very hard things that don’t have an apparent immediate benefit for anybody.

Have there been times in your life, or are you in one now, where things are hard or painful and it doesn’t seem to be for any good reason at all? Remember the promises from the Bible: God is in control. He knows the outcome. He controls the outcome. He has promised good outcomes for those who love Him and are called to his purpose.

Final thoughts: watch out for that Ezekiel bread…

Field Workout

AO: brickyard
Q: Colonel
PAX: Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), DoorKicker (Jud), Appleseed, Herbie, Gmail, Jim Norris, Natty
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
Motivator from 7, cherry pickers, LBACs, raise the roof, quad stretch L/R, windmill, tempo squat

THE THANG:
mosey to the field
Lineup on end zone- perform exercises and then run to other end zone and perform 10 burpees and run back. Perform exercises run to 10 yd line and perform 9 burpees and run back, perform exercises and run to 20 yd line and perform 8 burpees, etc.

50 flutter kicks single count
40 OH claps
30 Bobby Hurleys
20 lunges single count
10 Peter Parkers

Mosey to planters for 11s: Dips/Incline merkins

MARY:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill 5/17

COT:
Philippians 1:3-7

Focus on Phil. 1:6
Points to God’s faithfulness, sanctification, encouragement, and confidence
There will be issues, concerns, setbacks, etc but
God will carry on the good work in you until He’s finished with you. Don’t be moved by what you see but be moved by what you know!