F3 Knoxville

Dumb stuff with friends

AO: thequacken
Q: Lizzy , FixerUpper, Z-Pack, Gmail, Glamper, Lizzy, Secret Garden
PAX: Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Lizzy, 2, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
Ssh x 20
Cherry pickers x 20
Baby arm circles x 20
THE THANG:
Indian run with rucks and 60lb friend
Get to stadium then
15x hand release merkins
do stadium
20x Carolina dry docks
Do stadium
25x hand release merkins
Do stadium
Mosey back to ao

MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: let’s take two f3 members we haven’t seen in a while and reach out to today. Then each day this week let’s touch base with one each day or a friend

Modified Deck of Cards

AO: the-farm
Q: Proton
PAX: Madoff, Trash Panda, Full Tank, Aladdin, Choir Boy, Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney), Proton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Check
THE THANG: Modified deck of cards involving merkins, burpees, flutter kicks, squats, shuttle runs, and a half lap
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Official launch on 12/15
COT: If God is for us, then who can be against us?

Tour de Lights

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Steam
PAX: High Heels, Drum Major, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Duggar, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Rooney (Carl Whipple), Title IX (Christian Prescott), Brick, Pusher, CRISPR, Lilydipper, Sparkler, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Abacus, Tenderfoot, Whitey Titey, Gridiron, Cheetah Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
– Mountain Climbers: 10×4
– Imperial Walker: 10×4
– Rockette: 10×4
– BAC: F + B — 10×4
– TN Rocking Chair: 10×4

THE THANG:
Mosey to the big lit up tree by the bathrooms
(1) Ring of Lights – Core 4
– Get in a circle around the tree
– Christmas Lights Fun Fact #1 — Prior to the 1880s, Christmas trees were lit by candles.
– American Hammer: 25×4
– Run to the sidewalk: 10×4 CDDs
– Back around the tree
– Christmas Lights Fun Fact #2 — After Edison patented the light bulb in 1880, Edward Johnson hand-wired 80 red, white and blue bulbs and strung them together around a tree in New York City, and then placed the trunk on a revolving pedestal. Then he called a reporter. A new fashion was born.
– LBCs: 25×4
– Run to the sidewalk: 10×4 CDDs
– Back around the tree
– Christmas Lights Fun Fact #3 — A string of 16 vaguely flame-shaped bulbs sitting in brass sockets the size of shot glasses sold for a pricey $12 (about $350 in today’s money) in 1900. But in 1894 President Cleveland put electric lights on the White House tree, and by 1914, a 16-foot string cost just $1.75.
– Flutter Kicks: 25×4
– Run to the sidewalk: 10×4 CDDs
– Back around the tree
– Christmas Lights Fun Fact #4 — There are an estimated 150 million light sets sold in America each year
– Gas Pedals: 25×4
– Run to the sidewalk: 10×4 CDDs
– Christmas Lights Fun Fact #5 — About 5,800 people are hospitalized annually for injuries involving falls while decorating their houses for the holidays.
– 25 SSH
Mosey across the street to the LAKESHORE lit up sign and/or trees
(2) The LAKESHORE Lit Workout
– All Xs are 25 reps on a 1 count
– L = LBCs
– 15 SSH at the small chapel
– Run back
– A: Alternating Shoulder Taps
– 15 SSH at the small chapel
– Run back
– K: Knerkin (merkin, but on your knuckles)
– 15 SSH at the small chapel
– Run back
– E: E2K (oblique crunch)
– Right ankle on left knee / switch after 14 reps or so
– 15 SSH at the small chapel
– Run back
– S: Squats
– 15 SSH at the small chapel
– Run back
– H: Hallelujahs
– 15 SSH at the small chapelq
– Run back
– O: Overhead Claps
– 15 SSH at the small chapel
– Run back
– R: Rockette Hillbillies
– 15 SSH at the small chapel
– Run back
– E: El Capitans to the chapel
– 15 SSH at the small chapel
– Run back
Mosey back to the big lit up tree
– Knock out Onstar’s 1st F Challenge today: 90 BBS
Mosey to the flag

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Starfish convergence at the Rampart AO this Saturday at 7am

COT:
Talked about my Spotify Wrapped overview from 2023 (see below for what it looks like). If you looked back at this past year:
– Who did you listen to this year?
– Where did you listen this year?
– What were you tuned into this year?
– Did you pay attention to what you were paying attention to?
The word “listen” occurs 195 times in 188 verses in the Bible (ESV)

Doe Si Doe

AO: brickyard
Q: Appleseed
PAX: Appleseed, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Gordie, Gmail, Switchgrass (Stacy Clark)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
SSH
Little bit of this and that
Toy Soldiers
Tempo Squats
Cherry picker

THE THANG:

Mosey to wall
1 min Wall sits x2
10x wall climbs

Mosey to Candyland park
Partner up
1. Squats
2. Merkins
3. BBS
4. Mountain climbers
5. Dips
6. SSH
7. High knees
While partner runs candyland loop

Mosey to planters

11s with plank jacks and step ups
7s. With inclined merkins and LBS

MARY:

Flutter kicks
Captain Thor’s
Australian snow angels

ANNOUNCEMENTS: none

COT: Jesus being born was like the invasion of Normandy on Dday. Kingdom of God invaded the kingdom of heaven.

Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @worm, @loves
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: 43 SSH
THE THANG: partner up. Rounds with merkins, squats, LBC, flutter kicks, wall sits, shoulder taps, pickle pounders, etc
MARY: @cat gut led boat/canoe
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:Jesus is the reason.