F3 Knoxville

CMUsday on a Wednesday

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Rainbow, Hands, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Gibbler, Tropicana, Bunny, Hot Tub (John Muller), @grandslam
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: usual with cherry pickers tie fighters and Tennessee rocking chairs
THE THANG: 15 exercises mostly with a CMU. We listened to @Charmin complain about how the Q would appear on Strava. Cosmo 2 and @Bunny teamed up for pickle pounders.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

(Some of) The 11 Ladder

AO: dogpound
Q: Blindside
PAX: Mayberry, Madoff, Aladdin, Earmuffs (Dan Studt), Peacekeeper, Lightweight
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
Typical Blindside-y Warm-up Things

THE THANG:
Get a coupon, vest, plate, or ruck and make way to the Skatepark for the 11 Ladder.
Starting with 11 reps each, complete the 9 exercises, leave ruck/coupon/etc., run and climb over the wall (2 Burpee penalty if you go around it), and run around the Thunderdome back to the Skatepark. Drop to 10 reps for the next round, rinse and repeat.
Exercises:
Burpee Jump Overs
Goblet Squats
Ruck Mountain Climbers
Ruck Iron Mikes
Ruck Merkins
OH Press
WW3 Sit ups
Curls
American Hammers

MARY:
No time. But she says that she misses us.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Concord Trails I this Saturday at the Cove, see Slack for details.
Big Ball Convergence rescheduled for 2/17
Escape from Haw Ridge Friday, March 1st!

COT:
“If you ask God to move mountains, expect Him to hand you a shovel.”

TOO MANY CMU PULL THRU MERKINS

AO: brickyard
Q: Appleseed
PAX: Appleseed, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Gmail, Gordie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:

SSH, Little bit of this and that, windmills, tempo squats

THE THANG:

Apple Loopy
Ladder:
5 Burpees
10 curls
15 goblet squats
20 Tricep curls
25 CMU pull through merkins
30 OHP
35 Bent over rows
40 squat thrusters
Apple Loop

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none.
COT:. Be the ekklesia. Original Greek word for church. Be the church everywhere you go

The Marty McFly fade

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Bunny, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Mailbox, Pac-man, Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Tropicana, Gibbler, Love’s, WORM, G-6 (Rick Kuhlman), p-nut, Newton, Wham-O, Trotline
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
First things first, G-6 himself posted at Asylum this morning, that’s an entire backblast right there. P-nut showing up made it even more historic, so unFNGs Wham-O and Trotline were given a remarkable first time back.

Opening the mailbag: SSH, BSIA, Shoulder Blasters.

A letter from the PAX introduced a tear in the very fabric of the space-time-first-F continuum. How can you grant a request to deny all requests? Your Q was so perplexed that he left the music at the lightpole and we did many Happy Burpees accompanied only by the silence of our deep pondering.

The last hill sprint almost got some merlot out of Wham-O but he took a knee and saved the grounds crew a cleanup.

Matthew 9:2-7. Frederich Buechner, Wishful Thinking: “It is about as hard to absolve yourself of your own guilt as it is to sit in your own lap.”

So many crosswalks!

AO: the-farm
Q: KickFlip
PAX: Aladdin, School Zone (Michael Shope), Choir Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
Tempo squat
Finkle Swings
Tempo merkins
Down/Up Dog
Mosey

THE THANG:
Starting at the entrance, mosey the main drag – stopping at each crosswalk to do 5 burpees.

20 box cutters and 20 flutter kicks

At the soccer field, do kerkins at one corner, mosey and do squats at the other. Repeat with reps incrementing by 10 each set. Finished with 80 squats.

Crosswalks again – this time with 3 donkey kicks.

Jailbreak!

MARY:
Round Robin w/ side crunches, hello dolly, boat Canoe, Freddy mercury.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Jesus tells us to mind the beam in our own eye instead of looking for the speck in another’s eye.

“Tolerence for others, strict for myself.” – Marcus Aurelius

“Look in others for their virtue. Look in thyself for thy vices.” – Benjamin Franklin