Fitness. Fellowship. Faith.
WARMUP:
1 Park Lap
THE THANG:
Rucked through the residential streets near Gresham
MARY:
nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3 workouts on the schedule next week. Grab a Q.
COT:
Coffee, Thanksgiving
THE THANG: apparently quite confusing???
10yrd breakdowns with partners
-Partner 1 10 merkins/ 1 burpee, then run to end and call out partner and SSH till partner joins
-Partner 2 SSH to fail until called out, then 10merkins/ 1 burpee. Then join partner
-Wheelbarrow across the grass field, run back to next 10yrd marker and repeat adding 1 burpee each time.
-When at the grass field, swap wheelbarrow with partner
There was only 7 increments, so top number was 10merkins/ 7burpees
We got off course so we had to do MM to reset the standard a few times.
10 count slow mountain climbers
MARY: flutter kick
COT: realize your issues are not as bad as you may make them out to be. Sometimes our issues just need to be solved or resolved. There is always someone there that can put it in perspective.
WARMUP: Projectivators, overhead claps
THE THANG:
Head to recruiting center with a couple sprints along the way.
Before we get blocks, 3 sets of 5: shoulder taps, pickle pounders, iron Mikes, pull-ups
grab blocks and go to bank hill.
15 Heavy LBCs, Freddie’s, and Dolly kicks plus 5 backworms. farmer carry to top and back, short 5 paces and repeat 3 times.
head up to theater steps, pyramid of 5, 10, 15, 20 curls, OHP, Tri Ext, Derkins, stairs between rounds.
then return the blocks and return to flag with a final sprint
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
I gave some perspective on protein that I gleaned from an Art of Manliness podcast: podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5zaW1wbGVjYXN0LmNvbS9henkzM0c4Xw/episode/NWU2NmE3YTktNjAwZi00YWNiLTliMDEtZDlkNmUwMmUzNWRm?ep=14
Basics are you need 0.5 to 0.8 g of protein per pound of bodyweight. Protein synthesis gets kicked off by 3 g of the amino acid leucine, so eat a good protein meal twice a day. Almost impossible to get the 9 essential amino acids on a vegan diet without a dietician.
We talked about what we were grateful for in this Thanksgiving season.
THE THANG:
1. Run to the parallel bars
2. 20 inverse rows as we sail to the Cliffs of Insanity!
3. 10 Wallpies and go over the pool wall.
a. First one over must say the quote (I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive).
4. Left side plank for 30 sec.
a. Why are you smiling?
b. I know something you don’t know.
c. I’m not left handed
5. Right side plank for 30 sec.
6. My way is not very sportsman-like
a. Hang from the monkey bars for 1 min.
7. Run to the bell.
8. Build immunity to iocane powder.
a. 20 dips
9. Run to K25 hill and to the top.
10. Roll down the hill towards the fire swamp.
11. Run back up and over and leap the fire geyser at the bottom.
12. Ring of fire as we battle rodents of unusual size.
13. Squatting ring of fire as we escape the lightning sand.
14. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
15. Death march to the bell as we fall into the pit of despair.
16. Not to 50! 50 dips
17. Buddy carry to the playground as we take Westley to Miracle Max
a. Switch out at the parallel bars
18. If only we had a Wheelbarrow
a. Partner wheelbarrow back and forth to the amphitheater
19. Mawage is what bwings us togetwar, today
a. Al Gore while we quote the scene (Wuv, twoo wuv also)
20. The chase! Jail break to the shovel flag. No wammies!
21. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
a. Overhead clap. In cadence. Until it hurts like you’ve been stabbed in the arms.
22. To the pain!
a. Ring of fire.
MARY: A few ab exercises with friends.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
Who do we lie to? Others? Ourselves? Our God?
One way we lie to all three is by pretending we will live forever.
Think of your legacy. What do you picture? Money? A business? Heirlooms or possessions?
Which of these will survive 10 years? 20 years? 50? 100? Eternity?
Steve Jobs was one of the most influential people in the world while he lived and continues to be. However, within months of his death, Apple released a product he said they’d never make: the iPad Mini.
Do not lie to yourself and pretend that your material work will leave a legacy for your family. The only true legacy we can leave is by passing our values from the Word of God to others in our lives. The disciples we make will outlive us way longer than any work of our hands.