F3 Knoxville

[juco-rush] Hill Play

AO: juco-rush
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Jonathan Woodall (GUMP), Double Coat, Tooth Fairy, Cheap Ride, Wanderer, Trash Panda (JUCO), Full Tank, Erector, Butterknife
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: 1 up

THE THANG:
Fartlek style workout 30/60/90 seconds on w/ equal recovery x 5.

Recover back to campus.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: see juco

Tour de Fun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, Kentucky, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @Newton, @Archie, @Possum, @Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: SSH and tempo squats and merkins and Grady corn and TN rocking chair with a mosey

THE THANG:
After getting over the disappointment of not having a Love’s Q we settled into the normal complaining.

Pickleball steps with merkins and dry docks and bear crawls down the steps. 3 rounds of fun

Turf baseball field for burps at each base and home plate with step ups and dips. 3 rounds of fun

Soccer field for shoulder taps and froggy squats on either side. 3 rounds of fun Soccer field

Junk science of sprinting 2x across the field. Adds years to your life. It’s science and can’t be denied.

MARY: mixed in after each station

ANNOUNCEMENTS: happy birthday Hands. Haw Ridge and Spring Break

COT: if you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far go together.

Lines! lines! Everywhere Lines!

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Stripped, Cheney, Smithers, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Bookman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: SSH, TN Rocking Chairs, Gradycorns, Moroccan Night clubs, bend and reaches

THE THANG:

See Preblast for You v You Beatdown

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS: EFHR, F3 Roco with Icebears, Hardship Hill

COT: Matthew 13:3. It’s a classic

CMU and a hill

AO: juco
Q: Mailbox
PAX: Guardrail, Starlink, Fetch, Mailbox, Love Shaq, Shrubbery, Windex, Booster
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: SSH, windmills, moroccan night club, over head clap, cherry pickers

THE THANG: mosey to CMU pile, stopping occasionally for 15 perfect form merkins so we weren’t confused with Rush. Gathered CMU and did a little wall sit transfer exercise as we passed CMUs down the line. Rifle carry CMU to Freshman Hill. Did 10 overhead press the CMU bear crawl for 10 paces then Bernie up the hill for 10 Big Boys up top. Mosey back down and rinse and repeat until CMU made it to top of the hill. Carried CMU back to pull up bars for some ab work, heavy flutter, chest press, heavy Freddy, chest press, overweight dolly, chest press. Carries CMU back down stairs and stopped for a few curls along the way. Put CMUs back up and mosey to brick wall. Did 20 jump ups, 20 lunges, 10 jump ups, 10 lunges and then 10 split legs squats. Mosey back to flag with a few more perfect form merkins at the stop signs. Made it back for Mary and then extra credit ring of fire while waited for Rush to return.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Escape from Haw Ridge and get the Q Calendar filled

COT: F3 JUCO

Want to take a minute a brag on a HIM of all HIMs and someone we all can look up. On Monday I shared a prayer request about my mom. Guardrail could tell just by tone that things weren’t good. This is what friendship is about. He followed that up by checking on me and offering prayer. He answered my 2am call and joined me for a run yesterday to allow me to process verbally the challenges I am facing without judgement and asked good questions to help me process my thoughts.

“True friendships between men are built on a foundation of trust, respect, and humility.

Humility allows us to set aside ego and pride, recognizing that no one has to have all the answers or always be right. It’s about listening without judgment, being vulnerable enough to admit mistakes, and valuing the perspectives of others. That is what F3 is about and this opportunity is a chance to be vulnerable and show one another that we all don’t have this crazy thing called life figured out. But together we are always better then we are as individuals going at it alone.

I am grateful for the support of our brothers who step up without hesitation and celebrate others successes without envy.

By embracing humility, we create space for honesty, growth, and deeper connections—reminding us that friendship isn’t about competition, but about lifting each other up and walking side by side through life’s challenges.

Let’s lead with humility and make room for the kind of friendship that lasts a lifetime.

Great to have Cheap Ride and Shrubbery back in the gloom!

A moon-lit stroll

AO: dogpound
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Aladdin, Bartman, Einstein, Junk (Sam Yoakum), Pew-pew
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
We did
THE THANG:
Laps around the Trail of Tears carrying a cmu
Cmu cannot touch the ground
Laps 1&2: merkins/Squats
Lap 3 and return trip: Flutters/presses
MARY:
Ring of fire-merkins
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Haw Ridge
COT:
Give your fears up to god