F3 Knoxville

Shamrock Gymstacle

THE SCENE: Beautiful summer morning! Low 60’s. Perfect!

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes
WARM-O-RAMA: 

Yoga style! Deep arm stretch, runners pose, downward dog, cobra etc..
THA-THANG:
Shamrock “gymstacle” – a hybrid of a gym and an obstacle course. The soundtrack for the beat down has a “wild artist” (same principle as a wild card). Every song of a “wild artist” doubles the amount of reps for everyone! Today’s “wild artist” – Justin Bieber!  The workout: 30 twinkle toes with CMU’s; Pull ups; Merkins, American Hammers with a heavy ball; Jumping rope; Bench press; Heavy pants; Truck climb; Hand-Elbow plank; Side jumps; Lawnmowers with 60lbs dumbbell; Dumbbell squats. Repeat!

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 men! Anchorman, Base Salary, Betty, Le Bling, Mermaid, Oscar Meyer, Rubber Duckie, Skid Mark, Slappy, Voo Doo, Tailhook and a FNG – Jar Jar!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
For most of us helping others is a natural tendency. However, there are situations when it is better to let someone finish his or her task without interfering by offering help. Because it might be important for this person to complete his or her task without any assistance.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 has a new member! Jar Jar! Welcome!

Eat This Bread, Drink This Cup

THE SCENE: Sunny, temp in low 80s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side Straddle Hops, 10 Mountain Climbers, Plank Stretches, 7 Tennessee Rocking Chairs, 10 Iron Mikes, 7 Cherry Pickers, 7 Twisties, 10 Little Baby Arm Circles Forward and 10 Backward.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to Stop Sign at Northeastern Corner of Admin Bldg then mosey to shade of large conifer tree.  We will do 20 American Hammers.

Mosey to small parking lot on north side of park roadway, then go on trail that leads north toward Lyons Bend.  We will stop at rock pile.  Each man grabs a CMU weight boulder to do the following:

  • 25 Overhead Presses
  • 25 Curls
  • 25 Triceps
  • 25 Rows

After putting the boulders in the rock pile we will head north and then west on the trail doing “Run Ten Tens”.  We will run forward ten light posts, then do ten Merkins and ten Big Boy Situps.  We will do this until we get to the park roadway as it approaches the gate at Lyons Bend.

Next, we will Mosey further west on the trail until we come to another rock pile that is at the intersection of the trail we are on and the trail coming down close to Roadshow Run.  Each man grabs a CMU weight boulder to do the following:

  • 25 Overhead Presses
  • 25 Curls
  • 25 Triceps
  • 25 Rows

After placing the boulders back in the rock pile we will run west and then south on the Perimeter Trail until we get to the bottom of Mt. Everest.  We will serpentine from the trail to three different trees on Mt. Everest.  We will do two burpees in the shade of the first tree, run back to the trail, run to the second tree to do two burpees in the shade, then run back to the trail, and finally run to the shade of the third tree to do two burpees.

Mosey back to the perimeter trail and south until we get to the fence that blocks further movement on the trail.  We will then run up the mulch trail until we reach a cone on the trail.  We will do 25 Hello Dollies, 25 Flutter Kicks, and 25 Freddie Mercury’s then run about 40 yards up the mulch trail to another cone to do 5 Burpees.  We will then run back to the first cone and rinse and repeat the above two more times.

Mosey to the little grove of trees at the bottom of the summit of Everest.  We will do 20 Baby Crunches, then run up the summit to the flat grassy area to do 20 Carolina Dry Docks, then run to the Bat Cave to do 20 Sky Jumps.

Next, we will run north to the large tree near the administration bldg roadway.  We will run around the tree and back to the AO.

Next we will run down the stairs by the Bat Cave, run toward Mt. Everest, and go back up the summit. We will then head back to the AO.

MARY:
Stretches
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
We had 17 men and one FNG, Karter Moore, whom we named “Decal”.  Some of our men rucked today.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

I have been watching the Tour de France the past few weeks. The bikers in the tour bike over 100 miles per day in frequently mountainous terrain.  They burn so many calories that they sometimes must eat food while riding their bikes.  That food can make the difference between winning and losing the race.  If they do not have enough food they will not have the strength to compete with the other riders.

I was thinking about that when taking communion at church this past Sunday.  When we take in the bread of communion, Christ proclaims to us, “This is my body given for you. When you eat it, do this in remembrance of me.”  And when we take the wine at communion, Christ proclaims to us, “This cup is the new covenant in my blood.  Do this, when you drink it, in remembrance of me.”  What Christ is essentially saying is, like one of our communion songs says:

Eat this bread, drink this cup, come to me and never be hungry.
Eat this bread, drink this cup, trust in me and you will not thirst.

God wants us to know that there is something much more important than food that can sustain us. And so, week by week, I, with other brothers and sisters, who just like me are imperfect individuals who stumble, remember that I still have a God who loves me.  And I eat that bread and drink that wine, realizing that people all over the world are doing the same.  Are we more deserving than others?  No, we come because we are unworthy.  But it nourishes us.  It nourishes me.  It gives me the strength to carry on, hoping that it may shine a little light on my soul that I can then shine on others.  For that, I am thankful.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Brick and his family, for Junk and his injury, for Glamper’s manager of work, and a prayer of praise for Lilydipper’s recovery from shoulder replacement and hip replacement surgery.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
We will have a 2nd F gathering at the home of Abacus on July 29. The F3 “In the Nude” workout will be on the morning of July 29.  The F3 Dad’s camp will be on the weekend of August 11-13.  And the 3rd F camp at Doe River Gorge will be the weekend of September 22-24.

Dog Pound 11

THE SCENE:  A little cooler at 60 degrees

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness – Fellowship – Faith
  • My name is Imaginary and I’ll be your Q this morning
  • Disclaimer – This is a free, volunteer, peer-led workout
  • I’m not a professional
  • You’re here on your own volition and participating at your own risk
  • I have no knowledge of any injuries or fitness considerations. It is each person’s responsibility to be safe and modify exercises if you need to. We all do it, most important thing is that you don’t get hurt.

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH = 20

Merkins = 10

Little Baby Arm Circles while lunging = 10 each direction

Imperial Walkers = 10

Burpees on your own = 10

Calf Raises = 20

THA-THANG:  11’s

Mosey to Poopatorium

11’s   Step Up + Carolina Dry Docks

Mosey to Backbone

11’s   Pull ups + Bulgarian Split Squat

Mosey halfway back

11’s   Merkins + Squats

Mosey to base camp

MARY:
Sprints and Merkins with a partner

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

La-Z-Boy, Kashmir, Excitebike, Aladdin, I-Beam, Junk, Mayberry, Papa Lock, Trunk, Mustang (down range)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Proverbs 12:18

The words of the reckless pierce like swords, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.

Had a friend over this past weekend and the husband said something incredibly insensitive and hurtful to his wife.  Apparently didn’t mean to say it, but once the words come out you cannot put them back.  As leaders / HIM we need to be very intentional about what we say and probably speak less and listen more.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 in the nude July 29th

Shoulder Day at Shamrock

THE SCENE: clear summer morning, perfect for beatdown
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: yes
WARM-O-RAMA:

Several stretches focused on legs to distract the PAX from the pain to come
THA-THANG:
Dora style

Set 1

  • 50 dirty hookups
  • 75 wide merkins
  • 100 side lunges
  • Partner double CMU farmer carry down and back

Set 2

  • 50 thrusters
  • 75 plank with CMU pull
  • 100 rows
  • Partner mosey around first island

Completed almost two rounds

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Quick recap of convergence and a reminder to not neglect the Q calendar.
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Advance!

THE SCENE: post rain, peak humidity, otherwise gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

yep
WARM-O-RAMA:

Hairy rockettes x 10

Knox cherry picker x 5

Imperial squawkers x 10

tempo merkins x 10

curb squats 10

THA-THANG:
The theme is advance. We will move in pairs. One pax does the challenge, the other does an out and back or run. Must complete the challenge to move on.

challenges and runs

  • From warmup, hold plank, run to sign and back, advance to the sign
  • From the sign, 150 monkey humpers, run to flag and back, switch off as necessary, advance to the new field house
  • From field house undertaker wall sit, run to the flag and back, advance to the playground
  • From playground, 200 merkins, run to the track, up the bleachers switch off as necessary, advance to the track
  • from the track, 300 squats, run 1 lap, switch off as necessary. Advance to the pavillion
  • From the pavilion, 200 dips, and 100 big boys, trade as necessary, when both PAX are finished, 200 incline merkins, advance to the flag
  • Finish!

MARY:
No time

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Let’s play a round of Jeopardy:

Alex, I’ll take, “Things that make the Lord spit for $1000

The clue, having little to no enthusiasm, lacking conviction : half hearted, or moderately warm

The answer, what is Luke-warm.

That’s right the Lord has a severe distaste for luke-warm Christians.

Revelation chapter 3:14-16

““To the angel of the church in Laodicea write: The Amen, the faithful and true Witness, the Beginning of the creation of God, says this: ‘I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot; I wish that you were cold or hot. So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of My mouth.”

Retreat can be dealt with, advance is the desire, but luke-warmness is the enemy.

When we are first saved we have a zeal to share the Gospel. We want everyone we love to be saved, and to have the same enthusiasm we have about Christ. But, time passes, I get stagnant, the new wears off and I settle into this place where I am not running from the Lord, but I am also not running for the Lord. I am mid race sitting on a park bench. I might say as I see a friend headed towards hell, you know, there is an alternative to your pain, but I let them keep walking or I see a brother running for the Lord as he goes by, I might run along for a few moments, just until the next park bench and have a seat. I cannot be counted on when I am Luke-warm.

We can apply this to every area of our lives, how’s your first F? Getting better, getting worse, or just maintaining? How about your second F? Do you seek out your brothers, your wife, or children for fellowship to make sure they are doing good, or just letting them be so you don’t have to deal with their problems? How about your third F? Serving the Lord? Running from him, or sitting on a park bench?

What’s the solution? Run your race, set goals and meet them. Be an encouragement to your loved ones. Re-apply yourself after your failure. We could go on and on but we won’t.

That’s the word.

Prayer requests.

MOLESKIN:
What would it look like for Rampart to advance? What would moving forward as an AO look like in your mind? Welcome FNG  Dr. Philgood!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Great time was had by all at Shamrock convergence. Thanks to Lucille, feeny, Wingman, Piston, go daddy, Spielberg, and Stetson for representing Rampart.

Saturday post beatdown we will move directly to cardinals house to move his family to their new home in Knoxville. Even if you can’t travel with us to unload, please come help us load. There will be some large items which will require multiple men. Many hands make light work.

F3 in the nude 7/7

F3 knox podcast plug.