F3 Knoxville

Legs, Back, Core, and a free shower..

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Grandslam, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Pac-man
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:

5 EAASSSYYY up/downs
lap around the pavilon
SSH
Cherry Pickers
Runners Stretch
Glute/Chest Stretch
Upward/Downward dog
BBQ squats

THE THANG:
Pavilion

10 burpees buy in

3 rounds

10 table rows
20 squats
15 big bois

10 burpee buy out

3 laps around the pavilon

10 burpees buy in

3 rounds

10 table rows
10 Leutinet Dans
15 v-ups

10 burpees buy out

Mosey to the rustic Pavilon (just light rain at this point, looking like I gambled on won)

10 burpees buy in

3 rounds

10 table rows
10 Bulgarian Split Squats (Each leg)
15 box cutters

10 burpees buy out

Mosey to Rose bowl pavilon (Cue the heavy rain….)

10 burpee buy in

3 rounds

10 table rows
15 jump squats
15 Superman’s

10 burpee buy out

Mosey back to Pavilon in more heavy rain

**Let it be noted that Matlock (Bill Maddox) ran further than everyone today with a detour around the Rose Bowl

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Convergence this Saturday at Frozen Head

Hardship Hill on May 17th

Smokies game this summer!

COT:

Spoke about prioritizing our commitments and what to do when they all collide. Be intentional about where we spend our time and be proud.

How much can you Shamruck ruck?

AO: shamruck
Q: Tonka
PAX: Eliza, Crawlspace, Mermaid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:

THE THANG: Ruck for speed to racquetball building. Carry heavy shtuff around parking lot. Fast mile and a half circle.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: We need Jesus. Looking at Easter and family coming. Reminding myself that we all need Jesus and compared to that all of our family squabbles are small.

Spring Cleanin’

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: slappy, Mermaid, Stitch, Waxjob, Honeydew, Crawlspace, Lizzy, Anchorman, Dumpster Dive, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:
– mountain climbers
– down dog
– Up dog
– Calf stretch
– Runner stretch
– Extra wide merkins
– Baby arm circles
– Hallelujahs

THE THANG:

The CMU pile looks terrible. Besides the fact that all of our good coupons have been pinched, a big rubble pile has developed. It was time to clean up the house a bit and take stock of our supply.

So today we picked up as many of the broken pieces carried them to and dropped them in my trailer then did an exercise listed on a card. Repeat till all of the debris was cleared and the trailer was full. We then organized the CMUs. These are the exercises.

10 shoulder taps
10 squats
10 extra wide merkins
10 SSH
10 Big Boys
10 Diamond Merks
10 Flutters
10 Iron Mikes
10 mountain climbers
1 burpee

After clean up was over we ran to the pull up bar. We worked on slow pull downs. Start at the top and slowly drop taking about 10 secs each time. Do it about 3x. While waiting hold plank or alternate between 15 merkins and 15 squats.

Finally we ended up at the playground for a mini obstacle course. Start at the bench and do 15 dips, go down the slide, do 3 burpees, go to swings and do 15 reverse rows, then do 15 chuck Norris merkins, and finally mosey across the bridge and back around to the bench where we started. We did this 3x. Held plan for the 6.

MARY:
Nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
FORG3 ascent is this weekend

COFFATERIA:
Went to Dunkin after for liars corner. Eliza joined us. It was fantastic.

COT:
I hope everyone had a great Easter weekend. I hope you all have taken a moment to ponder the mystery. Did you ever wonder if Easter wasn’t real? Maybe it is all fake? We can certainly say that the course of Western History was changed for the good because of the events around Easter. Something did happen. But really the point of Easter is that God brings the dead to life. It’s a revolutionary concept that if we believe our lives cannot be the same. The living don’t act like dead things. That’s just not logical. If alive, why act like a corpse?

So do you think Easter happened? Do you live like it did?

What did the (Greg) Fox say? ( a lot)

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), bluebird, Coolio (Greg Fox), Rugby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: deep squat

THE THANG: Welcomed Coolio back into the fold as we strolled. Discussed NIL. The Daybreak shenanigans. The Knicks. And also enjoyed several Coolio (Greg Fox) book reviews. Sadly Freed to Lead was not one.

MARY: saw an actual Fox on Route 66. No not Jaclyn Smith but the four legged kind. He seemed rather unbothered by my ferocious dog

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yada Yada yada

COT: @pluto did some oratin’.

Farm Full Body Day

AO: the-farm
Q: Aladdin
PAX: Aladdin, Bartman, Choir Boy, Einstein
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
The usual

THE THANG:
Ladder track: 5-10-15-20
Curl/Press/Tri
Curb walking merkins
Calf Raises
Dips
Step-ups
Rail rows
American Hammers
LBC

MARY:
Flutter kicks
Merkins

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Jesus is Risen