F3 Knoxville

Bill of Rights

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Rooney(Carl Whipple)
PAX: Brick, Lilydipper, Lizzy, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Rooney(Carl Whipple), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Welch’s, Colonel (Alex Wallace), Renaissance, Fistbump
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
SSHs
Windmills
5 Burpees
Tempo Squats
Rockettes

THE THANG:
1st Amendment – 10 Merkins, Run to Coliseum
2nd Amendment – 10 BBS, Sprint to West end of overlook, 10 BBS
Mosey to circle
3rd Amendment – 30 Rocky Balboas
Mosey to back Jim Haslam building
4th Amendment – 11’s w/dips & step ups
Mosey to Muscle Beach
5th Amendment – 5 1 minute rounds of exercise of choice
Mosey to amphitheater
6th Amendment – 10 incline merkins, 10 jump ups
Mosey up the hill to large oak
7th Amendment – box cutters
Run up to Coliseum
8th Amendment – Bernie to Asylum building
9th Amendment – 2 Bernie’s
Mosey to AO
10th Amendment – SSHs

MARY: American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: George Washington
“The Constitution is the guide which I will never abandon”.

James Madison
“The happy Union of these States is a wonder; their Constitution a miracle; their example the hope of Liberty throughout the world”.

Thomas Jefferson
“It is every Americans right and obligation to read and interpret the Constitution for himself (or herself)”.

Abraham Lincoln
“Don’t interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties”.

Benjamin Franklin
“The U. S. Constitution doesn’t guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself”.

America is unique as a country that was founded around a set of ideas of liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

The Scotty Too Hotty

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Grandslam, Hands, Love’s, P3, Sawdust, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, TRC/Crab legs, Woodpecker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP:

SSH
Stretching

THE THANG:

Indian run to Everest (Football Shuffle Pass)*
Up & Down Everest
*5 Burpees for fumbles

Indian run to workout area:

Push Ups x 25
Pull-ups x 10
Big Boy Sit Ups x 20
Jump Squats x 20
Repeat 4 Times

Suicides x 2

MARY:

Canoe w/ Catgut
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Gary Chapman

1. Consciously acknowledged his korthatyouare angry.
2. Restrain your immediate response.
3. Locate the focus of your anger.
4. Analyze your options.
5. Take constructive action.

“The discretion of a man deferreth his anger; And it is his glory to pass over a transgression.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭19‬:‭11‬ ‭KJV‬‬
bible.com/bible/1/pro.19.11.KJV

IPC Week 2

AO: bigball
Q: Magic Mic (Jarrett Woodall)
PAX: vanilla, FixerUpper, Swanson
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
Stretch on own
THE THANG:
IPC Week 2

Run 800 meters

80 Merkins

Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs travel 15 yards

14 Cactus Jump Squats (no cheat/no surrender)

Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs back to start

80 Coupon Plank Jacks (toes down & up = 1)

Murder Bunny travel 15 yards

14 Cactus Jump Squats

Reverse Murder Bunny back to start

60 Merkins

Bricklayers travel 15 yards

14 Cactus Jump Squats

Bricklayers back to start

60 Coupon Plank Jacks

Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs travel 15 yards

14 Cactus Jump Squats

Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs back to start

40 Merkins

Bricklayers travel 15 yards

14 Cactus Jump Squats

Bricklayers back to start

40 Coupon Plank Jacks

Murder Bunny travel 15 yards

14 Cactus Jump Squats

Reverse Murder Bunny back to start

20 Merkins

Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs travel 15 yards

14 Cactus Jump Squats

Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs back to start

20 Coupon Plank Jacks

Run 800 meters

Register for the IPC here:
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Record your scores here:
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MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Set the culture rather than reflecting it

Murph Minus Run

AO: thequacken
Q: Z-Pack
PAX: Z-Pack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 1
WARMUP:
Regular warm-o-rama stuff

THE THANG:
10 rounds of:
10 pull-ups on monkey bars
20 merkins
30 squats

MARY:
Flutter Kicks
LBCs
Plank
Leg Lifts
Dead Bugs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Let’s do lunch!

COT:
Sieze the gloom!

CMU Tabata

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Snowbird
PAX: Bookman, Stripped, Madoff, mouthwash (Mike), Smithers, Cheney, Headgear
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: SSH, rockettes, LB arm circles, grady corns, tempo merkins

THE THANG: Tabata 20 sec work, 10 sec rest x8 rounds

two groups, 1 on cmus, the other body weight, switching after every cycle

Mosey after completing both exercises in set

CMU elevated eccentric merkins // hand stands

CMU bent over rows // jump squats

CMU light rails (curl into arm extension) // wall sits

MARY: no time!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: na

COT:

“The LORD is compassionate and gracious, Slow to anger and abounding in lovingkindness. He will not always strive with us, Nor will He keep His anger forever. He has not dealt with us according to our sins, Nor rewarded us according to our iniquities. For as high as the heavens are above the earth, So great is His lovingkindness toward those who fear Him.” Ps 103:8-11