F3 Knoxville

The Irony

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lilydipper
PAX: Lizzy, Brick, High Heels (Henry Ritchie), Curveball, Rooney (Carl Whipple), MD Hammer, Crash Dummy, Doubtfire (Nick Bond)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: 20 Side Straddle Hops, 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Tennessee Rocking Chairs, 10 Rockettes, 7 Twistees, Little of This and That

THE THANG: Mosey to cones. We will do 15 Yard Bear Crawl from one cone to other, then Three Burpees and Three Broad Jumps until back to other cone
Next, each man goes to CMU. Do following exercises:
20 Sideways Jumps over CMU (ten to left and ten to right).

20 Overhead Squat Thrusts with CMU

20 Bonnie Blairs (ten each leg)

20 Hand Release Merkins

20 Big Boy Sit-ups

Next, do 360 meter run and then repeat the 15 yard Bear Crawl and Burpees then Broad Jumps routine. Then repeat exercises at CMUs but do 15 of each exercise.
Next, do 360 meter run and then repeat the 15 yard Bear Crawl and Burpees/Broad Jump routine. Then repeat exercises at CMUs with 10 of each exercise.
Next, do 360 meter run and then repeat the 15 yard Bear Crawl and Burpees/Broad Jump routine. Then repeat exercises at CMUs with 5 of each exercise.
Those finishing above work way back up ladder with the run, Bear Crawl and Burpees/Broad Jump routine and 10 of each exercise, etc.

MARY: 15 Side Straddle Hops, 15 Hello Dollies, Stretches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brolympics on November16 at Asylum.

COT: Prayers
Prayers for sister and sister-in-law of Lizzy who are in Florida and will face storms from hurricane. Prayers for all those who will cope with hurricane and storms from hurricane. Prayers for safe travels for Pele who is on a ten day trip in Midwestern United States.
Message
This is a quote from the theologian, Rebecca Manley Pippert, about Jesus Christ:

“What do you do with a man who is supposed to be the holiest man who has ever lived and yet goes around talking with prostitutes and hugging lepers? What do you do with a man who not only mingles with the most unsavory people but actually seems to enjoy them? The religious accused him of being a drunkard, a glutton and having tacky taste in friends. It is a profound irony that the Son of God visited this planet and one of the chief complaints against him was that he was not religious enough.”

Gents, think about that the next time you judge someone else. Also, think about that the next time you feel like you are not good enough for God. God is here for us, even in the Fake Gloom, even through our mumble chatter, even at our Board Meetings. And you know what? He probably enjoys us. This holiest of holies is on our side. So, let’s feel good about that and let it give us the energy to go about our days working to be true HIMs.

[juco-rush] Campus loops

AO: juco-rush
Q: Trash Panda (JUCO)
PAX: Butterknife, Tooth Fairy, Erector, Zippy, Wagon Wheel (John-Mark Chesney), Cheap Ride, Trash Panda (JUCO)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: loop on campus

THE THANG: .65 miles on, .35 miles recovery loops

MARY: na

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Half Saturday, 6am

COT: juco

Where did the rain go?

AO: the-farm
Q: Lightweight
PAX: Bartman, Einstein, Aladdin, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Yes we did

THE THANG:
Tabata 20/10 with varying laps in between exercises.
CMU Presses
BBS
Chest Press
Rows
Curls
Triceps extensions

MARY:
Flutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence..check the newsletter

COT: Find reasons to laugh

never, really never

AO: juco
Q: Guardrail
PAX: Mailbox, Wanderer, Windex
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:ssh, MTN climbers, tempo merkins, baby arm circles

THE THANG: after 25 dips, pick a heavy rock and run it up a hill. Every minute we switched from running to one minute of exercise. We did not find an exercise that we wanted to do for a second minute.

MARY:
2 of each rapid fire dealers choice. If there is a delay, fill it with burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Flag handoff Oct 16
COT:
Are you ever too far gone? Beyond the reach of God’s love?
This is one of those cases where a superlative is actually appropriate. Never means never. But what if you messed up your life/family/Sinned really bad?/Walked away from the faith. The same miracle working God who worked with the dead breathless body of Jesus to become the risen King can breath life into your soul.

My strange place for encouragement but let’s check out lamentations 3:21:
But this I called to mind and therefore I have hope. The steadfast line of the Lord NEVER ceases. His mercies NEVER come to an end. They are new EVERY morning. Great is Your faithfulness!

(Pardon the punctuation I’m going from memory and the caps I added. )

IPC Week 3 – The Brenton Sandwich

AO: thequacken
Q: Z-Pack
PAX: FixerUpper, Hobie, Wedding Singer, Gmail, Z-Pack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Windmills
Hill Billies
Squat and Reach
OH Claps
Baby Arm Circles
Michael Phelps
Mountain Climbers

THE THANG:
Bottom Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – (3 rounds)
30-yard bear crawl to the cone
30-yard standing broad jump back
Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps (note: the further you broad jump the better. If you are a yard short at the end and have to do burpees, tough luck)
The Meat – 3 Rounds – Descending Rep Structure – 21/15/9
Exercises

Burpee Block Jump Over. (lay block flat side down)
Start on one side of the block, do a burpee, and jump over the block laterally. That’s 1 rep.
Perform burpee on the other side, and jump over the block laterally.
Reminder – Each time you jump over the block = 1 rep
Thrusters
Bonnie Blairs
Right leg-left leg = 1 rep (the hard way)
Hand Release Merkins
Big Boi Sit-ups
400m run
Format

21-15-9 Style
Do 21 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 15 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 9 reps of each exercise and 400m run.
Top Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – 3 rounds
30-yard bear crawl to the cone
30-yard standing broad jump back
Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps (note: the further you broad jump the better. If you are a yard short at the end and have to do burpees, tough luck)
Workout ends after you cross the line after completing the last portion of Brenton.
Record your total time in HH:MM:SS format.

MARY:
No

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Let’s do lunch!
IPC continues next Wednesday at the Quacken

COT:
Eric Liddell a man of Principal.