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AO: shamrock
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Eliza, Squatter, Oscar Meyer, Stitch, Crawlspace, Anchorman, Inconceivable, Mermaid, Drano, Honeydew, Baby Boomer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
SSH, Updog & Down Dog, Runners Stretch, Cherry Pickers, Quad Stretch, Twisties

THE THANG:
Mosey to the columns at the church and perform the following:
20 lunges, 30 second wall squat
19 lunges, 30 second wall squat
18 lunges, 30 second wall squat
17 lunges, 30 second wall squat
down to 1 & 30 seconds

That is 210 lunges if you were counting

We then did a round of 11’s made up of bulgarian split squats and heel elevated squats.

Our last foray into leg day was a round of 7’s with your choice of box jumps or step ups followed by calf raises.
MARY:
The mary was literally repeating the stretches that we warmed up with to loosen up what will become some sore legs tomorrow.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
The Q source chapter 2.5 (Accountability). We all have blind spots in our lives like driving that we need help seeing. In your car, you need a mirror, and even to turn your head sometimes to see behind you. In life there are things that you won’t be able to conquer on your own and as a result asking someone to hold you accountable, and watching your six will be the only way that you can put some issues behind you. Sometimes we need to own that we can’t do it alone, and asking for help makes you a man that I look up to and admire. Ignoring your problem and burying your head in the sand leads to future problems.

If you need accountability, this group is the place for it, in large groups or just one man. We are here to make each other better, and we have each other’s six.

Mr. Bonkers

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Stitch, Crawlspace, Waxjob, Mermaid, slappy, Skidmark, Draino, Dog Bite, Dumpster Dive, Anchorman, Inconceivable
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
– Mountain Climbers
– Updog
– Downdog
– Calf stretch
– Voodoo stretch
– twistys
– a little of this
– a little of that
– some of this
– some of that
– jog in place, move to the center, ,give fist bumps, come back, and do a burpee. 2x
– run to the cmu pile. everyone gets one.

THE THANG:
“Mr. Bonkers”
This is a new game we’ve never played before. Everyone gets 1 CMU. We divide into teams. The blocks are placed in the middle of the parking lot on a line. This is the midway line. There are 4 parallel lines going away from the midway line on either side a parking lot distance apart. The last line is the goal line. Each player gets a picks a random card with an exercise and rep on it. The exercises were a mix of heavy and non heavy options with an average of 25 reps per card. Take the exercise and put it with a CMU at the midway. This is now a game piece for everyone to potentially use. The objective, as a team, is to move more CMUs across the opponent’s goal line. You move by doing the exercise that goes with the game piece and you advance it 1 line. The piece can be moved either way back and forth. Once it reaches a goal line it cannot be moved. You cannot go twice in a row. You can move any piece that is free. If the teams are unbalanced the team with fewer people gets the tie breaker. We also listened to a new playlist that was flippin sweet too.

MARY:
nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Starfish convergence on Saturday 7/12/25 at the Project. This will launch the Oak Ridge / Clinton region.

COT:
How did you feel when Nico bailed on UT? You were probably mad. We invested a lot in him and he spurned us. This disloyalty hurt. We despise traitors.

Well this past week my wife shared a statement about loyalty that I had never thought of before. In God’s perspective, we are completely disloyal to him. We are betrayers. In spite of that, he is completely and perfectly loyal to us. That is his redemption offer. This is the good news of the gospel. It is a beautiful thing.

So next time you hear of betrayal and unfaithfulness, think about the gospel. God has a redemption plan in mind. He is ready to give you his prefect loyalty.

Your Hips Don’t Lie

AO: shamrock
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Band Camp, Stitch, Tailhook, slappy, Flower Pot, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Dumpster Dive, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Anchorman, Mermaid, Draino, Inconceivable
FNGs: 1 Inconceivable
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
SSH -13
Cherry Pickers – 5
Merkins – 3
Runner’s Stretch
Arm Stretch
Tempo Squats – 9
THE THANG:
Divide into 4 groups of 3
Each group gets one band and one block.
There are two stations with exercises at each one, and you perform the assigned exercise until the third guy gets to you as he acts as the timer.
Station 1: Thrusters, Blockees, Bench Press, Squats, Lunges, Split Squats, Curls
Station 2: Merkins, BBS, Diamond Merks, Vups, Wide Merks, American Hammers, Carolina Dry Docks, Plank
MARY:
Flutters – LBC’s 10 reverse ladder down to 5. Variations of Jane Fonda’s, Snow Angels, Pickle Pointers, Pickle Pounders
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Camping & One Knox
COT:
Let’s normalize vulnerable.
I talked about pornography and ways that helped me deny that temptation. It starts with not watching people kissing in movies. You probably wouldn’t watch people make out in public, so why tune in digitally? When confronted with these scenes, fast forward or swipe through them. Consider preventing your mind from chasing the rabbit down that hole. It has worked to help me not look at pornography in over six months.

Matthew 16:24 Paraphrase: Deny yourself, pick up your cross and follow me (Jesus).

Where do you need to deny yourself so that you can follow Jesus?

Story Blocks

AO: shamrock
Q: Stitch
PAX: Crawlspace, Eliza, Honeydew, Mermaid, Skidmark, Flower Pot, Lizzy, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), LeBling, Drano
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
1. SSH
2. Willie Mays Hayes
3. Moroccan Nightclubs
4. BACF
5. BACB
6. Shoulder Taps
7. Tempo Squats

THE THANG:
Football mosey – Run and Pass duos with drops to do 2 Burpees, back to CMU pile. Partner up and Grab 1 CMU per duo. Move to the back lot, far end of Jesus statue.

Dora Style with one partner beginning the exercise and the other taking the trip to the far light post and back. After 100 collective reps, move on to the next exercise.

1. OHP
2. Curls
3. Tricep Dips
4. Heavy Squats
5. Bench Press
6. Lawn Mower Pulls (switch arms every 10)

Football mosey back to COT with a stop for Mary

MARY:
Flutter kicks
Freddie Mercuries
V-Ups
Pickle Pounders
Mountain Climbers
Hello Dolly

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
One Knox SC Game tickets available for June 13 game. Bring your family/friends. Link on Slack.

COT:
STORY work – Dig into your past stories and relationships. These things directly impacted you and shaped who you are today. Our bodies and our brains process memory differently. They are still with you and how you operate. Find someone to share your story with to help you make sense of why your current life looks and feels the way that it does. You’ll experience healing and freedom along the way.

I mentioned this a couple of weeks ago and I want to continue to challenge each of you to do 3 things:

1. Show up! Just get here. You and the group will grow stronger each morning you are present.

2. Sign up to Q. You are more than equipped to lead a morning workout. You woke up and got here today, and that was the hardest part. I think every man here brings something unique and valuable to our group. If you need help building a workout or want to co-Q, just reach out to me. Let’s get the calendar filled up.

3. Encourage others. Talk to your friends, neighbors, and co-workers about F3. I know it’s not for everyone, but every man needs this, and we all know it. Mention it, talk about what it means to you, and ask for a commitment to try it.