F3 Knoxville

Category: Equalizer

Chipper-Style

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Madoff
PAX: mouthwash (Mike), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Ribbed, Bookman, Ice Cold, Cheney, Lilo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
15 SSH
15 Rockettes
15 Tempo Squats (last 5 in reverse fast down, slow up)
5 Knoxville Cherry Pickers
15 Arm circles (5 little forward, 5 little backward, 5 big forward)
Slow mozy around track to bottom of bearmuda

THE THANG:
As a Group – Stop when the 6 stops
– 150 jump rope (pretend)
– 125 BBS
– Run up to the pavilion – 100 box step-ups (each leg 100 reps)
– Run down to rock pile – 75 Romanian deadlifts with a rock
– Run to flag pole – 25 No Cheat Merkins (def saw some cheaters :slightly_smiling_face: )
– Run long way back to AO

MARY:
5 burpees
20 imperial walkers
5 burpees
20 flutter kicks
20 deadbugs
20 LBCs
5 burpees
5 burpees
5 slow cherry pickers
Flamingo stretch 5 each leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Reminder to check newsletter

COT:
Discussed wisdom, what it means to me, and encouragement to pursue it as men.

The pavilion didn’t flood

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Bookman, Madoff, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:

SSHs, LBACs, Cherry Pickers, Tempo Squats

THE THANG:

4 rounds and change

25 SSHs
25 Bent Over Rows
50 Merkins
75 Air Squats

MARY:

LBCs
Box Cutters
Freddie Mercuries
Flutterkicks
Stargazers just listening to the rain on the metal roof of the pavilion

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill today
F3 In The Nude this summer

COT:

Bill Curry: “There are two pains in life. The pain of hard work. The pain of regret. One is temporary. The other lasts a lifetime.”

Heavy Day at the Equalizer

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Ribbed
PAX: Tonka, Stripped, Bookman, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Smithers, Cheney, Ribbed, Utah
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: squats and toe touches

THE THANG: put on our bags and sandbags and walk to the flagpole
EMOM exercises 20 count with a little rucking around the track ~8th time through the EMOM we stop and take one lap with the weights
-Curls
-Side extensions standing
-merkens
-squats
-shoulder taps

MARY: mosey back to the AO for a little stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: the nude was talked about

COT: –Ephesians 3:1-6

Deflategate 2024

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Cheney, Ribbed, Blindside, Bookman, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Lilo, Madoff, Headgear, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SSHs, Uninterested Abe Vagodas, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
Dodgeball!
Throw the ball, burpee
Get hit, 5 burpees
When you score, rifle carry a sandbag to the other side of the pickleball court
First to 10 watches losers do 20 monkey humpers
Every five we do a bonus exercise:
Hello dollys, Freddie mercuries, LBCs, Squats, Lunges
Session ended in a 2-2 tie

MARY: no time, we dodgeballed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hardship hill 5/27, thunderhead hike 5/18, F3 In The Nude this summer. Wax accordingly.

COT: Keep each other accountable. I will get 5 unassisted push ups by 5/12/25. If not, I need to held accountable.

Most importantly, thanks for starting off the first day of 43 with a ton of fun. I look forward to being out there every MWF and miss it when I can’t be or fartsack.

Creed Tabata

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Snowbird
PAX: Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Stripped, Utah, mouthwash (Mike), Cheney, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Ribbed, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Warm up:
– SSH
– Rockettes
– Deep lunges/split squats

The Thang (20 sec work/10 sec rest x 8)
– Line sprints
– V-ABCs
– Jump knee-tuck
– ATG split squat holds
– Archer merkins
– Tibialis raises
– Handstands

COT: Do hard things, not simply to get better, but to be confronted by your weakness, and so have opportunity to trust and boast in Christ (2 Cor 12:9-10).