F3 Knoxville

Chipper-Style

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Madoff
PAX: mouthwash (Mike), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Ribbed, Bookman, Ice Cold, Cheney, Lilo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
15 SSH
15 Rockettes
15 Tempo Squats (last 5 in reverse fast down, slow up)
5 Knoxville Cherry Pickers
15 Arm circles (5 little forward, 5 little backward, 5 big forward)
Slow mozy around track to bottom of bearmuda

THE THANG:
As a Group – Stop when the 6 stops
– 150 jump rope (pretend)
– 125 BBS
– Run up to the pavilion – 100 box step-ups (each leg 100 reps)
– Run down to rock pile – 75 Romanian deadlifts with a rock
– Run to flag pole – 25 No Cheat Merkins (def saw some cheaters :slightly_smiling_face: )
– Run long way back to AO

MARY:
5 burpees
20 imperial walkers
5 burpees
20 flutter kicks
20 deadbugs
20 LBCs
5 burpees
5 burpees
5 slow cherry pickers
Flamingo stretch 5 each leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Reminder to check newsletter

COT:
Discussed wisdom, what it means to me, and encouragement to pursue it as men.

Heavy Day at the Equalizer

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Ribbed
PAX: Tonka, Stripped, Bookman, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Smithers, Cheney, Ribbed, Utah
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: squats and toe touches

THE THANG: put on our bags and sandbags and walk to the flagpole
EMOM exercises 20 count with a little rucking around the track ~8th time through the EMOM we stop and take one lap with the weights
-Curls
-Side extensions standing
-merkens
-squats
-shoulder taps

MARY: mosey back to the AO for a little stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: the nude was talked about

COT: –Ephesians 3:1-6

“Heavy” Day at ShamRUCK

AO: shamruck
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Utah, Dumpster Dive, The Situation, Eliza, Jardet, Lizzy, Mermaid, Ribbed
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
We rucked the catholic loop, and stopped where we parked to do some light PT with the ruck. Ruckers were given the option to skip the PT and continue rucking, and the PTer’s then jogged to catch them on the loop.

Good times were had by most.

Out COT referenced Proverbs 11:24
“Those who give generously receive more, but those who are stingy with what is appropriate will grow needy.”

Often times we read a verse like this and think about money, and while that may be accurate, what if we are talking about time? I could argue that time might be our most valuable resource, and if we are generous with that time, where appropriate, then we will be be blessed with “more”. I am not saying we will get more time, but I think there is value in managing and not squandering our time, In fact, giving our time, may be more difficult than giving our money.

Deflategate 2024

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Cheney, Ribbed, Blindside, Bookman, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Lilo, Madoff, Headgear, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SSHs, Uninterested Abe Vagodas, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
Dodgeball!
Throw the ball, burpee
Get hit, 5 burpees
When you score, rifle carry a sandbag to the other side of the pickleball court
First to 10 watches losers do 20 monkey humpers
Every five we do a bonus exercise:
Hello dollys, Freddie mercuries, LBCs, Squats, Lunges
Session ended in a 2-2 tie

MARY: no time, we dodgeballed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hardship hill 5/27, thunderhead hike 5/18, F3 In The Nude this summer. Wax accordingly.

COT: Keep each other accountable. I will get 5 unassisted push ups by 5/12/25. If not, I need to held accountable.

Most importantly, thanks for starting off the first day of 43 with a ton of fun. I look forward to being out there every MWF and miss it when I can’t be or fartsack.

Creed Tabata

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Snowbird
PAX: Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Stripped, Utah, mouthwash (Mike), Cheney, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Ribbed, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Warm up:
– SSH
– Rockettes
– Deep lunges/split squats

The Thang (20 sec work/10 sec rest x 8)
– Line sprints
– V-ABCs
– Jump knee-tuck
– ATG split squat holds
– Archer merkins
– Tibialis raises
– Handstands

COT: Do hard things, not simply to get better, but to be confronted by your weakness, and so have opportunity to trust and boast in Christ (2 Cor 12:9-10).