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Armor Bears

THE SCENE: 67 degrees and cool as a cucumber.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Dutifully Executed
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x15
  • Knoxville Cherry Pickers x5
  • Abe Vigoda x5
  • Willie Mays Hayes x6
  • Tempo Merks x10
  • Tempo Squats x10
  • FLBAC x10
  • RLBAC x10
  • Seal Claps x10
  • OH Claps x10
  • Moroccan Night Clubs x10
  • Chattanooga Cherry Pickers x11
  • SSH x10

Mosey a lap in the lot.

THA-THANG:
Perform 10 LL Cool J’s – Lunge each leg, burpee, then squat jump (the cool part is the burpee). Hold plank for 6.

Grab a battle buddy for Dora. Pax one performs exercises below. Pax two bear crawls to the cone.

  • 100 Monkey humpers
  • 200 Merkins
  • 300 SSH
  • 400 LBCs
  • 500 squats

LL Cool J came back for an encore at halftime. Thanks, LL!

MARY:

Please don’t tell Mary we didn’t have time for her this morning. She doesn’t exactly like hearing that.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

There’s a really cool story in the Old Testament of Jonathan (Saul’s son) and his armor bearer when they sneak out away from the troops to see if God might hand the enemy over to them. They were at

In 1 Sam 14 it says,

6 Jonathan said to the young man who carried his armor, “Come, let us go over to the garrison of these uncircumcised; it may be that the Lord will act for us, for nothing can hinder the Lord from saving by many or by few.” 7 His armor-bearer said to him, “Do all that your mind inclines to.[b] I am with you; as your mind is, so is mine.”[c] 8 Then Jonathan said, “Now we will cross over to those men and will show ourselves to them. 9 If they say to us, ‘Wait until we come to you,’ then we will stand still in our place, and we will not go up to them. 10 But if they say, ‘Come up to us,’ then we will go up, for the Lord has given them into our hand. That will be the sign for us.”

Jonathan and his armor bearer wound up taking down 20 guys. Then God caused a panic in the enemy camp. The lookouts wound up seeing what was going on and brought it to Saul’s attention who was resting under a tree. Instead of rallying the men, Saul winds up calling roll, calling for the Ark of the Covenant to be brought up, discussing what to do with the priests, and finally rallies the troops to join the battle.

What we have here are two examples; one of initiative and the other of hesitation. While Jonathan was taking the initiative to see if God might hand the enemy over to them, Saul was frustrated with the stalemate and taking a nap.

YHC recently read a quote that said,

“Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist – while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of wine, I drank it! Sincerely, the opportunist!” – Lori Griner

Often we think we are being productive by discussing, analyzing, strategizing when it is often time to act. Action is way more effective than talk.

Theodore Roosevelt once said,

“Get action; do things; be sane; don’t fritter away your time; create; act; take a place wherever you are and be somebody; get action.”

2 Challenges for Today:
1. Talk Less – Act More
2. Surround yourself with people of action.

MOLESKIN:
Everyone is probably going to need new gloves after that many bear crawls. Binks makes bear crawls look so natural, we’re worried he might have been raised by bears. YHC knows what it feels like to miss a week and #thatsucked. Glad to be suffering in the gloom with you HIMs again.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • T-Shirts hit the store very soon! Need to have 12 purchased within the two week window in order to go to print.
  • Look for first Saturday, 2nd F fellowships coming up! We’re making these regular.
  • Wingman has the Q Wednesday.
  • Prayers for our DLs, DRs, and MiAs!

Gratitude BOMBS

THE SCENE: 67 and delightfully gloomy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Expertly Executed
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x15
  • Knox Cherry pickers x5
  • Willy Mays Hayes x8
  • Tempo Squats x10
  • Tempo Merkins x10
  • FLBAC x10
  • RLBAC x10
  • Seal Claps x10
  • OH Claps x10
  • Moroccan Night Clubs x10 (commence agony!)
  • Chattanooga Cherry Pickers x11
  • SSH x15

Mosey to the track!

THA-THANG:

PAX partnered up for Dora Bombs. Pax 1 moseyed sideline to sideline, Pax 2 did the following until they return then flapjack. Numbers are cumulative.

  • Burpees x50
  • OH Claps x100
  • Merkins x150
  • Big Boys x200
  • Squats x250

All groups finished and took a lap around the track, hold plank for 6.

RTB.

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks 4c IC x15
  • Hello Dollies 4c IC x15

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

YHC got a fancy new watch that measures stress using heart rate variability (HRV). It’s been a challenge trying to figure out how to lower stress throughout the day. Breathing exercises, meditation and prayer, naps have all been moderately effective.

YHC discovered something that brought it down 30 points or more several times; gratitude.

 

1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 says…

“Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.”

In his book “Gratitude Works,” Robert Emmons says the following.

“…groundbreaking research has shown that when people regularly cultivate gratitude, they experience a multitude of psychological, physical, interpersonal, and spiritual benefits. Gratitude has one of the strongest links to mental health and satisfaction with life of any personality trait—more so than even optimism, hope, or compassion. Grateful people experience higher levels of positive emotions such as joy, enthusiasm, love, happiness, and optimism, and gratitude as a discipline protects us from the destructive impulses of envy, resentment, greed, and bitterness. People who experience gratitude can cope more effectively with everyday stress, show increased resilience in the face of trauma-induced stress, recover more quickly from illness, and enjoy more robust physical health. Many of these effects are quantifiable.”

YHC finds it interesting and hilarious that science is just now catching up with what the Bible said 2,000 years ago! These effects ARE quantifiable in YHC’s own experience!

YHC has started a Gratitude Journal to record 5 things to be grateful for that have regularly lowered stress. This is a good practice for everyone to realize how bless we really are.

On that note: YHC is incredibly grateful for all of you F3 brothers. A tooth ache and little sleep is a great reason to fartsack. Some might even call it a smartsack. YHC would rather suffer with you dudes (and actually felt better!). We have something unique in F3 and are very blessed.

MOLESKIN:

  • Welcome FNG-Gizmo!
  • Still heard lingering aches and pains from Monday’s #thatsucked. Great Q Piston!
  • Prayers for our MIAs, DLs, Wingman’s family, Angel Softs M and 2.0, and Feeny’s track team in the heat.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Kickflip has gifted some fancy printed publicity materials to Rampart to share around and EH some sad clowns. See Bobbitt for more if you need them. Let’s get some more Kingston, Rockwood, Harriman guys out with us!

Double Quarter Pounder with Bacon Please!

THE SCENE: 72 degrees with 940% Humidity. Porta-potties onsite just incase we have any more “Bobby Hurleys”
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:Checkity, check check
WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH

10 Tempo Merkins

10 Tempo Squats

10 LBAC (Forward and Backward)

10 Moroccan Night Clubs

10 Chattanooga Cherry Pickers

5 Knoxville Cherry Pickers

Stretch-’em if ya got ’em.
THA-THANG:

Everyone looked hungry this morning luckily brought some Quarter Pounders with me this morning. Markers set up at 25, 50, 75, and 100 Yards. Sprint to marker and do certain exercise, then Bernie back.

  • 25-Merkins at the 25
  • 50 Big Boys at the 50
  • 75 Squats at the 75
  • 100 SSH at the 100

Quick 10 count, but boys still look a little hungry so we decided to supersize and turn our Quarter Pounder into a Double with Bacon.

  • 25 Baby Burpees at the 25
  • 50 2 Count American Hammers at the 50
  • 75 Jump Squats at the 75
  • 100 SSH at the 100

Everyone looked pretty full so we circled up for a game of Rochamburpee. Wingman/Swapmeet tied with Bobbit/Foghorn Leghorn for the Win.

MARY:
Mary go round of Dealers Choice

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 Awesome Men (2 FNG’s Feeny & Fertilizer!!)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Little devotional about praying I’ve jumped back into because I have definitely been lacking or missing something from it. 2 Timothy 1:7 tells us The spirit God gives us does not make us timid but gives us power, love and self-discipline. I know I tend to keep my prayer request “safe” or easy in a sense. I don’t really ask God to do “Godly” things cause I’m afraid to ask to much or seem needy. But the pastor that introduced this devotional put it this way. If you had kids and they came up to you in absolute fear and timidness just to ask you something, it would break your heart how scared they are of you or how lacking of self respect they have to ask that way. Hebrews 4:16 says Let us come boldly to the throne of our gracious God. There we will receive his mercy, and we will find grace to help us when we need it most. So keep that in mind when you talk to god, that you are to come to him in confidence, in self-discipline and with power, love and respect.
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for all the kids starting school; all our HIMs out with injuries or traveling, or just fartsacking.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill is creeping up on us. They’re looking for help with sponsorship and other things. If you’d like to Volunteer or help out hit Bobbitt up he’ll get you connected.

2nd F gathering coming up this month sometime details coming soon from Mr. Airborne.

Warriors Armor

THE SCENE: Temp 72, Overcast, and Humid.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:
10 SSH, Knoxville cherry pickers, 10 Temp Merk, mountain climbers, baby arm circles, over head clap, Chatt Cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs, butt kickers, high knees, gate turns, high kicks, grass grazers.

THA-THANG:
Zachary Tellier Hero WOD: 5 rounds, each round add an exercise.

  • 10 Burpees
  • STORM THE FORT
  • 10 Burpees
  • 25 Push-Ups
  • STORM THE FORT
  • 10 Burpees
  • 25 Push-Ups
  • 50 Lunges
  • STORM THE FORT
  • 10 Burpees
  • 25 Push-Ups
  • 50 Lunges
  • 100 Sit-Ups
  • STORM THE FORT
  • 10 Burpees
  • 25 Push-Ups
  • 50 Lunges
  • 100 Sit-Ups
  • 150 Air Squats
  • STORM THE FORT

U.S. Sgt. Zachary D. Tellier, 31, of Charlotte, NC (USA) a combat infantryman with the 4th Squadron, 73rd Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, at Fort Bragg. He died Sept. 29, 2007, of wounds sustained while on a ground patrol in Afghanistan. Tellier’s unit was conducting a mounted patrol when one of its vehicles drove over and detonated a bomb, which set the vehicle on fire, according to a statement from the 82nd Airborne. Tellier pulled two paratroopers out of the vehicle to safety, suffering severe burns to his hands. He was awarded the Bronze Star Medal with valor for his actions. After he was burned, Tellier jumped up in the turret to return fire
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMS
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Ephesians 6: 13-18

Paul provides us with a self defense against Satan.

  • the Belt of Truth. The Soldiers belt serves as the foundation of his armor, holding his sword and breastplate. Satan is the father of lies and Jesus is the truth. Satan can not stand against the truth
  • The breastplate of righteousness. The breastplate guards the heart – the source of a soldiers life. In a similar way, righteousness protects the spiritual life of a Christian.
  • Feet fitted with the gospel of truth. The soldiers sandals gave him traction and security in the heat of battle. So our peace with God through Jesus Christ gives us security in the face of Satan.
  • The shield of faith. A soldiers leather shield could be soaked in water to extinguish flaming arrows from the enemy. Faith in God’s promises deflects and extinguishes the lies of Satan.
  • The helmet of Salvation. The armored helmet protects a soldiers brain. The primary battlefield in spiritual warfare is in the Christians mind.
  • The sword of the spirit (the word of God). This is the only offensive weapon for a Christian. I’m order to have a sharp sword we need to study and read scripture to not have a dull blade.

As warriors for Christ… we need the full armor God provided to defend against Satans attacks.

Satan is fighting a loosing battle and has nothing to lose. You have everything to lose. Suit up in this armor everyday to protect yourself. Stay vigilant, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. Do everything in love.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for those who sacrificed themselves for our freedoms, prayers for those fixing to go back to school, prayers for the men in our group who have injuries, unspoken.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Service opportunity at the Cerebral Palsy Foundation this Saturday

Heavy Encouragement

THE SCENE: Gloomy and Sticky
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

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WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH: 15 x 4 IC
  • Tempo Merkin: 10 x 4 IC
  • Toe Merkin: 15 x 4 IC
  • Cherry pickers 5 x 4 IC
  • Tempo Squat: 5 x 4 IC
  • Tie fighter: 10 x 4 F & 10 x 4 B
  • Moroccan Night Club 10 x 4
  • SSH: 10 x 4 IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to my tailgate

Double coupon discount day

Each man pulls a card, Ace – 8

Pickup all coupons from bed of my truck

  • Ace – FLAG and 20# rucksack
  • 2- 5 – one corner of the 120# sandbag
  • 6 – 60# sandbag
  • 7 – 40# sandbag
  • 8 – 40# sandbag 

Mosey to the parking lot and get in a large circle

One exercise per man. 

  • Flag, wave it like you just don’t care
  • 120# sandbag bear hug squats
  • 60# sandbag bag dead lifts
  • 40# sandbag curls
  • 40# sandbag tricep extensions
  • 20# ruck sack merkins

The two men without a coupon run the length of the parking lot and back, when they return, rotate, rinse and repeat until every man has performed every exercise, then Coupon carry to the close goal line of the soccer field.

Spread out the 120, the 60, both 40’s

  • 2 men 120# sandbag drag 40 yards May pull forwards or backwards
  • 2 men 60# sandbag toss 40 yards Death march style
  • 2 men 40# sandbag overhead toss 40 yards and back Death march style
  • 2 men 40# sandbag under leg drag 40 yards and back Death march style

Everyone hold plank until 6 is in. 6 in, rinse and repeat until all men have completed every exercise. 

Hard stop recover at 5:50

Bear Crawl to Glory

Man with the ace is on the goal line, everyone else gathers around for encouragement.

Ace man sit’s on the 120# sandbag and strap shoulders in. Lean forward to bear crawl. 

Bear crawl pulling the 120# bag across the 40 yard line as fast as possible. Men on the sides do not let the man stop. Yell scream, and encourage the man to pull as far as he can. 

Rinse and repeat until every man in order of 2 – 8 has reached the goal

RTB

MARY:

No Time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 HIM’s, 2 FNG’s from Monday had to be renamed due to replication, Otis is now Binks, and Shredder is now Rap Sheet

We have had consistent effort from a 2.0, thought it was time to give him a name, He liked Tarantula, so Tarantula it is.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Encouragement

The whole point of the bear crawl to glory was encouragement. We as brothers need to be constantly building each other up as men. We need to hold each other accountable. We need to be the men in the community that set the example of what it means to be a man, and there is no finer example than our AO motto.

“Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. Let all that you do be done in love.”

1 Corinthians 16:13-14 ESV

MOLESKIN:
These men absolutely killed Heavy day. Shout out to Wingman who pulled the 120# sandbag like it was not even back there. That was impressive brother.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 2nd F gathering at Shakira’s coffee shop 8am Saturday morning. See you guys there.
  • August 6: 7 AM.  Work Day at the Cerebral Palsy Center.  See Slack for details.
  • Coffeteria at McDonalds.
  • Seems like there was one more, but I don’t remember.