F3 Knoxville

IPAX Week 1 – Shamrock Edition

AO: shamrock
Q: Stitch
PAX: Anchorman, LeBling, Mermaid, Eliza, Drano, Honeydew, Free Fall, Pool Boy (Jacob Thress), slappy, Craps, Flower Pot, Lizzy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Grady Corns
Hallelujahs
Back stretches
Twisties

THE THANG:
• Equipment
• Standard coupon
• 100 meter (110 yard) field
• The Thang
• Start the timer
2 thrusters
2 100-meter sprints (down and back = 2)
4 thrusters
4 100-meter sprints
6 thrusters
6 100-meter sprints
8 thrusters
8 100-meter sprints
Continue the pattern until time is called
• Scoring
• Count the total number of 100-meter sprints in 50 minutes
• Example:
• 2 thrusters – 2 100-meter sprints = 2
• 4 thrusters – 4 100-meter sprints = 4
• 6 thrusters – 6 100-meter sprints = 6
• 8 thrusters – time is called after you complete 4
100-meter sprints = 4
• TOTAL SCORE = 16

COT: Group prayer

Magic Cards 2

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Stitch, Crawlspace, Webster, Baby Boomer, Dog Bite, Anchorman, Mermaid, Free Fall, Band Camp, Flower Pot, Squatter, Craps, Drano, slappy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:
-imperial walkers
-Moroccan nightclubs
-mtn climbers
-plank jacks
-down dogs / calf stretches
-up dogs
-leg over stretch
-knee pull stretch
-cherry pickers
-bring it in for good morning fist bumps

THE THANG:
At Hill
7s
-run to bottom of hill do burpees 1-7
-run up hill to playground go down slide do swing pull up 1-7 then chuck norris merkins 1-7

At Jesus
Magic Cards – take one card then run a big lap. Do what is on the card or opt out for 50 burpees. Get this done by the end of the month!

At Carpet
Alternate 25 big boys then 15 HR merkins 2x. Ladies and gentlemen… Squatter !

MARY:
Took turns leading 10 x 4 count reps in cadence
-flutters
-Freddy
-pickle pointers
-monkeys

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Lately, several people have opened up to me about struggles. Some things make me sad. Many times I have no wisdom or words. But I do find it an honor to be considered trustworthy with another persons burden.
-Look around you. Everyone here is struggling with something. You are not alone. Are you aware of this? No one has it together. We are all a mess.
-Are you willing to share your burdens with others? Are you willing to help another with burdens?
-Are you a safe person? Are you willing to treat another person’s burden with responsibility? What does this look like? Being present, giving encouragement, checking in (both giving and also asking for updates), praying others, letting them know that you’ve been praying for them. Be more than a surface friend.
-so look around, both here and elsewhere, someone specific needs you.

Don’t Cheat Yaself…

AO: shamrock
Q: Free Fall
PAX: Charmin (John Willis), Mermaid, Craps, Squatter, Anchorman, Crawlspace, Drano, Eliza, Gringo, Honeydew, Lizzy, Stitch, MacGruber, Ted Fisher aka Brown Squirrel
FNGs: 1 Ted Fisher aka Brown Squirrel
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:

– SSH’s
– Neck rolls
– Windmills forward/backwards
– Baby arm circles in cadence – forward & backwards
– Side stretch
– Cherry pickers
– Toe touch
– Down dog

THE THANG:

Mosey to CMU pile

Partner up – total reps, partner runs the island, hold high plank until everyone is done after each exercise

– 100 CMU Curls
– 100 ‘mercans
– 100 CMU Overhead tri-cep extensions
– 100 CMU law mowers
– 50 goblet squats

Mosey to field

On the sideline. PAX do exercise, then all run across field (sprint/jog pace), everyone hold al gore until all are across, then next exercise.

– 20 Big Boy Sit-Ups
– 30 LBCs
– 15 American Hammers (IC, 4-ct)
– 15 Freddy Mercuries (IC, 4-ct)
– 20 Leg lifts (IC)

MARY:

20 Hello Dollies (IC)

– Hello Dollie’s
– Jane Fondas
– Leg Extensions

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Ask Lizzy

COT:

“We call Abraham “father” not because he got God’s attention by living like a saint, but because God made something out of Abraham when he was a nobody. Isn’t that what we’ve always read in Scripture, God saying to Abraham, “I set you up as father of many peoples”? Abraham was first named “father” and then became a father because he dared to trust God to do what only God could do: raise the dead to life, with a word make something out of nothing. When everything was hopeless, Abraham believed anyway, deciding to live not on the basis of what he saw he couldn’t do but on what God said he would do. And so he was made father of a multitude of peoples. God himself said to him, “You’re going to have a big family, Abraham!” – Romans 4:17-18

“Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego answered King Nebuchadnezzar, “Your threat means nothing to us. If you throw us in the fire, the God we serve can rescue us from your roaring furnace and anything else you might cook up, O king. But even if he doesn’t, it wouldn’t make a bit of difference, O king. We still wouldn’t serve your gods or worship the gold statue you set up.” – Daniel 3:16-18

Our God is capable of making something out of nothing. In fact, He loves to show up when we’ve got nothing left. BUT, “even if He doesn’t,” may we still be men enough to hold true.

Keeping 45 alive

AO: shamrock
Q: Lizzy
PAX: Stitch, Boss Hog, slappy, Anchorman, Craps, Mermaid, Dumpster Dive (Brad Burnette), Squatter, Pool Boy (Jacob Thress), Free Fall, Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
We actually did 25 ssh
Arm circle forward and back
Michael Phelps
Hallelujah

THE THANG:
Spread 45 man makers
Mosey to the bleachers
Squats at bottom then up and down
Diamond mericans then wash and repeat
Backwards up bleachers 2x
Burpee Indian run

MARY:
Burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: think back to when we were kids and how excited we were for simple things in life like friendships and small gifts for birthdays. When did that change?

Go NOLES

AO: shamrock
Q: Haggis
PAX: Dumpster Dive, Eliza, Stitch, Ozark, Mermaid, Free Fall, Webster, slappy, Dog Bite, Craps, Lizzy, LeBling, Pool Boy (Jacob Thress), Anchorman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: SSH x 20
Tempo Merkins x 10
Arm circles forward and back x 10 IC
Don Quixote x 10 IC

THE THANG:
– G – Groiners (10 each side)
• O – Overhead Claps (20 IC)
• S – Squats (25)
• E – E2K (Elbow-to-Knee, 15 each side)
• M – Merkins (20)
• I – Imperial Walkers (20 IC)
• N – No Surrender (10 each side)
• O – Outlaws (leg circles, 10 each direction)
• L – Lunges (20, 10 each leg)
• E – Extended Arm Plank (hold 45 sec)
• S – Shoulder Taps (20 IC)

After each round:
Start at 5 yard line
15 yard lunge walk
10 yard bear crawl
30 yard Sprint with 10 yard recovery
10 yard lunge
10 yard bear crawl
20 yard backwards run
Finisher:
Gasser (100 yard sprint) and walk back to end zone
Sprint Suicides (10,20,30)
Someone kicked a soccer ball so we sprinted to that
Mosey back to flag
Quick 5 minute parking lot football game

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Discussion of football and having hopes for success for everyone except for bama and ohio state.

Q discussed the topic of pride vs humility and encouraged Pax to determine what pride they have and would want to grow in the area of humility. Humility is not running from pride but running to Truth which is Christ our Lord. When we allow Him to be evermore present in our lives, give Him glory and seek his guidance, pride begins to fall and we begin to grow and increase.


Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to undefined method WP_Script_Modules::get_queue() in /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-content/plugins/gutenberg/lib/compat/wordpress-7.0/script-modules.php:51 Stack trace: #0 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-includes/class-wp-hook.php(324): gutenberg_print_script_module_translations('') #1 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-includes/class-wp-hook.php(348): WP_Hook->apply_filters(NULL, Array) #2 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-includes/plugin.php(517): WP_Hook->do_action(Array) #3 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-includes/general-template.php(3208): do_action('wp_footer') #4 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-content/themes/treville/footer.php(32): wp_footer() #5 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-includes/template.php(810): require_once('/home/f3knoxvil...') #6 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-includes/template.php(745): load_template('/home/f3knoxvil...', true, Array) #7 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-includes/general-template.php(92): locate_template(Array, true, true, Array) #8 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-content/themes/treville-child/archive.php(45): get_footer() #9 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-includes/template-loader.php(113): include('/home/f3knoxvil...') #10 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-blog-header.php(19): require_once('/home/f3knoxvil...') #11 /home/f3knoxville/www/www/index.php(17): require('/home/f3knoxvil...') #12 {main} thrown in /home/f3knoxville/www/www/wp-content/plugins/gutenberg/lib/compat/wordpress-7.0/script-modules.php on line 51