F3 Knoxville

Tag: Archie

Tour de Fun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, Kentucky, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @Newton, @Archie, @Possum, @Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: SSH and tempo squats and merkins and Grady corn and TN rocking chair with a mosey

THE THANG:
After getting over the disappointment of not having a Love’s Q we settled into the normal complaining.

Pickleball steps with merkins and dry docks and bear crawls down the steps. 3 rounds of fun

Turf baseball field for burps at each base and home plate with step ups and dips. 3 rounds of fun

Soccer field for shoulder taps and froggy squats on either side. 3 rounds of fun Soccer field

Junk science of sprinting 2x across the field. Adds years to your life. It’s science and can’t be denied.

MARY: mixed in after each station

ANNOUNCEMENTS: happy birthday Hands. Haw Ridge and Spring Break

COT: if you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far go together.

Humble Rocks (squats)

AO: juco
Q: Guardrail
PAX: Booster, Archie, Starlink, Mailbox, Butterknife, Windex, Love Shaq, Fetch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: High needs, butt kickers, pitifully lead demotiviators, Tempo merkins, Harry Rockets

THE THANG: Rock paper scissors to get across the big lot, F3 style: Squat, Burpee, Star jump. Winner advances to the next line. Last man at the back bear crawls to the next opponent.

4 corners with 35,30,25 and 20 (goal was 100, but the Q didn’t know how to math) OHP& curls at corner 1, Merkins & Squats at corner 2, 4ct Mountain climbers at corner 3, choose your own core exercise at 4.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sign up for Escape from Haw Ridge

COT: All these things my hand has made, and so all these things came to be, declares the Lord. But this is the one to whom I will look: he who is humble and contrite in spirit and trembles at my word. Isaiah 66:2 ESV

– F3 focus on leadership
– But not just to lead or be great
– But to do Great things for God
– To fail at that: Think of yourself more highly than you ought
Read King Uzziah. Great for God, but “he was strong, he grew proud, to his destruction.”
– To be useful for God, have a humble heart
– Don’t think less of yourself, think of yourself less; think of others more.
– Be a great Friend: Be a 2AM friend. Be a better friend and get more of them as we age.

Battle Buddy Pavilon andCore Work

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Double Wide, Kentucky, Archie, Bunny, Tropicana, Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:

SSH
Hands Agility Drills
Cherry Pickers
Rockettes
BBQ Squats
Runners Stretch
Tempo Merkins
Michael Phelps
Front Swings
Carltons

THE THANG:

Marble Pavilon

Partner 1
10 2-count Iron Mikes
10 Dirkins
10 Irkins
10 Up/downs

Run back to Rustic Pavilon and switch with Parter 2

Rustic Pavilon
Partner 2

AMRAP
– 15 table rows
– 20 Froggy Squats
– 30 Toe Merkins (10 each direction)

Each partner completed two rounds

Mosey to bottom of Baby Everest

Partner one sprints to top and moseys back down to switch with partner two

Partner two starts AMRAP each round:

Round 1 = Big Bois
Round 2 = American Hammers
Round 3 = Supermans
Round 4 = V-ups

MARY: Notta

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Haw Ridge on the 28th!! Sign up on the spreadsheet! Our Team name is the Lobotomites courtesy Tropicana

COT:

Spoke about Mental health. Call for awareness to be there for one another and to recognize when someone is in need of help, but may not know how to ask for it. It is important for us to stay connected with one another and not let our souls slip into isolation.

Romans 8:38-39 – “For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.”
:small_blue_diamond: No matter what we face—including mental health struggles—God’s love remains constant.

Thor’s Mighty Hammer

AO: juco
Q: Butterknife
PAX: Aspen, Starlink, Windex, Guardrail, Archie, Wanderer, Butterknife, Pelican
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
SSH x20
Windmills x6
Bear crawl in for high fives Crawl bear out for a burpee x 3
Tempo Squats x 10
Cherry :cherries: Pickers

THE THANG:
Mosey to Tomo
One person doing 10 sledgehammer swings the entire workout

Exercises at the bottom and top of the stairs

At the bottom:
Merkins x10
Iron Mikes x10
Burpees x10
Squats x10
Mountain Climbers x10 4 ct
Monkey Humpers x10

Run stairs do the core exercise

At the top:
Flutter kicks x20
Scissor Kicks x20
American hammers x20
Heels to heaven x20
Dead bug x20
Crunchy frogs 🐸 x20

Run around the parking lot to the bottom and advance to the next exercise.

Mosey back to the flag.

MARY:
High knees, butt kickers, karaoke x2

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Haw Ridge 3/28

COT:
Helpful tool or distraction. How do you use your phone?

“This is my command—be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.””
‭‭Joshua‬ ‭1‬:‭9‬ ‭NLT‬‬

Wall day

AO: juco
Q: Mailbox
PAX: Love Shaq, Guardrail, Starlink, Wanderer, Lt. Dan, Mailbox, Windex, Archie, Aspen
FNGs: 1 Aspen
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Club, Windmills, Grady Corns, Tempo Squats

THE THANG:

Mosey to Haslam Center Wall
20 Jump Ups, 20 Derkins, 20 single leg squats each leg

Mosey around big lot rolling the dice at each light pole for the number of no cheat Merlin’s

Stopped at HV Road for some monkey humpers

Mosey to Tome Poke Wall where we did 20 squats, 20 lunges, 20 count wall hand stand and 20 count wall sit then ran the stairs and around. Rinse and repeat dropping off 2 counts til we got to 10.

Mosey back to flag with a few more stops of no cheat merkins

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Don’t be burdened by stuff and pursuit of stuff. Set sights on heavenly things –

Matthew 6:19-21

“Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal, but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.”