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THE SCENE: Windy, cool, & a 100% chance of iron sharpening iron.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

• Welcome to F3! Fitness -Fellowship – Faith
• My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q this morning!
• I am not a professional – I don’t know any injuries you may or may not have, so if you need to modify any of the exercises we do this morning feel free to do do but always give 100%
• I need 3 things from you this morning!
  • PUSH YOURSELF – you came here to get better this morning – you absolutely have what it takes to succeed this morning – unleash it.
  • PUSH THOSE AROUND YOU – IRON SHARPENS IRON – the man on your left and right is counting on you for their safety and to push them to be better men!
  • ALWAYS GIVE 100% – You owe it to yourself to go had this morning and fight for every breath like it’s your last. You’re here this morning because you wanted to be a better man than you were yesterday – EARN IT!

WARM-O-RAMA:

1. Side-Straddle Hop (SSH) – in cadence
   1. 25 x 4
2. The Rockett – in cadence
   1. 15 x 4 count
3. The Cherry Picker – in cadence
   1. 10 x 4 count
4. The Merkin – in cadence
   1. 10 x 4 count
5. 5 Burpees On Your Own!

THA-THANG:

• Mosey (with flag of course) to Bottom of Everest, THE Mt. Everest
  • Halt halfway –> 10 squats in cadence (Al Gore until 6 is up)
  • Upon arrival at bottom of Everest –> 10 second rest/catch breath (Al Gore until 6 is up)
  • SSH: 15 x 4 – in cadence
• Take The Hill (Part 1)
  • Charge the hill with the flag (duh) all the way to the top (Al Gore until 6 is up)
  • Plant flag between 2 temporary high beam lights provided by Steam
  • Charge back down hill – leaving flag up top (Al Gore until 6 is up)
• Take The Hill (Part 2)
  • Maneuver under enemy watch/fire
  • Steam sets scenario where the hill much be taken from the enemy – maneuver accordingly.
  • Zig-zag sprint up the hill
  • Stop 1
    • drop down in push up plank –> 10 x 4 merkins in cadence
    • Back up
  • Stop 2
    • drop down in push up plank –> 10 x 4 plank jacks
    • Back up
  • Bear Crawl 25 meters –> sprint the rest of the way to the top (Al Gore until 6 is up)
  • @ Top
    • Merkin: 10 x 4 in cadence
  • Back Down Hill (Hold Al Gore until 6 is up – make sure every man is accounted for)
  • Merkin – 10 x 4 in cadence
• Take The Hill (Part 3)
  • Zig-zag sprint up hill
  • Stop 1
    • Drop down in push up plank –> 10 x 4 merkin in cadence
    • Back up
  • Stop 2
    • PAX on their 6 –> 10 x 4 flutter kick in cadence
    • Back up
  • Sprint zig zag –> line up shoulder to shoulder
  • CHARGE THE HILL! (100% all out)
  • 15 second breather 
  • The Squat –> 15 x 4
• Mosey Back To AO 
  • Flag in front (in between 2 single file lines of PAX on either side of the road
  • American Indian run for both lines (flag stays out front)
  • Cadence Call by Steam
    • F3 –> Good For You –> Good For Me (x2) –> All Day –> Everyday –> No Man –> Left Behind –> F3 –> F3
  • Halt halfway
    • 20 x 4 squats in cadence
  • Down new patch to car parking lot –> AO
  • Circle up
  • 20 x 4 SSH in cadence
• Finishing Strong
  • Line up shoulder to shoulder at one end of the parking lot AO
  • 80% sprint all the way across
    • 10 burpees on your own
  • Bernie Sanders 70% all the way back
  • 10 x 4 SSH in cadence
  • Sprint all the way across
    • 10 x 4 merkins in cadence
  • Bernie Sanders all the way back (100%)
  • Burpee in cadence
    • one element at a time
    • 5 total
  • Karaoke all the way across (100%)
    • 10 x 4 merkin in cadence
  • Bernie Sanders all the way back (100%)
  • Line up shoulder to shoulder in incline push up plank along curb
    • Starting from Right —- > Left: each man does one Merkin going down the line
  • Recover –> Bear crawl halfway across –> 100% sprint rest of way across
  • Line up shoulder to shoulder in incline push up plank along curb
    • Starting from Left  –> Right: each man does one Merkin going down the line
  • 100% Sprint Back
• THE CORE
  • Flutter Kick: 25 x 4 count in cadence
  • American Hammer: 15 x 4 count in cadence
  • Hello Dolly: 25 x 4 count in cadence
  • ATMs –> Cap’n Crunch Leads ATMs to finish strong
    • 15 x 4 count shoulder taps
    • 10 slow merkins
    • 10 fast merkins

MARY:
Heavy breathing
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
35 PAX – 1 FNG: “Ma’am”
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Periods vs. Commas”

• The enemy tries to place periods in our life (death of a family member, a hard time, loss of job or loved one, tragedy like Vegas shooting, etc) that insinuate the game is over, that’s the end of the story. God looks at that and turns it into a comma instead, allowing whatever hard or difficult thing we’re going through or experiencing to not be the end of the story, just more of a pause as he carries us through to the “next part of the sentence” or stage of life.
• Whatever periods you have experienced in your life and may be experiencing now –> God will turn that into a comma and carry you through.
• Your story is not over. The is not the end. What seems like a unsurpassable period in your life is not the end of the story. Trust God to turn it into a comma and help you realize that there is more to come. You were made for more than to just be defeated by whatever period the enemy has put in your life.
  MOLESKIN:
  http://www.newlifeknoxville.org/portfolio-items/nlg-108-deliver-us-from-evil/