F3 Knoxville

Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Woodpecker
PAX: Hands, Grandslam, Double Wide, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, P3, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Sawdust, Tropicana, Cosmo 2, Econoline, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Packman, Teckmo, Newton, Coolio
FNGs: None
COUNT: 20
WARMUP:
-Side straddle hops
-Tempo squats
-Ty fighters
-Temp merkins
-Plank jacks
-25 burpees

THE THANG:
Pavilion 
-25 step up’s 
-25 dirkins
-25 Dips

Skunk Hill
-25 merkins at base 
-Sprint to top 
Rinse and repeat x5

Cardiac Hill
-25 jump squats at each turn

Little Everest
-25 flutter kicks at bottom 
-25 American hammers at top 
Rinse and Reapeat x5

Mosey to Everest for a P3 recovery

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
The Man Who Can 
Edgar Guest 

Can’t is the worst word that’s written or spoken; 
Doing more harm here than slander and lies; 
On it is many a strong spirit broken, 
And with it many a good purpose dies. 
It springs from the lips of the thoughtless each morning 
And robs us of courage we need through the day: 
It rings in our ears like a timely-sent warning 
And laughs when we falter and fall by the way. 

Can’t is the father of feeble endeavor, 
The parent of terror and half-hearted work; 
It weakens the efforts of artisans clever, 
And makes of the toiler an indolent shirk. 
It poisons the soul of the man with a vision, 
It stifles in infancy many a plan; 
It greets honest toiling with open derision 
And mocks at the hopes and the dreams of a man. 

Can’t is a word none should speak without blushing; 
To utter it should be a symbol of shame; 
Ambition and courage it daily is crushing; 
It blights a man’s purpose and shortens his aim. 
Despise it with all of your hatred of error; 
Refuse it the lodgment it seeks in your brain; 
Arm against it as a creature of terror, 
And all that you dream of you some day shall gain. 

Can’t is the word that is foe to ambition, 
An enemy ambushed to shatter your will; 
Its prey is forever the man with a mission 
And bows but to courage and patience and skill. 
Hate it, with hatred that’s deep and undying, 
For once it is welcomed ’twill break any man; 
Whatever the goal you are seeking, keep trying 
And answer this demon by saying: “I can.”

Ruck ‘Til You Stop

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Coolio (Greg Fox), bluebird, Gibbler, Tropicana, Jack-Jack 🐶, Rugby 🐶
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.28 miles

MARY: Wait on the Birthday Q (Woodpecker)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: N/A

COT: Can’t Never Could. Turn it into a Can – Woodpecker

EMOM’s & AMRAP

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Tropicana, Woodpecker, Warby, Red Card, Jumbo, Tecmo, Button Fly, Flintstone, , Cataract
FNGs: 1 Cataract
COUNT: 17
WARMUP:
SSH
This & that
Mike Phelps
Cherry picker
Rocky Balboa
Down & Back

THE THANG:
To the Cloud
EMOM 5 min and 1 bonus min of 12 burpees
Up Baby Everest & back

AMRAP 15 min
5 burpees
10 side lunges
15 hand release mercs
20 hot seats
25 Superman’s
30 Bonnie Blair’s
35 LBC
40 bunny hops
Run lap around double parking lots

EMOM 3 mins of 6 to 8 Mountain Climbers? uh nope, Iron Man? uh no, Man Makers! that’s it.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dad Camp final day to sign up

COT:
Don’t fear the hard work and hard choices

Ruck Around the Park

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Farley, bluebird, Tropicana, Rugby🐶
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.75 miles

MARY: Tropicana and Sawdust double timed it up the Dragon’s Tail

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Camp Runamuck

COT: Be the Change – Enos

The Warrior

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Farley, Gavin Goosie, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Woodpecker, Elton (Nathan Cox)
FNGs: 1 Elton (Nathan Cox)
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:

Warm Up
SSH 20
Stretching 20 Count
Cherry Pickers 20 Count
Merkins 20 Count
Mosey

THE THANG:

Round 1: Parking Lot by Circuit Training

Sprints x 2
Backward Sprint x 2
Karaoke x 2
Bear Crawl x 2

Round 2: Circuit Training

Pull Ups x 20
Dips x 20
Burpees x 20
Jump Squats 20
Superman’s x 20

Round 3: Pelicans Butt Hole

3 Groups
1. Big Boy Sit Ups x 20
2. Run to Group 3
3. Flutter Kicks x 20
*Repeat to 6:10

MARY:

Canoeing with Catgut

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

None. Prayers for Pizza Pizza and Matlocks mom.

COT:

“Come, let us return to the Lord; for he has torn us, that he may heal us, he has struck us down, and he will bind us up.”

Hosea 6:1

Sometimes God wounds us to heal us. The Warrior inside of us needs to kill our childish tendencies. Don’t be passive.