F3 Knoxville

Thunder Islands

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: P3, Love’s, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Grandslam, Double Wide, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Bunny, Newton,Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: THUNDERSTRUCK!!!, cherry pickers, tie fighters

THE THANG: Choose a rock and relocate it to Circus Maximus. Rifle carry to first island, 10 Merkins, run back to start, run back to rock, rifle carry to next island. 10 Merkins, 20 jump squats, broad jump back one island, run back to start, then back to rock, rifle carry to next island. Surprisingly less confusing in actuality than it reads.
Exercises were:
10 Merkins
20 jump squats
20 BBS
20 CDD
20 2 count Iron Mikes
20 Supermans
20 Dips
20 Lt. Dan’s
We mixed in some Super Mario, right foot hop, and left foot hop as MOTs after the even-numbered islands.

MARY: About a minute of Gas Pumpers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: They were really good and important, too bad the ruckers weren’t there for them.

COT: Tell yourself “no” today. Deny yourself something. It’ll be OK, I promise.

The Weight

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: SSH, TN Rockin chairs, Cherry Pickers, merkins, squats, more SSH
some skipping back and forth

THE THANG: All Respect Stooges from Kensington Clown Car moved heavy things around Lot F. Couple of trips up Baby Everest while other planked and hammered. More moving heavy things. Some lunging and planking around Lot F.

MARY: Pavalon wall sits and balls to the wall.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Epictetus
Set a standard; hold fast to it. That’s all there is.

NewTon of laps

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Cosmo 2, Newton, Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: 16 year old men don’t need no stinking warmup. Get your old butts up to the Overlook

THE THANG: Dora AMRAP
Battle Buddy 1 runs a lap
Battle Buddy 2 does endless set of different exercises
Repeat ad nauseum

MARY: she got stuck in the endless loop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: those of you on fall break vacas can Eat It.

COT: my dad said some stuff.

IPC 2024 – Week 3: Brenton Sandwich

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: P3, Double Wide, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Bunny, Rainbow, Grandslam, Farley, Pac-man, Flintstone (Carter Rivera), Backflow, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: Stretching & a 400m run to show the path.

THE THANG:
Bottom Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – (3 rounds)
– 30-yard bear crawl to the cone
– 30-yard standing broad jump back
– Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps (note: the further you broad jump the better. If you are a yard short at the end and have to do burpees, tough luck)
The Meat – 3 Rounds – Descending Rep Structure – 21/15/9
Exercises
– Burpee Block Jump Over. (lay block flat side down)
– Start on one side of the block, do a burpee, and jump over the block laterally. That’s 1 rep.
– Perform burpee on the other side, and jump over the block laterally.
– Reminder – Each time you jump over the block = 1 rep
– Thrusters
– Iron Mikes
– Right leg-left leg = 1 rep (the hard way)
– Hand Release Merkins
– Big Boi Sit-ups
– 400m run
Format
– 21-15-9 Style
– Do 21 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 15 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 9 reps of each exercise and 400m run.
Top Slice of Bread
Brenton WOD – 3 rounds
– 30-yard bear crawl to the cone
– 30-yard standing broad jump back
Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: IPC 2024 – Week 4 is Friday

COT: Quote from Tim Tebow that is great for guiding young minds – “We can control a few things: our attitude, our effort, our focus, and how we go about treating [others].”

IPC 2024 – Week 2

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Grandslam, P3, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Gibbler, Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), White Belt, Backflow, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag: and explain the hieroglyphics

THE THANG:
– Circuit Work Done for Time:
1. 800m Run
2. 80 Merkins – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans
3. 80 CMU Plank Jacks – Murder Bunnies – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Reverse Murder Bunnies
4. 60 Merkins – 15YD Brick Layers – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Brick Layers
5. 60 CMU Plank Jacks – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans
6. 40 Merkins – 15YD Brick Layers – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Brick Layers
7. 40 CMU Plank Jacks – Murder Bunnies – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Reverse Murder Bunnies
8. 20 Merkins – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans – 14 Cactus Squats – 15YD Weighted Lt. Dans
9. 20 CMU Plank Jacks
10. 800m run

MARY: No time for her.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: IPC 2024 – Week 3 is next Friday

COT: Simple thoughts on how to share God with others. Use an acronym of SOAP:
– Scripture
– Observation
– Application
– Prayer / Praise