F3 Knoxville

A poorly themed 12 days of christmas workout

AO: shamrock
Q: Mermaid
PAX: Mermaid, slappy, Baby Boomer, Curveball, Tailhook, Stitch, Base Salary, Crawlspace, Dumpster Dive, LeBling, Steam, KickFlip, Snaggletooth (Elijah Tafao), Swifty, Honeydew, Band Camp, Anchorman, Skidmark, Waxjob
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
12 days of Christmas workout

Burpee – partridge in a pair tree
Thruster – turtle doves
Bbs – French hens
Dirty hookups – calling birds
Diamond Merkin – golden rings
Hello Dollie’s 4ct – geese a laying
Curls – swans a swimming
Snow angels single count – maids a milking
Merkins – ladies dancing
Squats – lords a leaping
Lunges each leg – pipers piping
Dips- drummers drumming
Need 2 CMU’s, drop them at 2 & 7
Warmup
Cot
”Don’t do anything for selfish purposes, but with humility think of others as better than yourselves. Instead of each person watching out for their own good, watch out for what is better for others. Adopt the attitude that was in Christ Jesus:“
‭‭Philippians‬ ‭2‬:‭3‬-‭5‬ ‭CEB‬‬
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Bday Relay of Misery

AO: shamrock
Q: Base Salary
PAX: Baby Boomer, Anchorman, Brick, slappy, Eliza, Ghost Flag (F3Knoxville), Toretto, Steam, Drum Major, Pusher, Curveball, Nacho Libre, Stitch, LeBling, Base Salary, Band Camp, Jardet, Commission, 2.0 Stiff Arm, 2.0 Stunner
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
SSH IC
Baby arm circles IC
Cherry Pickers IC
Downward/Upward Dog
Indigenous people run the field the long way
THE THANG:
Groups of 6 relayed through 5 stations.
Starting at the Flag side GoalLine- 50 yard Sprint, 20 yard Bernie, 20 yard mosey, 10 walk—> high plank/ low plank transitions @ far goalin—> Car. dry Docks & Mtn. Climbers @ stairs at bottom of bleachers —> modified stadium run to press box platform—> monkey humpers/imperial Walkers @ pressbox platform —> modified stadium run down ramp—> dips/SSH @ wall—> perfect merkins @ start point —> rinse & Repeat
MARY:
Superman/Banana
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Ghost flag has been stolen by Asylum PM.
COT:
Even since before arriving in the NFL, Deion Sanders had a swagger and arrogance about himself, something that continues to show up in sports headlines today. As a coach he gets more criticism for his comments, but as you look past the flash you see that the comments and actions are calculated and methodical. It’s his confidence coming through and speaking his future into existence.
I find myself desiring that level of confidence too. At a sales conference he said this (paraphrasing) ‘no one saw my biggest plays, because they happened at practice. There were no cameras when I made my biggest plays. I practice like I played, so when I played it was practice.’
Ephesians 6:10 reads “Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power” before detailing the armor of God. This is our practice and our confidence. That we trust in, lean on, and follow the guidance of the Lord in all times. We do it during good times and the blessings, so that when we hit trials and struggles we have practiced and are prepared to trust in his mighty power. That is our confidence in Him.
Through all of the braggadocios comments Deion has also been quoted saying this: “I don’t care what they say about me when I’m through with sports. I don’t want to be known as anything else in life but a great father.”

[karns-otb] OTB 1

AO: karns-otb
Q: Betty
PAX: Appleseed (Jon Smith), fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), Gmail, Biohazard (Jay Shepherd), Dumpster Dive, Mermaid, Honeydew, Tractor, KickFlip, Voodoo, Eliza, Ocho, Baby Boomer, Sawdust, Commission, Noodles, Power Wheels
FNGs: 1 Power Wheels
COUNT: 18
WARMUP:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, Inch Worms, Tempo Squats, Merkins, Imperial Walkers, Willy Mayes
THE THANG:
Mosey to the Kindergarten Pickup Line for some 11’s
Top Half of a Burpee (some debate was had)
LBC’s

Mosey to cafeteria doors for a 4 corners workout
Corner 1- 10 Hand Release Merkins/10 4-count flutter kicks
Corner 2- 10 4-count SSH/10 Inch Worms
Corner 3- 10 Squats/10 4-count mountain climbers
Corner 4- 10 Iron Mikes/10 4 count shoulder taps

Mosey to the hill behind the tennis courts
At the bottom: 15 big boy situps
Bear crawls up the hill
At the top 5 burpees
Crawl bear down the hill
Repeat 2 # of times

Exploration mosey around the field house with some stairs and a kickflip pushing a voodoo on a sled. Also, some bear crawls were had.

MARY:
No time, back to flag just in time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The next OTB will be next Wednesday 10-11-23
COT:
“Don’t ever prejudge who can and cannot make an impact on your life. Even the most unlikely of people can turn out to be instrumental in your journey.” -Cameron Hanes

A nice tailgate coffeeteria was had after with some great mumble chatter. See you all again soon.

Flag Handoff to Slappy

AO: shamrock
Q: Betty
PAX: Oscar Meyer, Base Salary, Glamper, Nadia (Aaron Jacques), skewer, Jardet, Band Camp, Dumpster Dive, Curveball, Honeydew, Steam, Skidmark, Waxjob, Rocket, Anchorman, Stitch, KickFlip, Toretto, Mathlete, The Situation, Mermaid, Free Fall (Justin Whitaker), Nacho Libre, Tailhook, Econoline, 5K, slappy, Guardrail, Commission, OBrother, Voodoo, Baby Boomer, Eliza, Ribbed, Betty, Dragon Slayer, Thunder
FNGs: None
COUNT: 37
Disclaimer given
WARMUP:
SSH,Merkins,Squats,Curtsey Lunges, Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
Mosey to baseball hill and complete 11’s
Monkey humpers at the top of the hill
Iron Mikes at the bottom
Mosey to the big parking lot with a bernie in the mix and complete the below:
Hub and Spoke Workout
Hub is 5 burpees

Spoke 1- 50 SSH
Hub
Spoke 2-50 Shoulder taps
Hub
Spoke 3-50 Freddy Mercury’s
Hub
Spoke 4- 25 Imperial Walkers
Hub
Spoke 5- 20 Lunges (10 each leg)
Hub .
Spoke 6- 25 Merkins

After we finished this we made out way to the FIA parking lot where we completed a shoulder burning exercise consisting of Merkins, Shoulder Taps and Plank jacks without dropping our knees
Mosey to the straightaway back to the AO and did a series of bear crawls and lunges
Back to flag in enough time for 1 burpee
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
This was a very special day as we passed the shovel flag off to a new leader, Slappy! It is going to be extremely exciting to see what he does in the role and how Shamrock is going to thrive under his leadership.

We have all heard the quote, “Strong men create good time, good times creat weak men, weak men create bad times, bad times create strong men.” I head some commentary on this quote from Nick Freitas on this and says, “Bad times don’t create strong men, strong men are made by the influence of other strong men.” He goes on to talk about how strong men are there through good times and bad, but in the bad times, strong men are once again appreciated for what they contribute to society.
I instantly thought of F3 and the group of strong men that I have the privilege of working out beside every morning. All of you have made me a stronger man in all areas of my life and I am thankful for every one of you.

Old McDonald’s Walk

AO: shamrock
Q: slappy
PAX: Curveball, Baby Boomer, Commission, Anchorman, Stitch, Mermaid, Skidmark, Bed Wetter, Betty, slappy, Toretto, Base Salary, KickFlip, LeBling, Swifty
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:
-pickers
-reach for the sky
-SSH
-mtn climbers
-tempo merks
-m nightclubs

THE THANG:
-7s at the half pipe (hill runs and merkins)
-grab two CMUs and farmer carry the shamrock loop. Stopping at intervals to do various heavy workouts.
-fun was had

MARY:
-no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-handoff on Friday

COT:
-The enemy wants us to live our life on the sidelines where we have no impact in the game. One of his favorite strategies is apathy. We drift from one thing to the next as if our involvement has no value or consequence and as a result our involvement has no positive value or consequence. So start with choices. Make all your decisions count. If you don’t choose, it will be chosen for you.