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The Impossible Mile

Shamrock 7/14/2023
See picture above
THE SCENE: 80 degrees at 0530 with humidity around 96%, some would call it terrible
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
3 very slow cherry pickers
SSH to around 15
THA-THANG:
The workout was simple, but due to the Ghostflag, we had two well represented groups from Juco & F3 Smokies vying to take it home.  We chose to host a competition, and the first group with 3 to finish the workout below took home the flag.
The workout was as follows:
The Impossible Mile
400 M Run
100 Merkins
400 M Run
100 Squats
400 M Run
100 BURPEES
400 M Run

Following that sweat fest, we moved over to the Jesus statue and found a battle buddy.  One partner held a wall squat while the other partner did 50 dips.  After both partners completed the exercises, we switched one partner held a balls to the wall while the other partner did 50 step ups.  Once both partners completed both exercises, we moseyed back to the flag for a Mary.

MARY:
The Mary was very popular today.
10 snow angels in cadence followed by 10 merkins
20 Flutters in cadence followed by 10 merkins
13 Shoulder taps in cadence followed by 10 merkins
finally 7 more burpees
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Today we talked about the Golden rule and simply treating others the way that we want to be treated.  Especially making a hard workout for those trying to steal the Ghost Flag because I expect a hard workout if I want to steal it back!!
MOLESKIN:
Prayer requests:
Mailbox’s mom in the ER
Cheat Sheet as a caregiver and for prayer regarding his ongoing parenting plan.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 in the Nude on 7/29
A workout with no shoes, shirt or gloves required that will take place in and out of the water at the Cove with breakfast provided by the Dog Pound boys.

Shamrock Gymstacle

THE SCENE: Beautiful summer morning! Low 60’s. Perfect!

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes
WARM-O-RAMA: 
Yoga style! Deep arm stretch, runners pose, downward dog, cobra etc..
THA-THANG:
Shamrock “gymstacle” – a hybrid of a gym and an obstacle course. The soundtrack for the beat down has a “wild artist” (same principle as a wild card). Every song of a “wild artist” doubles the amount of reps for everyone! Today’s “wild artist” – Justin Bieber!  The workout: 30 twinkle toes with CMU’s; Pull ups; Merkins, American Hammers with a heavy ball; Jumping rope; Bench press; Heavy pants; Truck climb; Hand-Elbow plank; Side jumps; Lawnmowers with 60lbs dumbbell; Dumbbell squats. Repeat!

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 men! Anchorman, Base Salary, Betty, Le Bling, Mermaid, Oscar Meyer, Rubber Duckie, Skid Mark, Slappy, Voo Doo, Tailhook and a FNG – Jar Jar!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
For most of us helping others is a natural tendency. However, there are situations when it is better to let someone finish his or her task without interfering by offering help. Because it might be important for this person to complete his or her task without any assistance.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 has a new member! Jar Jar! Welcome!

Shoulder Day at Shamrock

THE SCENE: clear summer morning, perfect for beatdown
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: yes
WARM-O-RAMA:
Several stretches focused on legs to distract the PAX from the pain to come
THA-THANG:
Dora style

Set 1

  • 50 dirty hookups
  • 75 wide merkins
  • 100 side lunges
  • Partner double CMU farmer carry down and back

Set 2

  • 50 thrusters
  • 75 plank with CMU pull
  • 100 rows
  • Partner mosey around first island

Completed almost two rounds

MARY:
No time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Quick recap of convergence and a reminder to not neglect the Q calendar.
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The Impossible Mile that never happened

THE SCENE: Raining sideways, high wind, and the threat of lightning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Tempo Merks, Tempo Squats, shoulder stretches, stretch on your own, and cherry pickers
THA-THANG:
Today’s workout was an audible and determined 100% by workout dice.  One dice determined the reps, or time to perform exercises, and the other two dice determined the exercises we did.  We took turns rolling, and everyone rolled at least 3 times each.

MARY:
Snow Angels
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Essentially, do hard things.  Life is hard, and you can’t predict exactly when it will be hard, so we prepare ourselves by taking on hard challenges.
MOLESKIN:
Commission’s MIL is on hospice
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CONVERGENCE