F3 Knoxville

Another Post-Father’s Day Ruck

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, bluebird, Gibbler, Rugby 🦮
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: Watch P3 plant the :shovelflag: & hitch up Rugby.

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.6 miles

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: N/A

COT: Caught Waffle House (Brady Greene)’s BOM

Strive for 5 (Ruck)

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Hot Pants, Farley, bluebird, Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:

THE THANG: MARCH

MARY: Can’t explain the strange lines on our map today. Appears we were transported out of the park to a place far away and later returned.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: See P3 COT

the Butterfly Effect

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Tropicana, Gibbler, Farley, Sawdust, bluebird, Jack, Maddie, Rugby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:one poor decision (turning left) can create a ripple effect that will haunt you for 75 minutes

THE THANG: completely disjointed route. Meandering. No structure

MARY: quite contrary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

let’s go to Ruckenbach Texas…

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Tropicana, Gibbler, Farley, bluebird, Maddie, Rugby 🐕
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP: sniffed each other’s buttcracks (Maddie and Rugby)

THE THANG: 4.623 miles including a Grey Cup sighting who was walking with an old pal of mine

MARY: Cinco (Scott McGuire) es muy queso grande

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Ruck Around the Park

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Matlock (Bill Maddox), bluebird, Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis), Gibbler, bluebird, Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Hitch up the :dog2:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.5 miles

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:Rainbow told us to put down our phones.