F3 Knoxville

Best Naturday Ever!

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Natty
PAX: FixerUpper, Lilydipper, Brick, Natty, Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Kung Blue, Casey Kasem, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Crash Dummy, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Dain Bramage, High Heels
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, Toy Soldiers, Thai Fighters, Grady Corns, Shoulder Press, Chinooks (B), Moroccan night clubs, Army Cherry Pickers, seal claps, tempo mkns

THE THANG: Mosey to the Restroom walls to perform some Australian Nut Knockers, then 20 Bobby Hurleys, all out run up the grassy knoll to the level spot for 20 mkns then continue on up to top of hill, squats until 6 was up. Next were three rounds of 10 BBS followed by 5 mucho leggos running down the strip and back in between rounds. Dips until the 6 was up. ID a partner then mosey down to the level field High Heels mentioned was the wettest part of the park. All good for some wheelbarrows to tackle the length of the field with your partna. Mosey / Jog to the bowl performing some (B) side shuffles and Bernie’s along the way and hold a low plank til 6 up at base of bowl. Proceed with 3 laps fast as ya can around the bowl and doing 5 burpees at base and 5 at top each lap. Flutters and Big Boys until 6 was up. Indian run to the back beast hill, rear man performs 5 HR mkns and sprints to front of line. Quick pace up the hill to level spot to perform Apollo Ohno’s and Bonnie Blair’s. Quick pace mosey and return to AO

MARY: crab reachers, hello Dollie’s, Freddie mercuries Superman’s and gas pumps

ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence starfish here 1/31

COT:Best Day Ever

Last year I travelled to Steamboat Springs, CO 3x, as many of you know to visit my sister Beverly, and brother-in-law Gary who is facing Stage IV Lymphoma. As an added bonus, Steamboat is quite a paradise all year long. Each time while on these trips I’d see stickers that said, “Best Day Ever.” I heard it was coined by a local guy revered by others for his positivity and efforts to get youth active in their community and enjoying all the activities Steamboat has to offer.

I didn’t really investigate it more, but still liked the phrase, so it always sat in the back of my mind. On this last visit I spent almost 2 weeks in CO and always when I go in the winter, I’m eager to hit the slopes. Unfortunately, there was very little snow when I arrived and so for more than a week, I just looked up at the mountain, hoping for some big dump to arrive and let me miraculously ski all the runs I could. Well, that did not happen, but we did get some snow for a few days in a row after Thanksgiving, enough to take a chance and hit the slopes. They basically had one run open the 1st day I went (they called it 2) and the 2nd day they had 2.5 runs (they called 5). For reference, when fully open, they have 184 runs, not to mention the ones you can make on your own through the trees or going out of bounds.

I generally try to strike up a conversation with folks when I ride up the chair lift. One guy asked me where I was from and when I said Knoxville, TN, he lit up & said he owes Knoxville and the 82’ World’s Fair for his career choice b/c it was when and where the Apple McIntosh was introduced and he spent his earnings from working the fair that year on purchasing one which launched his path into IT. But on another run up the lift I sat with an old man and a young lady who had never been there before. She asked about the conditions, and I said, well, considering there were basically two runs, we had very little snow and the visibility sucked, it could be better. But the old man said, “Best Day Ever!” I immediately responded, ya know, you are totally right. Without knowing all the back story on the phrase, I knew right then what it meant to that community. Savor every moment you have in nature, savor the days, months, years you have left to enjoy God’s creation and all the possibilities that lie in it. Just because there was only a couple runs open, it was still awesome, still wonderful, and I luckily had not paid the standard $289.00 lift ticket price, because I learned last season how to save. Point being, no matter what the conditions are, or what your favorite activity is, cherish the ability to do it, to live it, to share it with others and if you have a crazy or unfortunate event or story to tell, it at least makes you interesting at parties.

My trip home gave me that story…I booked a Lyft ride the night before for a 5 AM p/u and flight at 7 AM. Woke up, got ready, carried luggage downstairs and looked at my phone…no driver. Scrambled, freaked a bit because I wanted home bad. Then finally got an Uber p/u at 5:40 for what’s normally a 30 min ride to the airport, was much longer due to the blizzard that arrived for my departure. A nice Jamaican guy in an SUV picked me up and we got going only to get in a convoy of cars behind the snowplow which we followed slowly all the way to the airport. I arrived with no time to spare, got lectured by airport staff, but allowed to load my luggage, get through security and right on board only to wait 2 hrs. to leave (after watching an entire movie on the tarmac). De-icer broke and so once finally off, I knew I was going to miss my connection. I booked another flight while in the air (direct from Denver to Knox). I arrived thinking I had plenty of time, but taxiing was almost 30 min which left me 5 min to go 0.7 miles from gate B8-B58. In my skill set, ok I got this…but with wearing all the winter clothes, jacket, and backpack, it was not easy…I felt my chest pounding and eventually was out of breath. I even had to stop once to take a breather. Made it to the gate, the attendant cheered me on as she was about to close the door. Last one on the plane…I coughed for over an hour. But I made it home 4 hrs. early and grateful to be there. As many of you know, I went through a lot last year, but each day I wake up now I’ve thought about the term, “Best Day Ever.” Stay positive, even through the rut. It’s infectious. Make each day better than the one before it. It’s a state of mind in many ways, but who and what you surround yourself with makes the opportunity for an even better day possible. God has given us all this gift of life, use it wisely.

SURPRISE CD Q

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Crash Dummy
PAX: Lilydipper, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Switchhitter (Tony), Brick, Natty, MD Hammer, Sparkler, Curveball, Rooney(Carl Whipple), Recoil (Blake Conley), Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Franzia
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: Run aprox ¼ mile around pavilion/playground back to AO. SSH – 20ea. Windmills – 10, Cherry Pickers – 5, Mountain Climbers – 20. Monkey Humpers – 10. Stretching. Run the parking lot.

THE THANG: Run to the Bros Bowl. 11’s – Bottom – Plank Jacks. Top – Incline Merks.

Run to Caribbean. Lunge walks to next island. Bear Crawl to next island. Lilydipper ordered us test our sobriety walking a straight line to next island. Brick gave us something new with 20 reps of Cow not Bull.

Run to Pavilion. Pele (Jon Lindberg) demanded we do Bulgarian split squats – 10 reps each leg. Rooney(Carl Whipple) begged us do Bench Reverse Rows – 20reps.
Back to AO.

MARY: American Hammers – 20ea. Low Plank.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at Asylum 1/31.

COT: We’re so lucky to have this place to do our workouts. We’re so lucky to have all these amazing men come out and work out and spend this time to fellowship. This is a reminder to be respectful to your fellow F3 brothers. You don’t have to like everyone, but you must at least respect them.

[halls-otb] Circuit City

AO: halls-otb
Q: Mountain Ice
PAX: Z-Pack, Mr.May, Sam, Mic Drop, Brick, Lizzy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
SSH
Thai fighters +1
Downward Cobra
Runners stretch
Etc.

THE THANG:
Circuit work:
2 rounds 1 min on/30 sec off
– Single arm deadlift (45lbs Jerry can)
– Ruck rows
– Kettlebell swings
– Sandbag front squats
– 2 cmu rope plows
After 2 rounds completed, mosey to JW parking lot. Mobility and core work. Move from one end of parking lot to other side then complete core exercise.
High skips, deep lunge walks, karaokes both ways. Squats, flutter kicks, H2H, outlaws both ways.
Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Parking lot Bro-ga

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Quadruple Q at asylum-daybreak this Saturday
Hike to remember this Saturday w/ 5.11
Goruck & Mountain Man events in April

COT:
Most guys think they have a motivation problem.
They do not. They have a starting problem.
Motivation shows up after you begin, not before.
It is a byproduct of action, not the fuel for it.
Waiting to feel ready is like waiting for traffic to clear before merging. It never happens.

Cold runs, hot garages, rain-soaked walks, dark mornings. These are not obstacles. They are the training.
Anyone can move when it is seventy-two degrees and life is calm. But when the elements push back, you are no longer just training your body.
You are training your standards. You are teaching yourself that you do not need perfect conditions to keep your word.
That lesson carries far beyond fitness.

-Dad Day Co.

[genesis] Whoopsie Daisy

AO: genesis
Q: Mountain Ice
PAX: Brick
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
WARMUP:
SSH
Squat n’ reach
Thai fighters
Cherry pickers
Downward cobra

THE THANG:

Aggressive 4 corners
Parking lot cornered off and number C1-C4. PAX start at C1 perform prescribed exercise. After completion, move to next corner using specified mode of travel. Complete exercise at C2, then return to C1 and complete exercise. Continue with C3 & C4 returning each time to C1 before advancing to the following corner. Exercises are:
C1 – Ruck burpee jump over 8 reps
C2 – Ruck overhead press 15 reps
C3 – Ruck Front Squats 15 reps
C4 – Ruck press leg raises 20
Mode of travel between stations is shuffle flats of the parking lot, walk hills
Complete as many rounds as possible

Loop Moto hill for a breather a couple times

MARY:
A little Bro-ga stretching in the parking lot

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
March to remember
Goruck event in April
Mountain Man March in April
Hot Toddy Quadruple Q this weekend

COT:
“A great Leader accelerates throughout his life. He views leadership as a craft that must be honed through continual study and application. In the way that a lawyer or doctor practices his profession from the standpoint of service to his client or patient, the great Leader’s focus is always upon his
followers rather than himself.”

-QSource Q1.1 Disruption

12 Beatdownz of Christmas

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Kodak (Charlotte Metro (S) Weasel Shaker)
PAX: Brick, Crash Dummy, Kodak (Charlotte Metro (S) Weasel Shaker), Dain Bramage, UGA, CatGut, Jumbo, Crawdad, Waffle House, Drum Major
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: Like instant coffee, the Terrible Rotten Very Bad Workout started with a jolt- no hellos, none of that touchy-feely stuff. We ran. Not far, but kinda fast. Fortunately no one broke a hamstring. Loops around to the playground for some SSH, Walkers and others. Then we opened the mailbox and discovered Santa had left the PAX a love, letter detailing . . .

THE THANG: The 12 Beatdownz.

Here’s the list-

12 WWII Sit-ups
11 Squats (in cadence)
10 Ukrainian Hammers (in cadence)
9 Carolina Dry Docks
8 Imperial Walkers (in cadence)
7 LBCs (in cadence)
6 SSH (in cadence)
5 ‘Mericans
4 Jump Squats
3 Heels to Heaven (in cadence)
2 Burpees
1 Manmaker/Special

Here’s how it actually works-

Days 1 & 2 – mosey to COT Lot. For the 1 of Day 2, run a 3 level suicide (light, light and far side) with 5 squats at the base each time.

Days 3 & 4 – mosey to the Bowl. For the 1 of Day 4, run a Long Lap

Days 5 & 6 – short mosey to the playground. For the 1 of Day 6 – 1 minute hang (EC if you want to add in pull-ups. No one did).

Days 7 & 8 – short mosey to the other side of the soccer field. For the 1 of Day 8, run a 4 level suicide (18 yrd box, midfield, 18 yrd box, end line) with 10 of any exercise (dealer’s choice) at the base each time.

Note- possible that the Q messed up a bit and called the suicide early and so made everyone run the field backwards as punishment. That’s what happens when you are on the Naughty List.

Days 9 & 10 – mosey to the field (the Q sad that it’s not cold and muddy) For the 1 of Day 10, run up Pickett’s, bear crawl each of the hills and, just for fun, Crawl Bear the middle one. (FYI – that last part REALLY sucked, even the Q kinda regretted it).

Take a beat and look for sunrise

Day 11 – everyone faces out and looks at the pre-dawn beauty while exercising.

Day 12 – mosey back to COT area (high-fives to the family of 5 (kids looked to be ages 4 – 9 or so) out for a family workout). For the final beatdown, sprint up that hill!

Clock struck 7:59 am on the dot at the 6 got to the top of the hill. Mosey on down for COT.

MARY: None. She wasn’t invited. Don’t know what y’all got going on up here in Knoxville inviting women to your workouts …

ANNOUNCEMENTS: I think some idiots are going to go jump in really cold water outdoors in the middle of winter.

COT: Some of the greatest works of Christ on Earth involved healing the sick and the lame. YHC grew up seeing the sick, blind and lame as “others” in need of a good doctor. That’s not right. The lame aren’t “others”, they are us. We all are broken and we all need God’s help to be made whole. Some of us just keep our infirmities hidden on the inside.