F3 Knoxville

Mailbag Monday

We properly disclaimed!
Coolio bears all responsibility for anything that happens out there.
THA-THANG:
Today’s workout was sponsored by the pax and all the post-Thanksgiving mail that was received. It was an eventful long weekend and we were able to explore some of the more interesting details.

It’s true that none of us can outrun mortality, but practitioners of Junk Science can rest easy knowing that they’ve certainly, definitely, allegedly bought themselves a ten year delay.

Side straddles were hopped, shoulders were blasted, yoga-pose stretches were bungled, but with sincerity.

The Cloud awaited and on it we 5/10/15ed some Box Baby Box Rows.

Things got serious. We visited the Dark Webb. We made it all the way down to the famed Eighth Level, where the Q was beyond his ability to lead. It was the perfect time to Have a Nice Day.

We Curlsed for the girls, and then we got on the TB Rocket Ride, which is a little excursion on Cardiac in memory of certain Thanksgiving deprivations some of us may have endured in the past.

I had planned some bear crawling, but we ran out of time. Next Q.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A rabid HS football fan has me praying for justice and mercy.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
DM Hands and tell him you’re coming to the Rocky Hill parade on Saturday!

Pictionary at the Pav-Lov Asylum

THE SCENE: Hurricane Nicole was threatening rain so we moved to the Pav-Lov with 61 degrees and a rain mist.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes, all the things.
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Tempo Merkins, Toe-Merkins, Mountain Climbers Tie Fighters and a lap around the parking lot.
THA-THANG:

Tried to figure out the pictures of the workouts while rolling a wooden die to figure our rep count. Oh, did I mention we used a multiplier of 11, since it is 11-Nov-22.

Bearpees
Hello Dolly
Freddie Mercury
Lt. Dan
Junk Science (40 Merkins)
Big Boy Sit-Ups
Froggie Squats
Bobby Hurley
Tennessee Rocking Chair
Little Baby Crunches
ATMs
Carolina Dry Docks
Flutter Kicks
Iron Mikes
Gas Pumpers
Bonnie Blair
Jungle Boi (Jump squat with spoon arms? [Iron Pax Rerun])
V-Ups
X-Factors

MARY:
Because we didn’t get enough ABs, we did some standing oblique crunches.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs made it through the threat of a hurricane to grind out a workout.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
John 15:13 says “Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.” We used this as the focus of our thanks to our Veterans. I listed 13 members of my family tree that have served in our armed forces from the American Revolution to the Vietnam War.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None this time.

Bringing 300’s to 17 Hims

THE SCENE: full moon with a little of wet leaves and miss
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: 17 Hims showed up to push themselves 

WARM-O-RAMA:  

  • 11 LBC forward
  • 10 LBC backwards
  • 10 Seal claps
  • 10 Overhead claps
  • 10 Chattanooga Cherry pickers
  • 5 Knoxville Cherry pickers
  • 20 Booyah merkins  with a buddy

THA-THANG:
300’s

  • The PAX lined up in the parking lot and sprinted to the end . Did 30 merkins,  walked back together. Rinse & Repeat 10 times

Climb and tag

  • The PAX divided into two  units. Unit A ran and climbed the rope tree while Unit B attempted to tag. If caught 10 BBS. Rinse & Repeat x1

Five minute double

  • The PAX did 20 dips and 20 step-ups

Mosey back to the flag for some Bruce Lee core

MARY:  the PAX got on their 6 and completed some core

  • 25 America hammer
  • 25 heels to Heaven
  • 25 Awkward turtles
  • 25 little baby crunchesCOUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

    CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
    Roman’s 5:1-5

  • Therefore, since we have been justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ. Through him we have also obtained access by faith into this grace in which we stand, and we rejoice in hope of the glory of God. Not only that, but we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character, and character produces hope, and hope does not put us to shame, because God’s love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us.
    Romans 5:1‭-‬5 ESV
    MOLESKIN:
    God wants to remind us that if I am going to accelerate in my faith.I need to anticipate that there will be some form of tribulation we will come by.
  • ANNOUNCEMENTS: from Hands
    F3Knoxville.com is back up and running. Weds, Thurs and Fri are taken. You still have a chance to Q tomorrow and Saturday this week. Head over to the calendar and pick it up now.

Iron PAX Week 4 at the Asylum

THE SCENE: Cool & Crisp at 44 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes, all the things
WARM-O-RAMA:

No time for warm-up, just get to it.
THA-THANG:

  • 100 Gas Pumpers (Knees to Chest)
  • 50 Jump Rope
  • 1 mile run
  • 25 Hello Dollies
  • 25 Burpees
  • 50 Jump Rope
  • 400-meter run
  • 25 Hand Release Merkins
  • 25 V-Ups
  • 50 Jump Rope
  • 400-meter run
  • 25 Leg Raises
  • 25 Jungle Boi Squats – 2 spoons style
  • 50 Jump Rope
  • 400-meter run
  • 25 4-count flutter kicks
  • 25 Bonnie Blairs [AKA Iron Mikes]
  • 50 Jump Rope
  • 400-meter run
  • 100 Big Boy Sit-ups
  • 50 Jump Rope
  • 1 mile run

MARY:
We gave it our all for the Iron PAX and had nothing left for Mary.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMs came out to grind out the Iron PAX Challenge. We thank Carney, Doublewide & Cat Gut as men to aspire to when we grow up, someday.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Two (2) quotes were key for this BOM. One from Isaiah and the other from G. Michael Hopf.

  • Then I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, “Whom shall I send, and who will go for Us?” Then I said, “Here am I. Send me!” – ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭6:8‬ ‭
  • “Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.” [Those Who Remain by G. Michael Hopf]

May we always strive to be “Strong Men” to create the “Good Times”. May we not become “weak men” to create “hard times”.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.

DORAs with Betty on the Mosey at the Asylum

THE SCENE: Warm & humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Yes all the things
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Tempo Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Down-Ups in the Grass for Football, BBS at the base of Baby Everest, run to the top with some Man-Makers.
THA-THANG:
Three (3) stations for (3) Teams with a (4th) team carrying Betty to Bump the next group. The workout order of the stations were for each time a group was at a station, they did the next exercise.

  • Station #1 (AO with a Coupon)
    1. Blockies
    2. Curls
    3. Thrusters
    4. OVHD Press
  • Station #2 (Pav-Lov)
    1. Table Rows
    2. Box Jumps or Step-Ups
    3. Lt. Dans
    4. Toe Merkins
  • Station #3
    1. Big Boy Sit-Ups (BBS)
    2. Flutter Kicks
    3. Hello Dollys
    4. X-Factors

MARY:
It’s the weekend, so we had to hit the ATM
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
17 HIMs with the introduction of an FNG who was named 0600.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The Q focused on the quote from Jack London, “I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.“ May we all burn brightly for God’s Will and not stay idle for our own glory.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.