F3 Knoxville

Tag: Cat Gut (Mike Davis)

Santa Claus is Going to Town

AO: asylum-am
Q: Coolio (Greg Fox)
PAX: Double Wide, Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Rainbow, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Frenchie, Tropicana, UnicorNewton, Sambo #5
FNGs: 1 Sambo #5
COUNT: 16

WARMUP: yog around lot and up Baby Everest. Divvy up gifts
THE THANG: Dirty Santa/white elephant/Yankee swap

open a gift. lead ladder of
5 merkins
10 Big Bois
15 mountain climbers
20 SSH
25 squats
random runs and random intervals

the penalty for stealing a gift was draconian. 10 burpees followed by toting 100 lb weight up Baby Everest
not fact verified

gifts included an axe, the return of the Unicorn mask, an autographed pic of Coolio, REI gift card, lots of hand warmers,bbq rub and jerky. Free one hour massage from White Belt, giant Kit Kat Bar and a live gerbil

MARY: yes she was integral to the Christmas story

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Charmin was talking about the Soviet Union (fondly one can presume) and drowned out this part

COT: Read Luke 2. As prophesied back in Isaiah….Gibbler smells

Birthday Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, Hands, Hot Tub (John Muller), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @worm, @loves
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: 43 SSH
THE THANG: partner up. Rounds with merkins, squats, LBC, flutter kicks, wall sits, shoulder taps, pickle pounders, etc
MARY: @cat gut led boat/canoe
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:Jesus is the reason.

Be Serious But Have Fun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP:

Warm Up / Stretching

Indian Run w/ Heavy Bag Approx 3/4 Mile

THE THANG:

Round 1:

Parking Lot: Defensive Back (DB) Drills (Partners)
Partner #1: You are the DB
Partner #2: You have the ball (rock)
– Partner #2 holds the rock out and Partner #1 peddles back.
– Partner #1 holds the rock out Left or Right and directs Partner #2.
– When Partner #2 reaches the other side of the parking lot he sprints back.
– While Partner #2 sprints back Partner #1 holds the rock overhead and squats.
– Rotate X 2

Round 2: The Cloud: Chest & Back (Partners)
1. 100 Pull Ups
2. 100 Hindu Pushups (Start in Downward Dog, rotate in a J, then Push up.) F3 name is Dive Bombers….

Round 3: Mammoth March X 10 Reps (A rep is Steps 1 thru 4 below)
1. Four Lunges total
2. Step Forward Then Reverse. Switch legs.
3. Then side to side
4. Full squat in between each transition for a total of four (4) squats.

Round 4: Core
1. Big Boy Sit Ups X 20
2. Flutter Kicks X 20
3. Repeat, repeat, and repeat, till Cinco says stop!!! 😉

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Life is serious. Life is special. Find your passion and purpose.

Deep in his heart, every man longs for a battle to fight, an adventure to live, and a beauty to rescue.
John Eldredge, Wild at Heart: Discovering the Secret of a Man’s Soul

The Go-Giver

AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), P3 (Jordan Simmons), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Rainbow, White Belt, Jug Dish
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: 20 SSH on 4ct
Corner One- Baby arm circles front and back x10
Corner Two- Imperial Walkers x10
Corner Three- Windmills x12
Corner Four- Tempo Merkins x10
Corner One to close with 12 4ct LBC
THE THANG: mosey to Circus Maximus
5 exercises here Merkins, Dry D, Burpees, LBC, Squat Jumps all 10 count rep

Perform all exercises then run a lap. Drop the first exercise after lap one and continue to dropping until complete

Mosey to lower parking lot for 4 cones
10 gas pumpers at each cone, bear crawl in between. Run back side back to start to rinse and repeat. Completed 3 Rounds

Mosey to little Everest. 10 Tempo squats at bottom of hill. Bernie every other time up with 10 alternating lunges at top. 10 each leg. 3 rounds of that

MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: nada

COT: talked about the other part of thanksgiving. The giving part. Challenge to give more of our money, time, and resources

Come see my Knob

AO: asylum-am
Q: Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Sawdust, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Jenner (Matt Pfeiffer), Econoline, Charmin (John Willis), Code Brown, TRC/Crab legs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Dodgeball, P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), WORM, Carni
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17

WARMUP: SSH, tie fighters
THE THANG: run up baby everest. run some more. at every other pole
10 squats
10 merkins
10 big bois
some rock work until @catgut cried uncle (#awkward)
partner Dora’s at (gulp) Everest
partner 1 run halfway up that accursed mount 5 bleeping times
partner 2 CDD, lunges, flutters, other stuff
bear crawl up the Knob named after me
down Picketts charge back to AO
MARY: ain’t nobody got no time for that
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: if you are weary, lean into Him, . Read Thessalonians