F3 Knoxville

Come see my Knob

AO: asylum-am
Q: Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Sawdust, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Jenner (Matt Pfeiffer), Econoline, Charmin (John Willis), Code Brown, TRC/Crab legs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Dodgeball, P3 (Jordan Simmons), Cinco (Scott McGuire), WORM, Carni
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17

WARMUP: SSH, tie fighters
THE THANG: run up baby everest. run some more. at every other pole
10 squats
10 merkins
10 big bois
some rock work until @catgut cried uncle (#awkward)
partner Dora’s at (gulp) Everest
partner 1 run halfway up that accursed mount 5 bleeping times
partner 2 CDD, lunges, flutters, other stuff
bear crawl up the Knob named after me
down Picketts charge back to AO
MARY: ain’t nobody got no time for that
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: if you are weary, lean into Him, . Read Thessalonians

War

AO: asylum-am
Q: Bunny
PAX: P3 (Jordan Simmons), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Brick, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Woodpecker, Welches (Leland Murphy), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, WhiteBelt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
SSHx20, Rocketts
THE THANG:
Mosey to the overlook
WAR: Split up into 2 groups
2 chairs, one table, one deck of cards….time to play war!
From each group Pax take turns at the table in a game of war. Highest card wins.
Winner Runs the loop.
Losing group does 10 burpees! Then does exercise on the winning Card while waiting
MARY:
Plank for 1 min
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Think before you speak.
Proverbs 13:3
Whoever guards his mouth preserves his life;
he who opens wide his lips comes to ruin.Abraham Lincoln said, ‘It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt!’

Birthday Burpees for Another Trip Around the Sun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Code Brown
PAX: Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Charmin (John Willis), Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Gibbler (Tim Basch), Woodpecker, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Potter
FNGs: 1 Potter
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: 52 SSH & various stretching and slow activation merkins, squats to decrease joint viscosity.

THE THANG:
Circuit timer with 25sec of each interval then 10 sec rest. 4 sets. Set to a medley of mostly 70’s and 80’s rock.
1. Merkins
2. LBC
3. Table Row
4. Box Jump Or stepup
5. Dips
6. Lunges
7. Mountain Climbers
8. American Hammer
9. Shoulder Taps
10. Plank (Hold Proper form)
Between sets run around AO then do 13 Burpees

COT: Most of us spend too much time on what is urgent and not enough time on what is important.
Steven Covey: To parents don’t spend all your time trying to make copies of yourself rather focusing on loving and doing what is important with your kids. Jesus speaking on anxiety…
Matthew 6:33-34[33] But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.[34] “Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.

Taking the Oath of a Scout

AO: asylum-am
Q: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
PAX: Love’s, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dodgeball, Bunny, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Double Wide, WORM, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
THE THANG: Lots of things, including some burpees

COT: Recited the Boy Scout Oath & Pledge to commemorate @Crankbait completing his Eagle Scout & turning 18 years old.

The Snooze Alarm Impromptu Q

AO: asylum-am
Q: Bunny
PAX: P3 (Jordan Simmons), Dodgeball, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Rainbow, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), WORM, Double Wide, Thigh Master (F3 Muletown), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dung Beetle (Scott Kimsey), Hands, TRC/Crab legs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Pac-man, Love’s, Sawdust, Holes
FNGs: 1 Holes
COUNT: 19
WARMUP: SSH, Tie-Fighters & Rockettes in a Line

THE THANG: Did an escalator with burpees(a few bro-pees), squats, mericans and pickle pounders as we traveled our way around cardiac to Everest.

MARY: Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– IPC Week 4 will be on Ruggles Field.
– Conspicuously absent from his Q was @Woodpecker who hit the snooze button.

COT: Attitude