F3 Knoxville

Asylum Stations

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Grandslam, Cosmo 2, P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Love’s, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Sawdust, Pac-man, Rainbow, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Tropicana, Dung Beetle, Hands, Charmin (John Willis), Pizza Pizza, Beetle Bailey
FNGs: 1 Beetle Bailey
COUNT: 19
WARMUP:
None
THE THANG:
We carried on the double a cross through the Asylum with 14 stops along the way to commemorate our Lord’s path to Golgotha with reflections and 1 minute AMRAPS of different exercises.
MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None
COT:
It is each of our sins that bear the responsibility for our Lord’s passion and the cross.

Barkleys are Back

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Jackson Palumbo, Dung Beetle, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Clipper (Ben McCurry), Pac-man, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP: SSHs, Abe Vigodas, Tempo Merkins and Imperial SQUAT Walkers

THE THANG: Mosey to the gate below the Overlook for a history lesson: Many years ago, a young man had a dream of creating a brutally efficient circuit of running and reps. He called it the Barkley. That man was Zygote. He later learned that there was a slightly less famous race of the same name just to the north. Not as fun. Total coincidence.

Partner up and lap the Asylum hill, checking in at 4 stations for different reps at each lap.

3 laps, 4 stations:

1. Squats; Smurf Jacks; Iron Mikes;
2. LBCs; :flag-us: :hammer:; Hello Dollies;
3. Merkins; :diamonds: Merkins; CDD;
4. Burpees; Man Makers; Get Ups

Sweep and Mosey to the AO with one last sprint up Baby Everest and 5 burpees at the top

MARY: She was missed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Somebody sign up with P3 for Escape From Haw!

COT: God has given us all gifts and tools to make an impact, but none of us have all the gifts and tools. God has put others in our path to cover our blind spots. Look to those closest to you for help.

Holy Monday Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Trotline (Britton Carver), Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Double Wide, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Dung Beetle, White Belt
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: SSH, Tempo Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, Rockettes, Tie-Fighters & X-Wings

THE THANG:
Two Times Each
Phase 1 – Each Light Pole Up the Dragon:
– 5 Big Boy Sit-ups
– 10 Lt. Dans
– 15 Imperial Squat Walkers
– 20 Merkins
– 25 Pickle Pounders
– 30 Sumo Squats

Phase 2 – Every Other Light Pole Down to Everest:
– 5 Burpees
– 10 LBCs
– 15 Iron Mikes
– 20 Monkey Humpers
– 25 Peter Parker’s
– 30 Star Jacks

Phase 3 – All the Way Up Everest:
– 5 Bear Crawl
– 10 Lunges Twist
– 15 Inch Worms
– 20 Murder Bunnies (no CMU)
– 25 Pogo Stick Hops
– 30 Side Lunges

Phase 4: Space Needle

Phase 5 – Working Our Way Back to the AO
– 5 Burpees
– 10 Lunges
– 1 Imperial Squat Walker
– 1 Merkins
– 1 Peter Parker
– 30 Squats Plus 2 Burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Good Friday Q @Hands
Escape from Haw Ridge
GTE Ruck Event

COT:
Unburden Your Soul (Matthew 11:28-30)

Burpees for 1 Minute

AO: asylum-am
Q: Rainbow
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller), Double Wide, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Pizza Pizza, Clipper, breaststroke
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: 20 SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Tie Fighters, Tempo Merkins, 2 laps around the pavilion

THE THANG: completely random timer that surprised the Q as much as the PAX. Luckily there was no complaining and everyone wanted more burpees.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: We are all influencing someone. Be aware of that. You never know how tough could impact someone’s life.

40

AO: asylum-am
Q: Bunny
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Clipper (Ben McCurry), P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Doublewide (David Schwall), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Pizza Pizza,
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
SSH X 40
Imperial walkers X 10
Rockettes X10

THE THANG:
Mosey around to cardiac up to the overlook and back to the playground.
Along the way a few stops:
5 burpees
40 dips
5 Burpees, 10 HR Mericans
5 Burpees, 10 HR Mericans, 15 squats
5 Burpees, 10 HR Mericans, 15 squats, 20 BBS
5 Burpees, 10 HR Mericans, 15 squats, 20 BBS
5 Burpees, 10 HR Mericans, 15 squats
5 Burpees, 10 HR Mericans
Power T while Cinco (Scott McGuire) does pull ups to failure
5 Burpees

MARY: Stretch it out

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: eternity is forever, Focus on what’s important and step outside your comfort zone.